Caption Competition

[elgoog44]

the lads showing there favourite sexual positions, knew Wilder would be a good old fashioned missionary man, also knew Bash would be a bit indecisive....

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

Delirious scenes of celebration at The Lane as Wilder, Bash, Fleck and Freeman find the label that proves the pitch is a genuine Desso...

Listen , I had a cocks out contest with Rosler at Sky Sports . He thought he would be in possession of the largest bratwurst , I won hands down , and he has the face on , hence result at Oxford .

 

[elgoog44]

Fleck "When the fat lady sings I am going to fuck her like this..."

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

Fleck "When the fat lady sings I am going to fuck her like this..."

Make Madine scream like a pig

 

[COME BACK CHED]

i have got to supress this Hard-on some how lads , that fleck goal was pure hard-core

 

[elgoog44]

Make Madine scream like a pig

you got a real pretty mouth....

 

[Razor1967]

Delirious scenes of celebration at The Lane as Wilder, Bash, Fleck and Freeman find the label that proves the pitch is a genuine Desso...

Nope, still can't find Hammonds unseen work....

 

[stringjunior]

Hey Kieron, from this angle it looks like Bashy is kneeing Flecky int' nads. Does that make you apeh?

 

[INTERUNITED]

"every fucker who said Leon Clarke was wank, do 20 press ups"

 

[Barney]

Delirious scenes of celebration at The Lane as Wilder, Bash, Fleck and Freeman find the label that proves the pitch is a genuine Desso...

Excellent, pissed myself at that. Funniest thing I've seen on here in a while.

 

[Bibblybobblyboo]

I'm sure I saw Gary Madine stood here, but he just dissapeared.

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

Just wait til you see my dad dancing at the end of season party.

 

[Russ]

F****** hell is that one of them new pound coins?!!!

 

[BigBed]

"I love the Desso gaffer", "me too Fleck lad, don't leave to bigger fuck hole though or next seasons budget will be used repairing the bloody pitch again!!!"

 

[LenTednTony]

No honestly, we BOTH played for those whistle blowing twats!

 

[CaptainHotdog]

Fleck was over the moon that he didn't have to eat the soggy biscuit.

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

Delirious scenes of celebration at The Lane as Wilder, Bash, Fleck and Freeman find the label that proves the pitch is a genuine Desso...

The lino is trying to figure out if that constitutes offside

 

[Blade In Kent]

No point hiding gaffer, I'll thump anyone who calls me a ginger Scottish twat!

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

These fuckin shrooms are the bollocks.
Off mi fuckin tits I am boss.

 

[DifferentClass]

No point hiding gaffer, I'll thump anyone who calls me a ginger Scottish twat!

Bit rich coming from an ex-ginger

 

[Snowman]

Oh Fuck. We are going to have to knit one, purl one over a metre of seed stitch to repair that rip in the Desso. Don't tell Kev, he'll kill us.

 

[fireblade]

Fleck was delighted to hear Wilder confirm the worms name was Scallywell.

 

[Dnblade]

CW..."smells like someone's had a piss on the fuckin' desso"
Fleck..." Et's that baastard Carruthers again boss eh,he pesses everywhere".

 

[LenTednTony]

Delirious scenes of celebration at The Lane as Wilder, Bash, Fleck and Freeman find the label that proves the pitch is a genuine Desso...

So, I got ball, ran to left of one, straight forard, ghosted past the second one, to the right of the third and planted it low to goalies left. When I turned round, all three were laid on floor, just like you three fuckers!

 

[WalkelyFan]

The linesman - having never seen this happen before - is not quite sure whether to wave his flag or not.

 

[boo radley]

Pssst, don't forget to tell everyone lads this is miles better than Geese!