Blades getting drunk

[blade too long]

Yes he was one of the scorers. Salmons was the other scorer

halcyon days , wasnt it a joy then
football was a nearly level playing field then , apart from the odd brown envelopes

 

[Mad Mick]

been there , done that , Wards was good beer but could distort Susan Boyle into Katie Perry , if copious ammounts are embibed

She came up to me and asked me to dance and looked like Elle McPherson. The next day she looked like Boris Karloff. It was the cheap students union cider. 1s and 4d a pint.

 

[Deleted member 875]

She came up to me and asked me to dance and looked like Elle McPherson. The next day she looked like Boris Karloff. It was the cheap students union cider. 1s and 4d a pint.

I once had a Wards experience like that in the 90s. I pulled and took home what I thought was a Kelly Brook lookalike complete with the pre-requisite cleavage, only for her to magically transform herself the next morning in the cold light of sobriety in to Michelle McManus after a bargain bucket......

 

[Canterbury Blade]

been there , done that , Wards was good beer but could distort Susan Boyle into Katie Perry , if copious ammounts are embibed

Wards was my weaning beer and simply superb, but it did have a tendency to distort a very good bowel into a quivering, swift moving, turbo charged highway of hell. And the effect when combined with the pickled eggs at The Domino was, quite frankly, frightening and potentially life changing...

 

[Mad Mick]

Aye, they reckoned you could shit through the eye of a needle after a night on Wards.

 

[davey1889]

Ipswich away in the FA Cup 1998. Had a bottle of red wine for the train from Liverpool Street at 9am. Carried on enthusiastically as soon as I got to Ipswich.

Game was all ticket for Blades fans and I had one but I met a mate in the pub and he didn't have one so we paid to go in the Ipswich family enclosure. Have vague recollections of falling over and being unable to get up. Both got thrown out so I walked round the corner and used my original ticket to get back in again. Obviously wasn't as sneaky as I thought I was being as the stewards who had thrown me out watched me and they'd had enough by this point (as had I). Woke up about 8pm in a cell to find I'd spewed on the floor and pissed myself. Let me out just in time to make the last train back to London - very decent of them.

Went back a month later to get my £100 fine.

Didn't drink at games for about 2 years after that...........

 

[1888to1889]

WARDS mmmmmmmmm
Brewed in sheff by gods
And I drink lager

 

[Darthblade]

wgats the most pissed uve been at a Bladrs game ??

I wish ..... no I really, really wish that I had been totally legless at the Shrewsbury debacle !! Then, perhaps I would be unable to remember the embarrassment of it ......

UTB & FTP

 

[Large Mendonca]

Only been pissed once at a game - the pig semi in 1993. It was the special brew with whiskey chasers that did it

 

[djbaldken]

Wards was my weaning beer and simply superb, but it did have a tendency to distort a very good bowel into a quivering, swift moving, turbo charged highway of hell. And the effect when combined with the pickled eggs at The Domino was, quite frankly, frightening and potentially life changing...

Literary Genius. Shakspeare is alive and well.

 

[Snowman]

She came up to me and asked me to dance and looked like Elle McPherson. The next day she looked like Boris Karloff. It was the cheap students union cider. 1s and 4d a pint.

Mine was the Stones Green Ginger Wine experience at the old Students Union using the International Students Union Card trick to get in under age. Having worked out very early that 9d for a whisky glass of something at 18% abv got you pissed quicker than 3.4% abv fizz that filled you up and made you piss every 20 minutes, I proceeded to pull the hottest blonde ever and bade her farewell that night on the 50 bus with a promise to meet the following afternoon. Oh Fuck. Wards has nowt on Green Ginger Wine. She must have weighed a ton and waddled. I got shut. About 18 months later I got the shock of my life. She was in the Star having been selected for a modelling contract. Lost weight and looked amazing. i like to think I did that girl a favour by being a complete arsehole. Susan, you had a lucky escape.

 

[sitwell]

been there , done that , Wards was good beer but could distort Susan Boyle into Katie Perry , if copious ammounts are embibed

You would wake up with a cross between Susan Boyle and Katy Perry ,the looks and voice not in the preferred order. Great trumpage though to upset everyone.