Against my better judgement
Against good advice from other forum-ites.
You really don't deserve this. No, really you don't....
(This ^ is not the first verse by the way before some smart Alec starts.
(Donald wheres your troosers)
We signed him from the Swans in Wales
We couldn't wait for the January sales
His shirt fits better than Brian Gayle's
Oli-ver Mc-Burnie
He scores them high and he scores them low
Now he's a Blade just watch him go
He cost more money than Jostein Flo
Oli-ver Mc-Burnie
At twenty million quid he's worth a punt
Grew a ginger beard for a bet or a stunt
Makes Barry Bannon look like ................. Jonathan Hunt*
Oli-ver Mc-Burnie
*a less family friendly version may be inserted