Basham by David Bowie

[JJ Sefton]

Basham!
Pass it to the left
Fashion!
Pass it to the right
Oooh, Basham!
We are the [suggestions for what to put here] and we're coming to town
Beep-beep Beep-beep

 

[Cheets]

We are the Blades squad and we're coming to town, Beep Beep

 

[bromtom]

Basham!
Pass it to the left
Fashion!
Pass it to the right
Oooh, Basham!
We are the [suggestions for what to put here] and we're coming to town
Beep-beep Beep-beep

I like Tezza1889’s Basham/Fashion Bowie idea from the Date Night thread

Basham turn to the right
Basham turn to the left
Oooh Basham
We are the Bladesmen and we come from The Lane
Chris Chris Chris Chris Basham

 

[SwissBlade]

It’s a no from me

 

[HighfieldBlade]

It's a no from me.

 

[blade too long]

This is ground control to Walthamstow
You nearly made the grade

 

[Eskimo]

i know someone who has been singing this already as follows

Basham!
Plays onthe left
Basham
Plays on the the right
Oooh, Basham!
We are United and we're coming to town
Beep-beep Beep-beep

Basham

Bring him up here
And we’ll buy him a beer

Who?
Basham

Just sayin that’s all

 

[northsomersetblade]

The eagle eyed will no doubt note the similarity between the hand movements in here at 0.39 etc and then in Blackstar at 4.59 etc.

 

[Cheets]

Bielsa's done a team talk but it's not very clear, ooh-oh, Basham

 

[Roygbiv]

Bash! Ah-ah
Savior of the universe
Bash! Ah-ah
He'll save every one of us
Bash Ah-ah
He's a miracle
Bash! Ah-ah
King of the impossible

He's for every one of us
Stand for every one of us
He saves with a mighty hand
Every man, every woman
Every child, it's the mighty Bash!

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Basham
B-B-B-B-B-Basham
B-Basham
S-s-style
War
L-l-l-look look look

He’s centre-mid
He’s wing-back
He’s an ace
He’s a central defender with just a hint of pace
He’s the vanguard, he’s the star, he’s the rogue
He’s the overlapping player
He’s the man a la mode

You think you know Basham, well Basham’s a danger
You think Basham just defends, my friend
Basham’s a gamechanger

 

[bromtom]

Bash! Ah-ah
Savior of the universe
Bash! Ah-ah
He'll save every one of us
Bash Ah-ah
He's a miracle
Bash! Ah-ah
King of the impossible

He's for every one of us
Stand for every one of us
He saves with a mighty hand
Every man, every woman
Every child, it's the mighty Bash!

"What do you mean 'Chris Basham's approaching'?"

 

[Treeton Blade]

It's amazing he hasn't got a song, got two weeks to come up with somat good.

 

[Kev Gee]

 

[AgaMonkey]

Ooh ahh Bashambauer, I said ooh ahh Bashambauer

 

[SandyMcBlade]

He's a hey up geordie with a why eye ya bugger
It's Leeds killer Bash and he's gunner scored another..

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

If I was Nicolaus_Copernicus I’d be suing the arse of of the lot of you for copyright infringement (see shoutbox from Saturday night).

 

[Guesty]

Ever since I heard that, I can't take the Bowie song seriously.

 

[moDtheGod]

I loved doing the 'Chrissy Basham' to the tune of the hokey cokey at Ipswich. Hadn't heard that before or since and it was delightfully stupid.

 

[tomtheblade]

He's here
He's there
He's every fucking where
Chris Bashammmm
Chris Bashammmm


Not very original but simple enough that our fans should actually be able to remember it

 

[Cheets]

I loved doing the 'Chrissy Basham' to the tune of the hokey cokey at Ipswich. Hadn't heard that before or since and it was delightfully stupid.

That bloke singing "Everywhere you go, you always take the Basham with you" too.

 

[Hartley Hare]

I wish I had nothing of significant importance to do.

HH

 

[Tezza1889]

Don’t care how we do it, keep it short and sweet though so it can be repeated like the magic hat song..

Long overdue this is.. let’s make it happen..

 

[Netsix_and_chill]

Ohhh Bashi Bashi,
Bashi Bashi Bashi Bashi,
Bashambauer
(repeat infinitum)

That's got to be simple enough

 

[LondonBlade89]

We're all dedicated followers of Basham,
Oh yes we are! (oh yes we are!)
Oh yes we are! (oh yes we are!)
He's Geordie-made but he loves the blades cos he smashed it home at Leeds,
and we're all dedicated followers of Basham..

Oh yes we are! (oh yes we are!)
Oh yes we are! (oh yes we are!)
etc etc

 

[bongleblade]

Ahh Basham (bash ‘em... gerrit?) Basham real good

buh bah bah buh buuh buh buh buh bah buh buh bah

 

[Freddie]

Basham...fighting for promotion
Oh man!
Look at that Basham go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at Chris Basham
Turning round that Saints guy
Oh man!
Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show

 

[Maidenhead]

Fucking hell, no wonder we never win Eurovision

 

[BettingBlade]

Cause he’s Chris Basham
Yeaaah Chrissy Bashaaam

Struggling on the verses but I’m sure someone can think of something

 

[JJ Sefton]

Cause he’s Chris Basham
Yeaaah Chrissy Bashaaam

Struggling on the verses but I’m sure someone can think of something

If you try to score he'll tap your feet.