“Football is a simple game complicated
by idiots”….old big ed.
Can keepers get blue cards?
Who goes in the net if they do?
Is 2 blues a sending off?
How many players can get blue carded in one incident or in one game from the same side or opposing sides?
Are cards checked by VAR? Aaaaaaaagh!
How many blue cards can one player receive before he gets a game ban?
Can you get treated for an injury whilst sinning?
Who decides if an injury whilst sinning is genuine?
Is anyone allowed to talk to you … like the manager, whilst sinning?
If you get a card in the first half with a minute left
do you wait 9 mins in the bin before you can come on in the second half?
And finally can we dig up Ted Rodger’s to explain the rules in the form of really wank clues?
by idiots”….old big ed.
Can keepers get blue cards?
Who goes in the net if they do?
Is 2 blues a sending off?
How many players can get blue carded in one incident or in one game from the same side or opposing sides?
Are cards checked by VAR? Aaaaaaaagh!
How many blue cards can one player receive before he gets a game ban?
Can you get treated for an injury whilst sinning?
Who decides if an injury whilst sinning is genuine?
Is anyone allowed to talk to you … like the manager, whilst sinning?
If you get a card in the first half with a minute left
do you wait 9 mins in the bin before you can come on in the second half?
And finally can we dig up Ted Rodger’s to explain the rules in the form of really wank clues?