Can anyone help please?

[GreasyChipBeattie]

I've just been looking at the table and the number of games left.
Then it dawned on me that with 15 still to play, not only could we gain sufficient points to avoid relegation, we might possibly be able to finish as champions.
So, the question is, could 56 points be enough to win it?
I'm struggling to get my head round whether the likes of City, Manure, etc. could lose enough points to other teams without propelling those teams to a points total that we can't match.
I'm sure there must be some kind of formula that could be applied, but I'll be darned if I can come up with it.
So, for those mathematicians of you out there, is there still a run of results that could see the trophy make its way from Anfield to BDTBL?

 

[Barney]

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Oh come on Barney Babes, show a little faith.

 

[GodricBlade]

I've just been looking at the table and the number of games left.
Then it dawned on me that with 15 still to play, not only could we gain sufficient points to avoid relegation, we might possibly be able to finish as champions.
So, the question is, could 56 points be enough to win it?
I'm struggling to get my head round whether the likes of City, Manure, etc. could lose enough points to other teams without propelling those teams to a points total that we can't match.
I'm sure there must be some kind of formula that could be applied, but I'll be darned if I can come up with it.
So, for those mathematicians of you out there, is there still a run of results that could see the trophy make its way from Anfield to BDTBL?

Nurse!!
NURSE!!!!!????
He’s out of bed again.

 

[I'll tell me dad.]

I'll be gutted if we blow the title from this position.

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

I've just been looking at the table and the number of games left.
Then it dawned on me that with 15 still to play, not only could we gain sufficient points to avoid relegation, we might possibly be able to finish as champions.
So, the question is, could 56 points be enough to win it?
I'm struggling to get my head round whether the likes of City, Manure, etc. could lose enough points to other teams without propelling those teams to a points total that we can't match.
I'm sure there must be some kind of formula that could be applied, but I'll be darned if I can come up with it.
So, for those mathematicians of you out there, is there still a run of results that could see the trophy make its way from Anfield to BDTBL?

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[The Crab]

I see Pritti must have just murdered another Kitten..................

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

Hey come on, it could be done if everybody else lost their games for a few months, and providing we won all ours of cause....

Oh god that couldn't happen could it, I'm forgetting about VAR.....

 

[Big Hitter]

I've just been looking at the table and the number of games left.
Then it dawned on me that with 15 still to play, not only could we gain sufficient points to avoid relegation, we might possibly be able to finish as champions.
So, the question is, could 56 points be enough to win it?
I'm struggling to get my head round whether the likes of City, Manure, etc. could lose enough points to other teams without propelling those teams to a points total that we can't match.
I'm sure there must be some kind of formula that could be applied, but I'll be darned if I can come up with it.
So, for those mathematicians of you out there, is there still a run of results that could see the trophy make its way from Anfield to BDTBL?

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. ( Albert Einstein )

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. ( Albert Einstein )

Does he have anything to say about people with no sense of humour?

 

[Davalon]

You tickling her tuppence?

 

[Big Hitter]

Does he have anything to say about people with no sense of humour?

Hi Grease , here's one for you:-

A Horse walked into a Bar. The barman said " Hey ". The Horse said " Yes please."


Keep the Faith.

 

[Blade.com]

A White Horse walks into a bar; the bar man says "We've got a drink named after you" Horse says " What Fred".

 

[JOEYDEE]

... Press please..!

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Hi Grease , here's one for you:-

A Horse walked into a Bar. The barman said " Hey ". The Horse said " Yes please."


Keep the Faith.

I felt sure it was going to be the 'long face' one! - both equally as bad if you don't mind me saying

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

The barman say's to the battered twisted rope "are you with the string party ?
he say's "no I'm a frayed Knot"

 

[Big Hitter]

The barman say's to the battered twisted rope "are you with the string party ?
he say's "no I'm a frayed Knot"

Ok that's it I think. We've reached the bottom of the Horse jokes

 

[Sean Thornton]

Ok that's it I think. We've reached the bottom of the Horse jokes

A horse walks into a bar. The barman confuses idioms with jokes and offers him a glass of water, but can’t make him drink.

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

A white horse walks into a bar and say's "Do you serve horses ?"
and the barman say's "No, only drinks"....

 

[Big Hitter]

A white horse walks into a bar and say's "Do you serve horses ?"
and the barman say's "No, only drinks"....

Ouch !!

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

A pony walks into a bar and whispers "Pint please".

The barman says, "Why are you whispering?"

Pony whispers, "'Cos I'm a little horse."

__________________________

Horse walks into a bar and says, "Got any bread?"

Barman says, "Are you doing your duck impersonation again?"

________________________________________

Coat ....

 

[I should coco]

A white horse walks into a pub.

The barman says, 'Wow, that's amazing we've got a whisky named after you'

'What, Trigger?' says the horse.

 

[I'll tell me dad.]

A horse tries to walk into a bar, but all the staff have been furlonged.

 

[Blade.com]

A horse tries to walk into a bar, but all the staff have been furlonged.

AH; that'll be the new bar that's on every street; Furlough and Fiddle.

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

Gorilla walks into bar and asks for a shot of whisky,
Barman-, "that will be £5 please."
Barman-, "We don't get many Gorillas in here"
Gorilla- At £5 a shot I'm not suppried .

 

[I'll tell me dad.]

Giraffe walks into a bar, " Gin and tonic please in a tall glass".