Blackwell is such a natural liar!

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Judas on Radio Sheffield tonight, "When we played Donny Rovers recently, we battered them from start to finish". Bollocks lying tw*t! Last 10 minutes, United were hanging on for grim life.
Judas, the gallows await you if/OR you fuck up against the Morgan hater's.
 

He once told me that John Wayne was from Yugoslavia, and I believed him, he's that good at lying.
 
blackwell out?
Any1 agree?
We are doing worse then when we had robson!
4 wins in 14?
How many games without a win? (i lose track)
take ur united blinkers off and be realist!!!
 
Yes, we get the bit about the blinkers thanks very much.

Blackwell once told me that the capital of Peru was Wakefield. I fell for it hook, line and sinker. The twat.
 
Judas on Radio Sheffield tonight, "When we played Donny Rovers recently, we battered them from start to finish". Bollocks lying tw*t! Last 10 minutes, United were hanging on for grim life.
Judas, the gallows await you if/OR you fuck up against the Morgan hater's.

To be fair to him, we had more of the possession and about 25 shots to 9 if I remember rightly.

Didn't we also spend the last few minutes having a Walker shot tipped over and 3/4 corners in a row in injury time?
 
To be fair to him, we had more of the possession and about 25 shots to 9 if I remember rightly.

Didn't we also spend the last few minutes having a Walker shot tipped over and 3/4 corners in a row in injury time?

He told me we scored seventeen, all ruled offside by the linesman, a Mr. S. Wonder. The referee was Bernie Clifton in his ostrich outfit, according to Blackwell.
 
The referee was Bernie Clifton in his ostrich outfit, according to Blackwell.

Don't start me on Bernie Clifton, the robbing fecker.... Now he IS a liar!
 
Judas on Radio Sheffield tonight, "When we played Donny Rovers recently, we battered them from start to finish". Bollocks lying tw*t! Last 10 minutes, United were hanging on for grim life.
Judas, the gallows await you if/OR you fuck up against the Morgan hater's.

Once upon a time, you were granted a brain.

It didn't work.

Here ends the lesson.
 

cheap as chips tells porkies !........... gi ower tha'll tell me McCabe does anall next.
 
I'm more concerned by his comments on the Beeb,

"It sums it up. We were fabulous. It was a foul on Kyle Walker and then it goes in off Morgan.

"I thought we were the better side by a mile. That was top class in every respect - there wasn't much wrong. I'm proud of the players."

Fabulous? Better side by a mile? Top class in every aspect?

I must have been watching a different game to him.
 
I'm more concerned by his comments on the Beeb,



Fabulous? Better side by a mile? Top class in every aspect?

I must have been watching a different game to him.

Did you watch the Hinkley v Gainsborough match?
 
Blackwell told me the millenium falcon wasn't the fastest ship in the galaxy.....
 
What about him telling Jordan Stewart he can play left wing...and then tops it by telling him it's actually right....
 
Which is odd, because a parsec is a measurement of length, not time.

From Wikipedia, explaining the parsec thing.

The Falcon is often connected to the Kessel Run, a pathway from Kessel past the Maw Black Hole Cluster used by smugglers to transport precious Glitterstim spice. Solo in A New Hope brags that the Falcon made the Kessel Run in "less than twelve parsecs". As this is a unit of distance, not time, different explanations have been provided. In the Expanded Universe, it refers to his ability to move the ship closer to the Maw's black holes and therefore cut the distance traveled. On the A New Hope DVD audio commentary, Lucas comments that, in the Star Wars universe, traveling through hyperspace requires careful navigation to avoid stars, planets, asteroids, and other obstacles, and that since no long-distance journey can be made in a straight line, the "fastest" ship is the one that can plot the "most direct course", thereby traveling the least distance. The novelization backs away and changes the line to "twelve Standard Time Units."

So yes, it is a unit of distance, and yes, Han Solo is still one of the coolest motherhubbards ever to grace the silver screen. And he fired first.
 

Top class in every aspect?

We had 2 shots in the first half, nothing for the first 45 minutes in the second half and then came to life with 2 minutes left.

If that is top class then I must watch a different game every week.

Blackwell is to tactics what King Herrod was to babysitting.
 

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