By the time we get promoted from league one..

[Davie Blade]

I'll be incontinent and in an old people's home

Already halfway there 7 days a week,
but Sunday night in the pub I'm completely there.

 

[Bladesman]

 

[Blade56]

The club chairman and King of Western World (former President Putin) issed a statement through his public relations officer (formally known as judge ) said the new club formed in the merging of the two teams from the people's revolution in Sheffield will win the inter continental league within 5 years. His co partner Kim jon-un said funds were in place from the sale of a former players stash found in his boot locker.
On happier note program seller K Mcacbe announced his retirement from the club after 35 years in various roles within the club.

 

[Tyler Durden]

"Don't forget to pick up our special souvenir programme at todays match in honour of our 75th League Cup encounter with Hartlepool for just £38"

 

[mosbolad]

My favourite thread this week has been sum up this season in a film title. This is my attempt at introducing some gallows humour. I live in Huddersfield and at my sons football training last night, I had my usual groan at our latest failure and generally bemoaning life in league one. The Huddersfield Town supporters present reminded me that they did 11 seasons in this division. A quick calculation brought me to the shocking conclusion that if we were to replicate this, my youngest son, who begins high school in September would have sat his GCSE's by the time we get promoted.
So what will have changed by the time United get promoted?

Love your profile pic Lepton. The Rex Cinema at Intake I presume. Watched many a film there. Happy memories.

 

[lepton blade]

Love your profile pic Lepton. The Rex Cinema at Intake I presume. Watched many a film there. Happy memories.

Cheers buddy. Saw Jaws,Grease, and various Bond movies at that place. Used to walk down from Frecheville. Happy days.