Look on the bright side!

[shorehamview]

Every cloud has a silver lining, even one of those clouds that turns into a twister and nicks some American's house. It's not all doom and gloom, honestly.

1. There are 365 days in a year, and only 46 of them for United to lose a league game on. And we've played 7, so only 39 more chances to lose. Think of all those days when we're not playing, and rejoice!

2. No goals scored means no Tom Hark!

3. Think of all the new grounds we'll be able to go to next season, and get spanked at by teams who three years ago were amateurs in the Fred's News Yorkshire Premier League. Are Barnestoneworth United still going?

4. Er......

5. Oooh, yes, we've another bonus - those shitty looking pies aren't Peter's Pies anymore.

6. If you like beer flatter than a ragman's trumpet then the Kop is for you! Greene Kinge IPAe that doesn't resemble beer so much as lightly stirred swamp water.

7. I'm fucking struggling here, to be honest. And I've got a season ticket again.....

8. A personal one here, but I'm in Newcastle when we're at home to get tonked by the mighty Port Vale, so at least I'll have the consolation of not having to sit through that.


There must be more good points to being a Blade, but at the moment I can't think of any. Help!

 

[dingledog]

You missed the following

1)the joy that is the intelligent conversation in the'lion'

2) the game is usuall over by 16.55

3) you no longer have to listen to Radio Pig

4) it's still better than going to meadowhell

5) It's getting a lot easier to park around the lane

Enough

 

[Damski]

Would just like to let you know that Kettle Chips are incredible, and you are a knuckle-dragging philistine for denouncing them. Also, salad cream is rank.

 

[shorehamview]

Would just like to let you know that Kettle Chips are incredible, and you are a knuckle-dragging philistine for denouncing them. Also, salad cream is rank.

Kettle crisps are poncey nonsense. For a start, kettles are for boiling water, not cooking chips in. And he who is tired of salad cream is tired of life.

 

[Damski]

Salad cream is like mayo that's been left out in the sun too long.

 

[dingledog]

You don't have to queue for a half time pee

 

[silverfox]

You don't have to queue for a half time pee

You'd piss yourself if you had to wait!

 

[Ballinpigpubs13]

You are totally wrong with your 3rd item down.
Kettle crisps are the future.

 

[dingledog]

I

You'd piss yourself if you had to wait!

I wish I could piss myself laughing at what was going on the pitch, instead of crying

 

[bladeinspaceandtime]

You are totally wrong with your 3rd item down.
Kettle crisps are the future.

Only if you want a rank, greasy future Cheese & Onion Walkers are one of the truly great things left. I scoffed a big bag before I left the UK.

 

[pommpey]

You are all Phillistines.

The official King of Crisps is McCoys Sizzling Beef, closely followed by those bacon-flavoured tube things.

Or, family sized bags of Hula Hoops from the Co-Op with Hendos liberally sprinkled in the bag.

Did we lose yesterday? Oh.

pommpey

 

[dublin 10 blade]

tayto cheese and onion crisps in a cheese sarni , smashed down so non fall out , salad cream / mayo look like jip to me probably taste's like it as well .

 

[Oreyt]

Monster Munch Picked Onion or friggin' nowt.