Bladey Bladeness

[HighfieldBlade]

A great exponent of the Art of Bladey Baldness...

 

[I should coco]

A great exponent of the Art of Bladey Baldness...

Nah, just some cockernee bloke with his head about to be on upside down.

 

[coaxingstar71]

Can we have a top 5 Bladey Blades - perhaps Pinchy could provide us with their Bladey Bladeness rating?

 

[I should coco]

Can we have a top 5 Bladey Blades

Off the top of my head:

Mickey Adams
TC
Chris Wilder
Dave Bassett
Brian Deane

Bubbling under are Chris Morgan, both Kyles, Bradders and Bob Booker

 

[coaxingstar71]

I'll go with:
Dane Whitehouse
Kyle Walker
Bob Booker
Morgs
TC

 

[Sean Thornton]

Nah, just some cockernee bloke with his head about to be on upside down.

I doubt the sound of the Bow bells could be heard in Derby!

 

[I should coco]

I doubt the sound of the Bow bells could be heard in Derby!

You'd be surprised.

On a windy day and all that.

Playing for Wimbledon or any London club, is enough to be considered a cockney. I bet the two Kyles are unrecognisable now in their pearly waist coats giving it large eating jellied eels, guvnor.

 

[Silent Blade]

Quick Google search came up with these:

Graham Taylor - Watford - 1977-1987, 1996-2001
Harry Redknapp - Portsmouth - 2002-2004, 2005-2008
Tony Pulis - Stoke - 2002-2005, 2006-
Walter Smith - Rangers - 1991-1998, 2007-2011
Guus Hiddink - PSV - 1987-1990, 2002-2006

Ron Atkinson - Wendy - 1989-1991 and 1997-78

 

[Sean Thornton]

You'd be surprised.

On a windy day and all that.

Playing for Wimbledon or any London club, is enough to be considered a cockney. I bet the two Kyles are unrecognisable now in their pearly waist coats giving it large eating jellied eels, guvnor.

You norvern mankey!

 

[Dkc]

Is Curtis Woodhouse a Bladey Blade, or do his off-the-field exploits make him more of a Warnockesque figure?

 

[BushBlade]

You'd be surprised.

On a windy day and all that.

Playing for Wimbledon or any London club, is enough to be considered a cockney. I bet the two Kyles are unrecognisable now in their pearly waist coats giving it large eating jellied eels, guvnor.

They've been drinking in the Blind Beggar and calling themselves the Kyle twins.
Naughton's gone to Swansea to look after their 'import business'.

 

[shorehamview]

Ron Atkinson - Wendy - 1989-1991 and 1997-78

How did he manage the last period? Company Tardis?

 

[Blade56]

Bladey Bladness is (in my humble opinion) not limited to returning players it can also relate to fans. I consider myself a Bladey Blade. I love them and can't imagine life without them but will berate them and defend them in equal measures depending on what arguement or point I am trying to achieve.

I perfect example of a Bladey Blade supporter is Gordon Ottershaw (played by Michael Palin) famed for his undying support his local team Barnstoneworth United (and we all know it was really SUFC) even though they lost every single game in 1935. Regardless he brought back old players to resurrect a dying club after his infamous "EIGHT BLOODY ONE" outbreak following his teams latest defeat.

I feel deep down I am related to Gordon Ottershaw if not in DNA then in spirit and therefore consider myself a Bladey Blade.

 

[Grappler]

Don't forget, if you also kill Vampires, you are a Bladey Blade Blade

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Is that a young Gwen Taylor playing his wife?

 

[Grappler]

You can usually tell when a poster on here is suffering from a touch of the Bladey Bladeness, because they say things like "... looks like Michael Tonge is available, worth a punt?...", or "....Keith Edwards always talks sense on Radio Sheffield, not a bad shout as next manager?...", or more often " ...(insert former strikers name here) would cause mayhem in League 1..." as some people said when we brought James Beattie back.

On saying that, Bladey Bladeness is not a bad thing, there is something warm and comforting about it, in fact it pre-dates football violence of the 1970's, it's about walking out of BDTBL on a dark, winters evening, with your Dad, knowing your mum will have tea ready when you both get home.

 

[I should coco]

Don't forget, if you also kill Vampires, you are a Bladey Blade Blade

He can fuck right off.

Hollywood-fucking-superstar-Darth-Vader-vest-wearing-oh-so-fucking-cool-shades-faux-leather-coat-and-big-stupid-fucking-buckles-piggy-wanker.

He's never been a Blade!

 

[I should coco]

knowing your mum will have tea ready when you both get home.

Doesn't yours?

My mum usually cuts the crusts off and puts me a jug of Ribena out too.

Bed turned down and Teddy is there waiting for me.......

You are making me cry now!

 

[Grappler]

Doesn't yours?

My mum usually cuts the crusts off and puts me a jug of Ribena out too.

Bed turned down and Teddy is there waiting for me.......

You are making me cry now!

Exactly mate! Only in my case, it was my Grandad who took me to BDTBL, not my Dad, and we would go home in the wind, rain, sleet, and tea would be ready. For some reason I seem to remember that, than sunny afternoons (seriously).

 

[Guesty]

He can fuck right off.

Hollywood-fucking-superstar-Darth-Vader-vest-wearing-oh-so-fucking-cool-shades-faux-leather-coat-and-big-stupid-fucking-buckles-piggy-wanker.

He's never been a Blade!

Doesn't pay his taxes, either.

 

[Grappler]

Doesn't pay his taxes, either.

A bit like SWFC

 

[LardSardine]

Bladey Bladness is (in my humble opinion) not limited to returning players it can also relate to fans. I consider myself a Bladey Blade. I love them and can't imagine life without them but will berate them and defend them in equal measures depending on what arguement or point I am trying to achieve.

I perfect example of a Bladey Blade supporter is Gordon Ottershaw (played by Michael Palin) famed for his undying support his local team Barnstoneworth United (and we all know it was really SUFC) even though they lost every single game in 1935. Regardless he brought back old players to resurrect a dying club after his infamous "EIGHT BLOODY ONE" outbreak following his teams latest defeat.

I feel deep down I am related to Gordon Ottershaw if not in DNA then in spirit and therefore consider myself a Bladey Blade.

Which raises an interesting question. Is Michael Palin a (Bladey) Blade..................................?

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Which raises an interesting question. Is Michael Palin a (Bladey) Blade..................................?

It depends. Sometimes Michael's a BladeyBlade & sometimes he's a WendiWend

 

[grafikhaus]

Which raises an interesting question. Is Michael Palin a (Bladey) Blade..................................?

You decide...

 

[Blade56]

Which raises an interesting question. Is Michael Palin a (Bladey) Blade..................................?

Michael confirmed in an interview he is indeed a Bladey Blade

 

[mosbolad]

Bed turned down and Teddy is there waiting for me.......

Blimey Coco!!!!!!!!!

By Teddy do you mean Edward!!!

Some things are best left unsaid! Now you've said it, it can't be unsaid and I would appreciate if you kept those things to yourself!

Did I do well Edward?
Yes Tubbs...........

 

[Pierre's PC]

Anyone have the GCB ringtone for a Nokia 3210?

BladeyBladeBingo!