Kop Chavs

[Snowflake]

I need to move seats
Too much swearing on the Kop
Give us a Werther’s

That’s not very original.

 

[jt64]

I think twattery has always been an ever present, even encouraged and accepted thing at football matches, and that it has reduced substantially in the last 30 years. The social and moral mores of the day have never been that well exhibited at football matches.

I mean I get what you're saying, but I don't really associate a good atmosphere with half the crowd using cunt every third word

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Who's Shakespear?

It's the full name of Shecky. Boozer down swilssboro

 

[Panini]

This is going off on a tangent but it annoys me how some spend the game talking shit about what they're watching on TV, gossiping, having a catch up etc

I know we haven't exactly been entertained very much recently until the last few weeks, but even good games seem to get in the way of their chat.

I'm sensitive to the fact that the match is an escape and a release for many including myself.

I'm not talking about supporters just being in each other's company and enjoying their afternoon/evening.

I'm talking about loudly droning on about pointless and inane shite.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I mean I get what you're saying, but I don't really associate a good atmosphere with half the crowd using cunt every third word

Why do they call you that?

 

[The Crab]

Its so us folk who are the height of Shakespearean actors can sit in comfort whilst you lanky fcukers go and stand at the back.

I was it is true, in my youth a lanky fucker. This is, thanks to my PE teacher at the time being of the same opinion. Hence the beginning of my not so storied career as a goalkeeper and very part time centre half or centre midfielder.

My growth halted about 15, yet I enjoyed goalkeeping so much (apart from the missing teeth thanks to an errant boot) that I kept the position, despite plateauing at a dwarf-like 5’ 9” (dwarf like by goalkeeping standards).

Too eye impaired to be a pilot, too short to be a goalie. Both of these my ambitions a lifetime ago.

Anyway, I have once again wandered into inane shite territory. I shall take my leave…

 

[biggiesablade]

Its the charvas club too

 

[Snowflake]

Why do they call you that?

Perhaps it’s his open nature ?

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Get yourself over to South Stand block A mate, we have re-enactments of Alan Ayckbourn’s most famous plays at half time…..proper entertainment.

Whereas us up in the BL corner like to keep it real with our fortnightly meeting of the John Godber society…Although there is a modicum of profanity involved.

 

[dexter101]

I was it is true, in my youth a lanky fucker. This is, thanks to my PE teacher at the time being of the same opinion. Hence the beginning of my not so storied career as a goalkeeper and very part time centre half or centre midfielder.

My growth halted about 15, yet I enjoyed goalkeeping so much (apart from the missing teeth thanks to an errant boot) that I kept the position, despite plateauing at a dwarf-like 5’ 9” (dwarf like by goalkeeping standards).

Too eye impaired to be a pilot, too short to be a goalie. Both of these my ambitions a lifetime ago.

Anyway, I have once again wandered into inane shite territory. I shall take my leave…

As some one of the exact same height, I am delighted to hear about your dreams. I think a blind pilot and short pilot are equally as tricky.

I always thought Crabs would make good goal keepers due to their sideways movement, apart from in the event of closing down an on rushing striker, at which point turning sideways and scuttling towards them might have been a recipe for disaster.

 

[John Street West Terrace]

“Tell me young crone, is this Putney?…“That it be, that it be”…. “Yes it is, not that it be. You don’t have to talk to me in that stupid accent, I’m not a tourist”.

Only us Blackadder fans will appreciate that

 

[Fred Furniss's Flatulence]

Just got back from the game tonight. My ST is at the back of the Kop. I've just spent nearly 2 hours surrounded by a bunch of teenage chavs. They spend half of the game chatting to each other or on their phones and the other half shouting expletives. Incapable of stringing a sentence together without using the f word at least 5 times. I despair. I am literally speechless at the number of uneducated chavs I encountered tonight. They wouldn't know a Shakespeare sonnet if they tripped over one. God help this great country of ours!

Why do they need to be patronised by you on here and the Bard’s sonnets? So what ?

 

[Grey Blade]

Whether Chris the Blade is right to get upset over some of the fans who were near to him last night, I do have some sympathy with him - not so much the swearing (although when it's the only adjective they seem to know it's a little tedious) but some of the fans who persistently pass on their 'knowledge' for all to hear..

A few seasons ago, I realised that I preferred away games as I didn't have to listen to the same boring oft repeated comments time and time again. There was a bloke with a whiney voice who spent every match criticising Monty (as I recall). He moved on but now we have endless sarcastic comments re Cannon - it's exceedingly boring ( nearly used the F word - but restrained myself!)

 

[Pintor75]

No, stay put! It will be made glorious summer by this son of Yorkshire, Chris Wilder....

Lets hope that alls well that ends well

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Ahh yes on t’kop, where ragamuffins and toothless urchins roam with gay abandon…Much like a scene from Oliver Twist.

 

[100% part time blade]

I would there were no age between sixteen and three-and-twenty, or that youth would sleep out the rest; for there is nothing in the between but getting wenches with child, wronging the ancientry, stealing, fighting.

 

[Northyorksblade]

A few seasons ago, I realised that I preferred away games as I didn't have to listen to the same boring oft repeated comments time and time again. There was a bloke with a whiney voice who spent every match criticising Monty (as I recall).

That was Big Mart.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

I would there were no age between sixteen and three-and-twenty, or that youth would sleep out the rest; for there is nothing in the between but getting wenches with child, wronging the ancientry, stealing, fighting.

What you sposed to do at half time if you can't get a (several for some forum posters I'm sure) wenches with child?

 

[Grey Blade]

That was Big Mart.

There were a lot of them but i hope they didn't all have an irritating whiney voice

 

[Blade In Flame]

Don’t be so plebeian. Don’t you read Chaucer ?

No one can read who went to Chaucer.

 

[Blade In Flame]

Thanks for your response. I just struggle with young chaps who have spent 11yrs in the education system and then can't string two words together without swearing. It beggars belief. Not sure whether that's a parental issue, down to the school or just a society that's very slowly becoming more and more uneducated. It didn't particularly spoil my evening. I was shocked than anything else especially when a lot of them spent virtually the whole of the first half with their backs to the pitch chatting with their mates. No wonder the atmosphere is flat a lot of the time. I think next year i'll move to the South Stand. A little bit more refined maybe!

Is this your first time on the kop? Please don't wait until next year, contact the club and move now. The atmosphere on the kop is bad enough without precious coxcombs taking up valuable safe standing spaces from those who might want to, y'know, sing, chant, goad the opposition, like we did in the good old days. After all, this is a football match in a football ground. I'd try to move to John Street as well, as I've read on here that the PA is a little too loud on the South Stand. Or invest in a nice pair of earmuffs.

 

[Rodley]

Who can forget Neil Warnock’s famous lament to the Mr McCabe as the January transfer window loomed….

”A Horsfield, A Horsfield, my kingdom for a Horsefield”

 

[Blade In Flame]

That was Big Mart.

Oooof, you'll cop it when he logs on here in the early hours.

 

[Northyorksblade]

Oooof, you'll cop it when he logs on here in the early hours.

He's too far away to do anything
#he'sapussynow

 

[Bell4]

Just got back from the game tonight. My ST is at the back of the Kop. I've just spent nearly 2 hours surrounded by a bunch of teenage chavs. They spend half of the game chatting to each other or on their phones and the other half shouting expletives. Incapable of stringing a sentence together without using the f word at least 5 times. I despair. I am literally speechless at the number of uneducated chavs I encountered tonight. They wouldn't know a Shakespeare sonnet if they tripped over one. God help this great country of ours!

Just tell them to Fk off

 

[Bell4]

Who's Shakespear?

Craig - ex Leicester boss , sadly i knew him well

 

[Bell4]

I was it is true, in my youth a lanky fucker. This is, thanks to my PE teacher at the time being of the same opinion. Hence the beginning of my not so storied career as a goalkeeper and very part time centre half or centre midfielder.

My growth halted about 15, yet I enjoyed goalkeeping so much (apart from the missing teeth thanks to an errant boot) that I kept the position, despite plateauing at a dwarf-like 5’ 9” (dwarf like by goalkeeping standards).

Too eye impaired to be a pilot, too short to be a goalie. Both of these my ambitions a lifetime ago.

Anyway, I have once again wandered into inane shite territory. I shall take my leave…

www.crab/industries...unfulfilledambitionsareus.co.com/fkem

 

[Sean Thornton]

Ahh yes on t’kop, where ragamuffins and toothless urchins roam with gay abandon…Much like a scene from Oliver Twist.

Blades on their way to the Kop after a session in the Golden Lion and there’s an altercation outside the turnstiles on Bramall Lane with BL corner regulars

 

[Staffs_Blade]

I sit on the South Stand and yes, amongst the patrons, Shakespeare is mentioned during general discourse.

Some people have tried to widen the discussion. Last night for instance I’m sure someone appeared to try and involve the referee in an exchange on Hamlet and Ophelia as I heard country matters brought up after one of his more contentious decisions.

HAMLET: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
OPHELIA: No, my lord.
HAMLET: I mean, my head upon your lap?
OPHELIA: Ay, my lord.
HAMLET: Do you think I meant country matters?
OPHELIA: I think nothing, my lord.
HAMLET: That’s a fair thought to lie between maids’ legs.
OPHELIA: What is, my lord?
HAMLET: Nothing.

 

[Trigger Blade]

Whereas us up in the BL corner like to keep it real with our fortnightly meeting of the John Godber society…Although there is a modicum of profanity involved.

Porridge was his finest hour, no blasphemy involved!