Best name on forum

[Blade56]

Mines regrettable, makes me look like a Brad Pitt fanboy, and 'Tyler' is an effeminate name to be honest.
Couldn't really change it now though, brand recognition and all that.

IdLiketoRogerMoore probably gets my vote.

 

[cahill]

I know who you are cos I've met you in the Cremorne but I have absolutely no fucking clue who Tyler Durden is and I can't be arsed to google it either

Character in a film called Fight Club, I think, hence the Brad Pitt reference.

 

[Mesut Özil's Lawnmower]

Mines regrettable, makes me look like a Brad Pitt fanboy, and 'Tyler' is an effeminate name to be honest.
Couldn't really change it now though, brand recognition and all that.

IdLiketoRogerMoore probably gets my vote.

I second the regrettable sentiment

 

[Blade56]

blades

Couldn't really change it now though, brand recognition and all that.

In that case bring back the teeth!

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

I quite liked mine until that twattin' Craig came along

 

[Kenilworth]

Character in a film called Fight Club, I think, hence the Brad Pitt reference.

Are you sure you should have posted this?

You know the first rule, right?

 

[wizadry]

I quite liked mine until that twattin' Craig came along

......and James came back!

 

[TonyAgana]

Probably TONY_TONY_AGANA

 

[Chief_Froley]

Smoked_Sammon anyone?

 

[elgoog44]

Not all about the name, sometime the Avatar adds a lot and how you think of the person, like our beloved clown Blade56

 

[I should coco]

Couldn't really change it now though, brand recognition and all that.

Yes good point. No-one would ever recognise who might have posted the 'chuck more flares' / 'Adams is a jug eared twat' / 'Billy Sharp can shit on my face' / 'McCuntly is a wanker' posts.

Have I missed anything out?

If any of you were born in London you wouldn't have the balls to be a blade so I win me old China's

You have our sympathy. It really must be awful not being born in God's own county, so well done old bean.

 

[northsomersetblade]

Yes good point. No-one would ever recognise who might have posted the 'chuck more flares' / 'Adams is a jug eared twat' / 'Billy Sharp can shit on my face' / 'McCuntly is a wanker' posts.

Have I missed anything out?

Every living creature from Coventry should be exterminated in a Nazi death camp?

 

[snootyfenooty]

Mine's shit, who's int

Wouldn't say it was shit but it sounds like the name of an Indian restaurant.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

WillyWavingBlade is still available if anyone wants it.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Every living creature from Coventry should be exterminated in a Nazi death camp?

Truth be told, I'm more of a Gulag kinda guy.

 

[Tunstall Fred]

Truth be told, I'm more of a Gulag kinda guy.

I thought you were very restrained on the support the pigs. Thread Mr D,I was most disappointed if you don't mind me saying,

 

[Tyler Durden]

I thought you were very restrained on the support the pigs. Thread Mr D,I was most disappointed if you don't mind me saying,

True, but my attention was turned more toward the Star on that occasion. Worry not, my loathing for the S6 filth is inexaustable

 

[Tunstall Fred]

True, but my attention was turned more toward the Star on that occasion. Worry not, my loathing for the S6 filth is inexaustable

That is reassuring to hear

 

[itsinyerblood]

itsinyerblood did. Although I think he's from west London so he's not a proper sparra.
Bow Bells and all that

Fuck off Durden! Cheeky so and so .....the Bow Bells nonsense is just that, there's probably a small industry at work perpetuating this cockney twattery. Not that I buy into any of this mythologised bollocks, but it reminds me of a Dick Van Dyke mockney selling a vision so wrapped up in 'kids up chimneys' and cor blimey affectation that it makes a comforting image for those too ready to buy into it.

For the record, East London didn't, and probably doesn't, have a monopoly where hard sociopaths are concerned. I had a distant relative, John Bindon, like myself brought up in Fulham, his notoriety went before him so I won't invest any more myth creation where he's concerned, but he was up there with those of a thug-like reputation.

 

[Grappler]

Yes good point. No-one would ever recognise who might have posted the 'chuck more flares' / 'Adams is a jug eared twat' / 'Billy Sharp can shit on my face' / 'McCuntly is a wanker' posts.

Have I missed anything out?



You have our sympathy. It really must be awful not being born in God's own county, so well done old bean.

I think you mean, "gor blimey guv, well done mi old cock sparrer, now get down the apples and pears and make me a cup of rosie lee"

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Fuck off Durden! Cheeky so and so .....the Bow Bells nonsense is just that, there's probably a small industry at work perpetuating this cockney twattery. Not that I buy into any of this mythologised bollocks, but it reminds me of a Dick Van Dyke mockney selling a vision so wrapped up in 'kids up chimneys' and cor blimey affectation that it makes a comforting image for those too ready to buy into it.

For the record, East London didn't, and probably doesn't, have a monopoly where hard sociopaths are concerned. I had a distant relative, John Bindon, like myself brought up in Fulham, his notoriety went before him so I won't invest any more myth creation where he's concerned, but he was up there with those of a thug-like reputation.

Totally agree, IIYB. The myth of the pwopah nawtee geezah in every other house (or ahhhse) is complete nonsense, as is this notion that it's all violence, violence, violence. Anybody meeting Mrs SEB (Cockney born) would soon realise that's tosh, and if they didn't she'd kick their heads in sharpish!

 

[itsinyerblood]

Totally agree, IIYB. The myth of the pwopah nawtee geezah in every other house (or ahhhse) is complete nonsense, as is this notion that it's all violence, violence, violence. Anybody meeting Mrs SEB (Cockney born) would soon realise that's tosh, and if they didn't she'd kick their heads in sharpish!

From your previous descriptions your missus sounds intelligent and not someone to cross swords with. Seriously SEB, you two sound so well suited, you're a lucky fella.

 

[DI36O]

King of Hype reporting in

It was more of a short term joke that is highly irrelevant now so into the shit camp I go

 

[Sean Thornton]

Fuck off Durden! Cheeky so and so .....the Bow Bells nonsense is just that, there's probably a small industry at work perpetuating this cockney twattery. Not that I buy into any of this mythologised bollocks, but it reminds me of a Dick Van Dyke mockney selling a vision so wrapped up in 'kids up chimneys' and cor blimey affectation that it makes a comforting image for those too ready to buy into it.

For the record, East London didn't, and probably doesn't, have a monopoly where hard sociopaths are concerned. I had a distant relative, John Bindon, like myself brought up in Fulham, his notoriety went before him so I won't invest any more myth creation where he's concerned, but he was up there with those of a thug-like reputation.

Oddly enough I bumped into an old friend on Saturday evening who played the part of Bindons best mate in the TV show about him.

I can see the resemblance now. But I'll leave it aaart for the time being.....

Werent the Richardsons from Sarf of the river as well?

 

[BushBlade]

Oddly enough I bumped into an old friend on Saturday evening who played the part of Bindons best mate in the TV show about him.

I can see the resemblance now. But I'll leave it aaart for the time being.....

Werent the Richardsons from Sarf of the river as well?

You're asking where the Richardsons were from when you should be asking what everyone wants to know about Bindon; did he shag HRH?

 

[itsinyerblood]

Oddly enough I bumped into an old friend on Saturday evening who played the part of Bindons best mate in the TV show about him.

I can see the resemblance now. But I'll leave it aaart for the time being.....

Werent the Richardsons from Sarf of the river as well?

They were....nasty doesn't come close to describing, best left to rot in the ground.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

From your previous descriptions your missus sounds intelligent and not someone to cross swords with. Seriously SEB, you two sound so well suited, you're a lucky fella.

I'm very lucky and can't afford the dental work to say otherwise

 

[Sean Thornton]

I think you mean, "gor blimey guv, well done mi old cock sparrer, now get down the apples and pears and make me a cup of rosie lee"

We're talking Fulham "talk"


"I say dear, you old whore, kindly the get the China cups out as I have an old school chum coming round for elevenses and then we're off for afternoon tea before nipping up to the Cottage for a go on the Michael Jackson statue. Look sharpish or I'll kick your bloody lady garden in. I'll be back well before closing time with some quails eggs in aspic for supper you strumpet"

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

We're talking Fulham "talk"


"I say dear, you old whore, kindly the get the China cups out as I have an old school chum coming round for elevenses and then we're off for afternoon tea before nipping up to the Cottage for a go on the Michael Jackson statue. Look sharpish or I'll kick your bloody lady garden in. I'll be back well before closing time with some quails eggs in aspic for supper you strumpet"

Spoken like a native. when did you live up the Broadway then?

 

[BushBlade]

We're talking Fulham "talk"


"I say dear, you old whore, kindly the get the China cups out as I have an old school chum coming round for elevenses and then we're off for afternoon tea before nipping up to the Cottage for a go on the Michael Jackson statue. Look sharpish or I'll kick your bloody lady garden in. I'll be back well before closing time with some quails eggs in aspic for supper you strumpet"

That's modern Fulham. Spot on too. Apparently it used to be a bit 'tasty' but now the south parts are all full of bankers.