Caption Competition

[Marcus Aurelias]

Delirious scenes of celebration at The Lane as Wilder, Bash, Fleck and Freeman find the label that proves the pitch is a genuine Desso...

 

[Esablade]

Jose Baxter's left us a little something for the promotion party...

 

[Harrisblade]

"John Fleck just knows he's earned a bonus for finding Manager Chris Wilder's contact-lens!"

 

[boo radley]

Well I used to be able to do press ups.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Blimey John, that's the biggest turd I've ever seen!

 

[boo radley]

Blimey John, that's the biggest turd I've ever seen!

That was Tudgay under him.

 

[king creole]

Wilder Freeman and Basham inspect flecks dick to make sure it has'nt been anywhere near a hotel in Rhyl
cos lightening might strike twice

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Freeman's claiming victory at 'snap' while referee Wilder takes a closer look to make sure.

 

[metalblade]

A bit more speed needed on the slide Chris this is a Desso not a waterlogged Oldham pitch!

 

[georgebernardshaw]

"Anybody we know?"

Norman Stanley Fletcher

 

[snootyfenooty]

Wilder: "I can see our house from here"

 

[ucandomagic]

INCOMING!!!

 

[SwissBlade]

"Flecky! Get down lad, these cunts throw tennis balls"

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

"Flecky, do your Incredible Hulk impression, will you? We'll just hump the Desso."

 

[bartman]

Delirious scenes of celebration at The Lane as Wilder, Bash, Fleck and Freeman find the label that proves the pitch is a genuine Desso...

'LOL. The boss has lost his contact lens'

 

[Billyblade]

"So, Bash, Freeman, listen, so me and Flecky were in this Premier Inn right and I was humping this bitch like this and Flecky was wanking 2 blokes off like that. Reyt night. I don't think anything bad will come of it. Can't see lightning striking twice"

 

[ThroughThinAndThinner]

"I'll show them a pitch invas...oh, shit, me backs gone. Alan!? Alan!?"

 

[PokerBlade]

Someone's going to have to explain the joke to that twat of a linesman, boss.

 

[blade too long]

woohoo found my contact lens

 

[Blade56]

I'm tellin thee boss I saw watter come out ot ground an squirt Scoogs inter car park

 

[PeteBlade]

"Guy's, I'm telling you... WWF's credibility is around here somewhere...".

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Bet yer a tenner some twat starts a Caption Thread!

 

[SwissBlade]

"Guy's, I'm telling you... WWF's credibility is around here somewhere...".

WWF?
I knew they'd eventually get found out for fucking pandas, filthy bastards

 

[DifferentClass]

WWF?
I knew they'd eventually get found out for fucking pandas, filthy bastards

Thought they made them wrestle?

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

John Fleck wins the latest round of 'hide and seek' as Chrissy 'The Cloak' Wilder fails to get enough cover from Freeman's bristles.

 

[SwissBlade]

Thought they made them wrestle?

Really? The dirty fuckers. No wonder the monochrome twats do nothing but eat bamboo. #pandacunts

 

[LenTednTony]

No, honestly Chris.........after diving like penguins on ice, he had us flapping our arms like fuckin seagulls! Come on lads, show Chris....

 

[elgoog44]

freeman "I think I have found Wednesdays bottle, and Carlos Dream"

 

[Captain]

"That's enough of "Twister" lads we've a league to win" Fleck!

 

[DifferentClass]

Come on, I know you love the Desso but surely there are other ways to express it!