Describe a Blades player in as few words as possible

[HeySethUTB]

Jordan’s baby

 

[DifferentClass]

Arriving.

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Fat, trousers down, cock out, wanking.

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Kebab muncher

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

50,000 clubs

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Turning circle of the QE2

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Grandad

 

[ThirdGenBlade]

Wet Lettuce

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Reeves and

 

[Blackheath Blade]

Nesh cunt

 

[Houston_Blade]

Fat, trousers down, cock out, wanking.

Van Wanking was his Dutch surname

 

[biggiesablade]

Lanky ginger scrapper

 

[DaddyDozy]

KFC
Beard

League One
Ping
Schoolboy
Cocaine
Invisible

 

[GodricBlade]

Side parting.
Cockney walk.

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

Wife sold him

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Chuff.

 

[DifferentClass]

toupee

Plays for pigs mate.

 

[raimond]

Burke or O’Halloran

Burke. Sorry, should have said 'Rapid, wank, dresses like Buzz Lightyear'

 

[Silent Blade]

Trifle milky!

 

[Guesty]

Just take the corner you stupid fucking prick!

Arguably I could have done that in fewer but it needed to be said.

 

[Melbourne Blade]

Oh lord

Lamborghini bellend

Dogger

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

"League One..."

 

[noire]

Hot dog in Portuguese

 

[diode_blade]

Triangle head

 

[djbaldken]

God.

 

[raimond]

Oh lord

Lamborghini bellend

Dogger

I very much look forward to the track listing for the rest of your album, sounds a bit like The Streets

 

[Paisley Blade]

Slabhead

aka Lead Boots.

 

[AWetFlannel]

Pickpocket

 

[SteveH]

Budgie

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

"The Scottish Wayne Rooney"