Everton vs Sheffield United

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Premier League Matchweek 37 - Saturday 11th May 2024 - 15:00 - Goodison Park
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Officials:

Referee: Stuart Attwell
Assistants: James Mainwaring, Natalie Aspinall
Fourth Official: Rebecca Welch
VAR: Graham Scott
Assistant VAR: Simon Bennett

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[straight_outta_compton]

Onana honestly slight brush of the face down for almost a minute honestly it's pathetic

Terrible injury: he broke an eyelash, likely to be out for a month I heard

 

[Nedski]

Yeah that one meant for Hamer just now, christ almighty

It can't be easy trying to find teammates who could all be hide and seek world champions. In defence of Brooks, the ref was right in the way of Hamer, making it harder to judge his run.

 

[straight_outta_compton]

Trusty might actually be the worst signing of the lot from the pre-season transfer window, and that takes some doing.

He's our most expensive defender EVER, yet manages to look woefully out of his depth every time he plays, and has been the worst part of an unbelievably (record breakingly) bad defence all season.

He's always the wrong side of his player, or out of position. Never seems to get off the floor for headers. Why the &#£@ was he standing on the bye line outside the goal when they scored?!? I've watched it back multiple times, and still can't understand it

 

[Tezza1889]

In the away end today. From reddit..

 

[straight_outta_compton]

Brooks is so bad a football, he's an athlete but his touch and passing is Sunday league standard

Soooooo many of our passes are inaccurate: wrong direction, or too hard / soft. Receiving player has to check their run, or take a touch to get it back in control...by which time Everton player recovers position. Very frustrating

 

[straight_outta_compton]

In the away end today. From reddit..
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Did he bring his boots? Gerrim on!

 

[straight_outta_compton]

Robinson's so easily rattled. No self-control.

Bizarrely we played a bit better after that altercation! Can we do it again 2nd half?!? (not psycho robbo!)

 

[Nedski]

I've now got a decision to make.

I have a pork shoulder on the barbecue which probably has about an hour or so until it hits 205f internal temp. The sun is shining and I have cold beer in the fridge.

Do I watch another half of this crap knowing it's very unlikely we'll even look competitive let alone score or get a point? Or do I stare at the temperature on my barbecue probe as it slowly ticks towards 205f, while drinking a beer in the sun?

 

[Keen Blade]

The team today will most likely be:

Wes

Larouchi
Trusty
Souza (in the back 3 - played there for the last 30 mins against Man Utd)
Robinson
Bogle

Osborn
Hamer
Arblaster

Archer
BBD

You nailed it apart from Brooks

 

[Grey Blade]

Soooooo many of our passes are inaccurate: wrong direction, or too hard / soft. Receiving player has to check their run, or take a touch to get it back in control...by which time Everton player recovers position. Very frustrating

This has been happening all season.- nothing flows - we hardly ever let a player run onto the ball, they nearly always have to break their stride

 

[Keen Blade]

What a soft gaol. Trusty standing off the pitch with our goal open is just something else

Get rid , has no fight

 

[Keen Blade]

Unusually Every one of the back 3 as well as the keeper were at fault for that goal

Is that another record we've broken ?

 

[Chezzy Blades]

I've now got a decision to make.

I have a pork shoulder on the barbecue which probably has about an hour or so until it hits 205f internal temp. The sun is shining and I have cold beer in the fridge.

Do I watch another half of this crap knowing it's very unlikely we'll even look competitive let alone score or get a point? Or do I stare at the temperature on my barbecue probe as it slowly ticks towards 205f, while drinking a beer in the sun?

There’s not really a decision to make there. I was out in the garden with the family and somewhat shamefully forgot we were playing until half 3. Looks like I didn’t miss much looking at the stats!

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

Subs for the Blades...could be a genius decision if we score 3 and win.....hehehe

 

[Woodhouseblades]

Brooks is so bad a football, he's an athlete but his touch and passing is Sunday league standard

But he’s gonna rip the Championship one next season - says so on this forum

 

[originaltrueblade]

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[71Blade]

Arblaster and Brookes awful today sorry lads both would have been subbed for me too many misplaced passes

 

[3Cheers4Ramirez]

Doesn't matter how he plays, must take Larouci off...

 

[Iffy Onuora's Shiny Head]

God this is so boring.

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

If wilders subs are owt to go by fuck nose what his signings will be like

Cheap, loans and journey men. Maybe all three on each player

 

[Bobby b]

I'll tell you what, ashley young seems like he's been around forever but he's still a really good player, well at least we're making him look so

 

[Esteban Cambiasso]

Get Norwood on

 

[3Cheers4Ramirez]

McAtee must be pleased

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

Get Norwood on

Not the 75th minute yet

 

[Berkshire Blade]

Slight improvement now brooks and larouci are gone

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Gormless n gash.

 

[Esteban Cambiasso]

Not the 75th minute yet

Get him on anyway, in goal or up front

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

Slight improvement now brooks and larouci are gone

Baby steps

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

Get him on anyway, in goal or up front

The ultimate dilemma

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

SAM CURTIS IS ON