Any New Player chants/Song Idea Yet?

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Was anyone else on the train to Barnsley with the lad singing along to his own Lundstram song? It was just a well known tune (that annoyingly I can't remember) with the word 'Lundstram' shouted at the end of each bit. Completely daft but quite amusing at the time.
This one ?




Small Mendonca was trying to get it going at Barnsley so maybe he was the culprit :-)
First heard it at the Betis game, so can't claim it .............
 



Probably better to do

Jaggy-jag-jag-jag
Jag-iel-ka
Jag-jag-jag-jagielka
Jag-jag-jag-jag
Jag-jag-jag-jagielka
JAGGY
JAGGY
Jag-jag-jaggy-jag

BONG!

To the tune of News at Ten

or

Jaggy-jag-jag
Jaggy-jag-jaggy-jaggy-jag
Jag
Jag
jag
Jag
Jaggy-jaggy-jag-jag
Jaggy-jag-jaggy-jag-jaggy-jag

To the BBC News at Five Forty Five, back in the seventies.

Needs some work, like.

pommpey
Jagadoo doo doo push Sharp shake the freeman
Jagadoo doo doo push Ravel grind Mcburnie
To the left to the right jump up and down on a fan
Come and danceand do the baby shark
I met a hula mistress somewhere on the kop
Where she was selling smerkbombs and the clap
And when I went to the girl come on she bloody kidney punched me
She laughed and whispered to me yes come tonight to the boozer
The lovely lane and the sky
The moon of bash's arse
The peroni calypso sarong
We'll all be singing this song
Jagadoo doo doo push Sharp shake the freeman
Jagadoo doo doo push Ravel grind Mcburnie
 
Fuck Off Jamie Vardy
Your going down with Wednesday
Your a dirty pig
Your a dirty pig
Repeat

To the tune of Adam Noncens song

I’ll get my coat
 
There's only one Luke Freeman, one Luke Freeman.......

Genius even if I say so myself 🙂
 
New words to we’re not going to Wembley song. Just needs someone to complete last line:
We’re on the march with Wilders army
We’re not in the bottom three
And we’ll really shake you up
Cos the Blades are staying up
——————————————

Any ideas for that last line?

With goals from billy and McBurnieeeeeee ?
 
Jagadoo doo doo push Sharp shake the freeman
Jagadoo doo doo push Ravel grind Mcburnie
To the left to the right jump up and down on a fan
Come and danceand do the baby shark
I met a hula mistress somewhere on the kop
Where she was selling smerkbombs and the clap
And when I went to the girl come on she bloody kidney punched me
She laughed and whispered to me yes come tonight to the boozer
The lovely lane and the sky
The moon of bash's arse
The peroni calypso sarong
We'll all be singing this song
Jagadoo doo doo push Sharp shake the freeman
Jagadoo doo doo push Ravel grind Mcburnie

NURSE! He's gone again!

pommpey
 
Mousett! Makes the Blades fans, sing together..
Mousett! Score goals with his feet and with headers..

(To Music by Madonna)
 
Quite liked the one a few behind me were singing at Everton to the Can Can.

Der dededederde dededederde Lys Mousset
 
We had a few little ditties on air at Everton last Saturday. I was very impressed. However, as an oldie, one of my all time favs is from the early 70s era ...................

I hear the sound of distant bums, over there, over there. And do they smell (clap clap clap - clap clap clap) like fucking hell. Over there, over there.

(Jim Reeves - Distant Drums)

They don't make em like that anymore :p
 
"Anus, anus, anus anus
Anus anus a-nus
Anus anus anus anus
Anus fuckin' a-nus"

To the tune of Yngwie Malmsteen, 'Lightyears From Hell' (it's a rare B side but 2:13 in - the solo bit. First two lines. With a bit of the chorus)

I know it's not strictly Blades related, but I was singing it in the car this morning as I dropped the kids off at nursery. They were singing it too. They loved it.

Needs some work.

pommpey
 
"Anus, anus, anus anus
Anus anus a-nus
Anus anus anus anus
Anus fuckin' a-nus"

To the tune of Yngwie Malmsteen, 'Lightyears From Hell' (it's a rare B side but 2:13 in - the solo bit. First two lines. With a bit of the chorus)

I know it's not strictly Blades related, but I was singing it in the car this morning as I dropped the kids off at nursery. They were singing it too. They loved it.

Needs some work.

pommpey
are you going to play the guitar solo or should i step in??
seriously though lads. (i keep banging on about this.. sorry) .. barrel of money and wilders army need updating. we've already been promoted ;)
 



We had a few little ditties on air at Everton last Saturday. I was very impressed. However, as an oldie, one of my all time favs is from the early 70s era ...................

I hear the sound of distant bums, over there, over there. And do they smell (clap clap clap - clap clap clap) like fucking hell. Over there, over there.

(Jim Reeves - Distant Drums)

They don't make em like that anymore :p
bloody hell .that's an artefact. they'll be singing 'dublins fair city' next ;)
 
"Anus, anus, anus anus
Anus anus a-nus
Anus anus anus anus
Anus fuckin' a-nus"

To the tune of Yngwie Malmsteen, 'Lightyears From Hell' (it's a rare B side but 2:13 in - the solo bit. First two lines. With a bit of the chorus)

I know it's not strictly Blades related, but I was singing it in the car this morning as I dropped the kids off at nursery. They were singing it too. They loved it.

Needs some work.

pommpey

I prefer the 2 Unlimited "No limits" version. I find a bit less anus is more terrace-chant friendly;

Anus, anus, anus, anus, anus, anus-fucking-anus
 
are you going to play the guitar solo or should i step in??
seriously though lads. (i keep banging on about this.. sorry) .. barrel of money and wilders army need updating. we've already been promoted ;)
Do all the incorrect football songs bug you? ‘United are the greatest football team’ and ‘with Eddie Colquhoun’...
Bouncing Day wasn’t a Sunday night... Coutts wasn’t on a free from Derby and his second name isn’t Couttsy (and I once saw him give the ball away)
Jack Charlton wasn’t alive in 1889, never mind dead
etc etc... :)
 
To tune of Lord of the Dance

John Fleck, as good as he may be.
Plays a big part of our midfield three.
Like Stevens, Bash, Jags and Didsy.
Fleck's a Blade and we got him for free.
 
are you going to play the guitar solo or should i step in??
seriously though lads. (i keep banging on about this.. sorry) .. barrel of money and wilders army need updating. we've already been promoted ;)

Please mate, if you would.

Do you know a drummer and bassist too? We could have the whole crowd singing. Well, we'd need about 10KW of PA, foldback, desk, effects and lighting. And a rider. Some groupies, a tour bus, tour contract, album deals and shitloads of DRUGS.

Needs some work.

pommpey
 
"Anus, anus, anus anus
Anus anus a-nus
Anus anus anus anus
Anus fuckin' a-nus"

To the tune of Yngwie Malmsteen, 'Lightyears From Hell' (it's a rare B side but 2:13 in - the solo bit. First two lines. With a bit of the chorus)

I know it's not strictly Blades related, but I was singing it in the car this morning as I dropped the kids off at nursery. They were singing it too. They loved it.

Needs some work.

pommpey

If it's rare enough that I can't find it on youtube then it's probably not going to catch on. I do remember spending a lot of time in my teens trying to learn Arpeggios From Hell though. Could never get it clean.
 
we love you Mousset and if its quite alright
we need you Mousset on a Tuesday night
we love you Mousset, trust in us when we say

Oh Lys Mousset we love to see you play
Oh Lys Mousset on a Saturday


could work for "Besic" and "Ravel" too

I expect to hear this against Liverpool satdi
 
There`s only one Johnny Lundstram, one Johnny Lundstram
He used to be shite, but now he`s alright
Walking in a Lundstram wonderland.
 
Do all the incorrect football songs bug you? ‘United are the greatest football team’ and ‘with Eddie Colquhoun’...
Bouncing Day wasn’t a Sunday night... Coutts wasn’t on a free from Derby and his second name isn’t Couttsy (and I once saw him give the ball away)
Jack Charlton wasn’t alive in 1889, never mind dead
etc etc... :)
no .. only those two. Jack Charlton has been dead since 1966 and Couttsy 'never' gave the ball away. ffs :D
(bantz not your strongpoint??)
 
Please mate, if you would.

Do you know a drummer and bassist too? We could have the whole crowd singing. Well, we'd need about 10KW of PA, foldback, desk, effects and lighting. And a rider. Some groupies, a tour bus, tour contract, album deals and shitloads of DRUGS.

Needs some work.

pommpey
i'll dig the Strat out.. got a bit of practicing to do. i'm a bit rusty these days ;)
 
What was the Prince one that I kept hearing on Saturday?
Something about going back to Saudi
 



we love you Mousset and if its quite alright
we need you Mousset on a Tuesday night
we love you Mousset, trust in us when we say

Oh Lys Mousset we love to see you play
Oh Lys Mousset on a Saturday


could work for "Besic" and "Ravel" too

I expect to hear this against Liverpool satdi
Too many syllables in Ravel Morrison?
 

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