Describe a Blades player in as few words as possible

[DifferentClass]

Ideally don't name them, let's mek it a fun guessing game.

I'll get the ball rolling:

Long throws

 

[Frank the tank]

Body blows

 

[Frank the tank]

Tight shirts

 

[Frank the tank]

Kung fu rolls

 

[Frank the tank]

Why hes picked no one knows

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Scores goals

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Starman

 

[Weasel]

Billy goalscorer.

 

[Weasel]

Edwards goalmachine.

 

[Weasel]

Woody genius.

 

[s20Blade]

Shite Connor Sammon

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Splay footed twat

 

[spongebobblade]

Bounceslayer

 

[DifferentClass]

Splay footed twat

Might want to narrow that one down a bit

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Might want to narrow that one down a bit

His name is Nick....

 

[Carlton Blade]

Scott Hogan but worse

 

[Carlton Blade]

Breeze block feet

 

[billyblademan]

Cheeeef!
Or Keeeef

 

[Carlton Blade]

Sprinkler

 

[Carlton Blade]

Jock

 

[Carlton Blade]

Zico

 

[Carlton Blade]

Why are you still picking him????

 

[Carlton Blade]

Unlikeable Wanker

 

[Carlton Blade]

Cool as fuck

 

[Gimli]

JEC

 

[Carlton Blade]

Hairy and excitable

 

[Bell4]

Oooo ahhhh

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Garbage.

 

[Bell4]

toupee

 

[Bell4]

toupee