Sacrifice for the play off victory...

[Darren]

It didn't work for automatic promotion, but in the true spirit of religious belief (where if God doesn't pay attention to your prayers it obviously means you didn't pray hard enough), we now all need to promise to make sacrifices that will be personally mortifying to ourselves if United win on Saturday. That will surely appease the footballing Gods and ensure victort is ours.

So for my part I reiterate my offer to post a list of 10 reasons Thatcher was good for this country AND I will promise to not correct anyone's wrong memory of United games for a week.

Over to you all...

 

[Houso]

I will shave my pubic region entirely.

 

[judge]

I will give up alcohol until the season starts

 

[beightonblade]

I will vote Labour.

 

[JJ Sefton]

Ill say that Picard was the best captain of the Enterprise.

 

[Houso]

The thread is about sacrifice Walthy, not saying what's right in the first...

 

[Sheff de party]

i will accept that Monty 'giving 100%' is acceptable at this level regardless of the need for footballing ability and not end any sentences with "even i could have done/scored/passed/controlled/seen that."

i will also not playing the Monty game, where i count his mistakes.

 

[JJ Sefton]

The thread is about sacrifice Walthy, not saying what's right in the first...

Lets see, I can watch Shatner wrestle the alien in a sandpit or I can watch a bald Huddersfield fan talk to it for hours...

 

[Selly]

Lets see, I can watch Shatner wrestle the alien in a sandpit or I can watch a bald Huddersfield fan talk to it for hours...

 

[VespaBlade]

I will either:
a) Be friendly and a bit kissy with Mrs Vespa.
b) Get myself 'I hate scooters' printed on the back of a pig shirt.
Your call?

(Please say B)

 

[stannyblade]

I will not moan at the wife for watching Come dine with me on more4 or whatever channel its on for the umpteenth time. But only for a couple of weeks

 

[stannyblade]

I will either:
a) Be friendly and a bit kissy with Mrs Vespa.
b) Get myself 'I hate scooters' printed on the back of a pig shirt.
Your call?

(Please say B)

go on then B

 

[Large Mendonca]

Listen to my daughter's chart music all day sunday and pretend that i like it.

 

[mattbianco1]

I'll where a Wednesday shirt to the first game of the season... Is that too far?

 

[Selly]

My sacrifice for Auto was to write up 10 reasons why we should join the euro. Given what is happening in Greece, I can`t see that being possible.

So, I'll do 5. Might be scratching around a bit tbh...

 

[VespaBlade]

go on then B

Stanny.. You are a man of integrity and taste
Thank you

 

[mattbianco1]

Listen to my daughter's chart music all day sunday and pretend that i like it.

And then say "put that Flo Rida tune back on luv, it's wicked!"

 

[Large Mendonca]

And then say "put that Flo Rida tune back on luv, it's wicked!"

Lol I have no idea what that is !!

....but i can guess

 

[alcoblade]

I wont swear for 2 days.

UTB

 

[super_pig]

My sacrifice for Auto was to write up 10 reasons why we should join the euro. Given what is happening in Greece, I can`t see that being possible.
..

don't see it being necessary

 

[Crouchy]

I'll wear a Wednesday shirt to the first game of the season... Is that too far?

Yes. Never never never. My respect for massive Liverpool fan John Peel completely evaporated when he was persuaded to put on an Everton shirt during Room 101. You should sell your daughters into prostitution before donning the wardrobe of the unclean.

 

[Crouchy]

Lets see, I can watch Shatner wrestle the alien in a sandpit or I can watch a bald Huddersfield fan talk to it for hours...

Picard nailed the Borg Queen. Respect.

 

[Darren]

Yes. Never never never. My respect for massive Liverpool fan John Peel completely evaporated when he was persuaded to put on an Everton shirt during Room 101. You should sell your daughters into prostitution before donning the wardrobe of the unclean.

Which is another interesting point.

Is there anything you wouldn't do (apart from illegal stuff or stuff that would cause long term harm to someone) to guarantee a play off win.....

Voting Tory is probably my limit.

 

[JohnDenver]

Which is another interesting point.

Is there anything you wouldn't do

I'd eat a whole portion of coleslaw*. I want it that much.




*even the shite with sultanas in.

 

[Crouchy]

Which is another interesting point.

Is there anything you wouldn't do (apart from illegal stuff or stuff that would cause long term harm to someone) to guarantee a play off win.....

Voting Tory is probably my limit.

Things I won't ever do:

1. Go back to Hillsborough

2. Wear a Pig shirt

3. Although I care not a jot whether other men are gay, and I don't feel threatened by it, in the unlikely event of another man suggesting that we get hot and sticky in any way, the answer will be no. United can stay in the doldrums for all I care

You've probably already done all three

 

[JJ Sefton]

Which is another interesting point.

Is there anything you wouldn't do (apart from illegal stuff or stuff that would cause long term harm to someone) to guarantee a play off win.....

Voting Tory is probably my limit.

I wouldnt suck a donkey off.

 

[Darren]

Things I won't ever do:

1. Go back to Hillsborough

2. Wear a Pig shirt

3. Although I care not a jot whether other men are gay, and I don't feel threatened by it, in the unlikely event of another man suggesting that we get hot and sticky in any way, the answer will be no. United can stay in the doldrums for all I care

You've probably already done all three

I've not done two of them

 

[Selly]

3. Although I care not a jot whether other men are gay, and I don't feel threatened by it, in the unlikely event of another man suggesting that we get hot and sticky in any way, the answer will be no. United can stay in the doldrums for all I care

You've probably already done all three

Methinks the lady doth protest too much....

 

[Rustyblade]

In the event of us winning, I promise to insert a Koh-Kae wasabi green pea into each nostril.

 

[VespaBlade]

I wouldnt suck a donkey off.

Wouldn't Ya?- Would you stick in the ass then?