My expectations for the forthcoming season are a bit higher than a snake's arse in a waon rut, but not much higher. Top ten will be an achievement I reckon, I can see Selles being gone by Christmas. I hope to be surprised.
Irrespective of when Sellés leaves us*, his replacement will not be Chris Wilder. That is a basic fact that a lot of our (well, Wilder's) fans need to wrap their heads around.
I desperately want Sellés to be successful because that will mean that we're successful. The problem is that a subset of Unitedites are so fucking parochial that they can't accept that there might be a better way of doing things than Bladey Pashun. There's no need for anyone joining to "get the club". That nonsense has gone.
*In my lifetime, only one United manager has been headhunted by a better club (Howard Kendall by Everton in 1997) and one has left for a national team role (Gary Speed to Wales in 2010). That is thoroughly shameful.
1983: Balham born
1986: Ian Porterfield sacked. Joins Aberdeen 8 months later.
1988: Billy McEwan sacked. Joins Division Four Rotherham almost immediately.
1995: Dave Bassett sacked. Joins fellow-Division One side Crystal Palace two months later.
1997: Howard Kendall leaves to take over at Premier League Everton
1998: Nigel Spackman resigns. This remains his only managerial role.
1999: Judas Bruce resigns to take a backwards step to Division One Huddersfield Town
2007: Neil Warnock leaves after his contract wasn't renewed. Out of work for five months.
2008: Bryan Robson sacked. Hasn't held another club managerial role
2010: Kevin Blackwell sacked. Out of work for 2 years.
2010: Gary Speed leaves to take over as Wales manager
2011: Mickey Adams sacked. Joins League Two Port Vale almost immediately
2013: Danny Wilson sacked. Joins Championship Barnsley 8 months later.
2013: David Weir sacked. This remains his only managerial role.
2015: Nigel Clough sacked. Takes over at League One Burton Albion six months later
2016: Nigel Adkins sacked. Takes over at Championship Humberside Jungle Cats 19 months later
2021: Chris Wilder sacked. Takes over at Championship Middlesbrough 8 months later
2021: Slaviša Jokanović sacked. Joins Dynamo Moscow 13 months later
2023: Paul Heckingbottom sacked. Joins Championship Preston 9 months later
2025: Chris Wilder sacked. No new role as yet.