pommpey
THE FUTURE ... AS IT USED TO BE
- Banned
- #31
Here's where I used to play togger as a kid up at the top of the Valley. Red arrows indicate 'strips of grass' or as a last resort, Herdings Park, yellow arrows indicate garages/road cul-de-sacs.
It was basically set up, start playing, ten minutes in someone would be out,moving you on.
"Cum on! Clear off! Telled thi last neyt! Thaht not ter play footy on 'eeoh!"
"Fuck off!"
"What did tha seh? Ah know thi dad!"
"'Eel be darn to kick thi fuckin' eerd in, thar old cunt!"
And so on. Next grass, moved on. Next cul de sac, moved on.
But every goal was scored, was 'WOODWARD!'
And Mr Parker - caretaker of Hemsworth County Juniors and Infants used to come and chase us off the school field in his car.
"Bring out the Monty!"
And he would, the fucking weirdo.
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