How many have complained?

[alcoblade]

Nah. What I am saying is, it matters not what a few pig loving radio berks say. Switch the twat off, eh?

What matters is that we are in the shite, and no matter how many joyous proclamations emanate from the depleting thong of happy clappers, this time next week the less fortunate of us living in Sheffield will have to face our mortal enemies laughing their cocks off at our ability to turn an advantage into a failure. You have my sympathies. I'll share your grief (but half your humiliation) from afar.

And I thought life was bad on Boxing Day 1979.

Oh, and before you start ('yada fucking yada, why don't you go and support someone else - many have, BTW) just try and square five points, two games in hand, Oldham and Exeter at home, Beattie, Walsall away and Wednesday's resurgence. If we do anything in these playoffs (and I mean win in the final, not just play and lose, like we do) then I will publically apologise to all you clappers on here and proclaim I was wholly WRONG.

Okay?

pommpey

Yep, that's just the kind of limp wristed stuff I thought I remembered you blubbering after every defeat. So you were right, great stuff. As, If I think I'm correct is saying, you actually get to see about 2 matches a decade, it doesn't really matter who you proclaim to support - because we can actually judge the sum total of that "support" on here, after every defeat.

FWIW, I don't know anyone who's wimped off to support someone else. We must mix in different circles.

Okay?

UTB

 

[pommpey]

Yep, that's just the kind of limp wristed stuff I thought I remembered you blubbering after every defeat. So you were right, great stuff. As, If I think I'm correct is saying, you actually get to see about 2 matches a decade, it doesn't really matter who you proclaim to support - because we can actually judge the sum total of that "support" on here, after every defeat.

FWIW, I don't know anyone who's wimped off to support someone else. We must mix in different circles.

Okay?

UTB

Typical. 'You don't see many matches - ergo; your point of view counts for little'.

That too, is about as chimpy as I can expect from you. Your measure = How many matches you see = How Big A Blade You Are = How relevant your point of view. Never mind the results, eh? They tell their own story, or even where we finish in the table. That counts for fuck all.

Let me just make this clear if I may. I'm not that cunt who used to come on BU after every defeat and disappear after every win, whatever his fucking name was. I am, however, a realist. Paper over the cracks as much as you want, and dress up your loyalty in whatever bunting, the results, ergo our position multiplied by our propensity to fuck up the crucial games is where we are. I don't have to own a season ticket, Home and Away team strip, shareholder or even a brick in the Cherry Street stand wall of 'Legends'. We have fucked it up. And forgive me if my confidence rankles somewhat with yours, but the outlook is fucking bleak, innit? Remember, back on Feb 14 I was on here calling it 'The Valentine's Day Massacre', because the box-seat was ours and ours alone. You tell me how we've ended up where we are, and leave out 'bad luck', try shit performances, failure to sign decent players, bottling it and reliance on one prodigious striker. Sheffield United - the team I will always love (despite this) in a onner. Only dominance of the playoffs will both uphold your delusions and prove me wrong.

Okay?

pommpey

 

[alcoblade]

Typical. 'You don't see many matches - ergo; your point of view counts for little'.

That too, is about as chimpy as I can expect from you. Your measure = How many matches you see = How Big A Blade You Are = How relevant your point of view. Never mind the results, eh? They tell their own story, or even where we finish in the table. That counts for fuck all.

Let me just make this clear if I may. I'm not that cunt who used to come on BU after every defeat and disappear after every win, whatever his fucking name was. I am, however, a realist. Paper over the cracks as much as you want, and dress up your loyalty in whatever bunting, the results, ergo our position multiplied by our propensity to fuck up the crucial games is where we are. I don't have to own a season ticket, Home and Away team strip, shareholder or even a brick in the Cherry Street stand wall of 'Legends'. We have fucked it up. And forgive me if my confidence rankles somewhat with yours, but the outlook is fucking bleak, innit? Remember, back on Feb 14 I was on here calling it 'The Valentine's Day Massacre', because the box-seat was ours and ours alone. You tell me how we've ended up where we are, and leave out 'bad luck', try shit performances, failure to sign decent players, bottling it and reliance on one prodigious striker. Sheffield United - the team I will always love (despite this) in a onner. Only dominance of the playoffs will both uphold your delusions and prove me wrong.

Okay?

pommpey

You lost the argument when you painted me as a "clapper", whatever one of those is. I think we'll fuck up in the play off's too. Am I getting warmer now? If the limp wristed blubbering makes you feel better, then it's your right.

Yep, we've fucked it up. Rah Rah Rah.. It makes one of us feel better crying about it every time. It doesn't alter a thing, but perhaps it's your one way of giving your own version of "support", because there isn't another version, is there? What are the shit performances you're referring to. How many have you witnessed?

UTB

 

[pommpey]

You lost the argument when you painted me as a "clapper", whatever one of those is. I think we'll fuck up in the play off's too. Am I getting warmer now? If the limp wristed blubbering makes you feel better, then it's your right.

Yep, we've fucked it up. Rah Rah Rah.. It makes one of us feel better crying about it every time. It doesn't alter a thing, but perhaps it's your one way of giving your own version of "support", because there isn't another version, is there? What are the shit performances you're referring to. How many have you witnessed?

UTB

I'm not crying, unlike some on here who are expecting Radio Sheffield Wednesday to shut down and it's presenters to be stoned to death in the Peace Gardens. If you've been around these environs a while (and you have, then you'll know what a clapper is. I don't need to explain. My pessimism is far from 'limp wristed' (two allusions to effete behaviour in two postings. A psychoanalyst would have a field day with you). Far from it, in fact. It is as robust as our destiny now. You'll know (if you are such a gigantic Blade) that one season in this division is about as much as is needed before stagnation sets in, unless you can attract investment (like the shit did with Milandric) and looking at our lot, that aint gonna ever happen is it? And given all our massive payers will be offski, we'll possibly be left with Monty still and a few academy defenders, too shit to play for Hallamshire Celtic.

Shit performances. Two spring to mind.

1. Oldham, at home. How to turn three, season defining points (as it is) into none.
2. Exeter, at home. Same as above, but piss two more points away.

In fact:

3. Stevenage, at home. How to allow a determined team get at you, fail to control the match and scrape a draw.

Seven points dropped for you, there. We'd have been up with three of them. Didn't need to sit and watch the matches from the terraces. The results don't change. Do they?

pommpey

 

[sitwell]

'That Cunt' , you mean Vic I presume had a fucking lot more class than you.

 

[pommpey]

'That Cunt' , you mean Vic I presume had a fucking lot more class than you.

Can you describe him any other way? LDG spent many a wasted opportunity winding the shit out of many posters, and in some cases he was correct (save for him wanting McCarthy in) but failed to give praise where it is necessary. I don't deny (nor have I ever) when we have played well. We have taken certain teams to bits over this season (Notts County, for example) but failed dismally when it really, really mattered. No-one can justify the games I mention, just as there was some inevitability we'd face the most crucial moment of this season minus our talismanic goal scorer with fuck all to bail out the boat with. Season ticket holders and exiles must agree on these points and rooering over wankers at RS just about caps the fucking lot in missing the point, just as much as 'double hernia' and 'rapist'.

pommpey

 

[JohnDenver]

no matter how many joyous proclamations emanate from the depleting thong of happy clappers

In amongst the edgy to-and-fro of this thread lies a beautiful thing. The image of a depleting thong.

Marvellous.

JD (slightly insomniac)

 

[boo radley]

Can you describe him any other way? LDG spent many a wasted opportunity winding the shit out of many posters, and in some cases he was correct (save for him wanting McCarthy in) but failed to give praise where it is necessary. I don't deny (nor have I ever) when we have played well. We have taken certain teams to bits over this season (Notts County, for example) but failed dismally when it really, really mattered. No-one can justify the games I mention, just as there was some inevitability we'd face the most crucial moment of this season minus our talismanic goal scorer with fuck all to bail out the boat with. Season ticket holders and exiles must agree on these points and rooering over wankers at RS just about caps the fucking lot in missing the point, just as much as 'double hernia' and 'rapist'.

pommpey

Read all your posts on here and if its a cuddle you want then we'll have to sort one out for you. My you accuse others of crying but it seems the biggest tears are coming from you judging by your sharp sentences and the over use of swearing. So you feel let down and you want to tell everyone of your prediction about it happening. well in your language 'Grow some fucking balls and stop bleating yourself'. Tha like a hysterical child in a shop where his mum said 'NO' to sweats.
Form an orderly queue now.

 

[Large Mendonca]

We need to stop all this fighting and unite against the common enemy.

...and no, it's not the Judean People's front

 

[Pedro Verde]

We need to stop all this fighting and unite against the common enemy.

...and no, it's not the Judean People's front

Is it the Peoples Front of Judea ?

 

[judge]

Is it the play off retards ?

 

[pommpey]

Read all your posts on here and if its a cuddle you want then we'll have to sort one out for you. My you accuse others of crying but it seems the biggest tears are coming from you judging by your sharp sentences and the over use of swearing. So you feel let down and you want to tell everyone of your prediction about it happening. well in your language 'Grow some fucking balls and stop bleating yourself'. Tha like a hysterical child in a shop where his mum said 'NO' to sweats.
Form an orderly queue now.

I'm more interested why it took you until four kn the morning to craft such comic brilliance! You're about as funny as blood on the old toilet paper. Must have gone a bit quiet for you at the Shell Garage on the graveyard shift, you fucking gimmer.

Anyway, aside from your envious, hilarious mastery of irrelevant rebuttals, what's your view on us getting dicked by mighty Stevenage and where we went wrong, or do you want to organise a Hands Across Shdffisld protest against those horrid Radio Sheffield presenters to take your mind off the impending ,crushing disappointment?

pommpey

 

[alcoblade]

I'm not crying, unlike some on here who are expecting Radio Sheffield Wednesday to shut down and it's presenters to be stoned to death in the Peace Gardens. If you've been around these environs a while (and you have, then you'll know what a clapper is. I don't need to explain. My pessimism is far from 'limp wristed' (two allusions to effete behaviour in two postings. A psychoanalyst would have a field day with you). Far from it, in fact. It is as robust as our destiny now. You'll know (if you are such a gigantic Blade) that one season in this division is about as much as is needed before stagnation sets in, unless you can attract investment (like the shit did with Milandric) and looking at our lot, that aint gonna ever happen is it? And given all our massive payers will be offski, we'll possibly be left with Monty still and a few academy defenders, too shit to play for Hallamshire Celtic.

Shit performances. Two spring to mind.

1. Oldham, at home. How to turn three, season defining points (as it is) into none.
2. Exeter, at home. Same as above, but piss two more points away.

In fact:

3. Stevenage, at home. How to allow a determined team get at you, fail to control the match and scrape a draw.

Seven points dropped for you, there. We'd have been up with three of them. Didn't need to sit and watch the matches from the terraces. The results don't change. Do they?

pommpey

In short pommpey, I just don't understand your need to diarise events and spout such negativity at every turn.

The last time you invested any cash, positive energy or emotion into the Blades my daughter’s rocking horse shat itself. The turd's now fossilised.

Yet you feel you have the right to mock those with far more invested in the cub, because penning out everything that’s gone wrong has always put it right, hasn’t it?

You've pumped about a tenner into the club over the last decade, yet you feel you have the right to complain about lack of signings - after all, it's someone else's job to invest isn't it?

UTB

 

[Bladesway]

Of course you're entitled to chuck your two penneth in, everyone is. But when its an uninformed twopeneth its just spouting off for the sake of it, and no I dont believe you listened to the shite that was brodacast on RS about our club. A lot of people, Sitwell, me and a lot of others were offended by it and thats why we complained. If you dont care that others want to drag our clubs name through the mud, thats up to you mate. But some of us dont like it. Where's the respect from RS, its two way isnt it??????????

Wow, a few people on a messageboard that in truth has no importance in the grand scheme of things now constitutes a lot of people. I'm impressed. Well at least I think I am. Tell me what to think God.

 

[SwissBlade]

Spouting nonsense? You started it pal. And who mentioned football heaven????? not me, although seeing as you mentioned it I do think its run by a load of closet pig fans. Toby Foster was the crux of the issue on this, and maybe if you'd heard it you'd have been as incensed as I and a few others were.

I really cant believe that you have taken umbridge at the fact that some people have chosen to defend the club we all love and support.

Dear oh dear we do have a bee in our bonnet don’t we.

Others on here mentioned one of the presenters on Football Heaven so it opened up another avenue and I shared my experience where I was pissed off and the action I took I mentioned on my first post that if you’re really pissed off about Toby Foster (well done for getting his name right this time, instead of calling him some school yard name), then contact the club to complain about RS. If it’s the twitter feed, complain to the Sun or the Mirror! This whole thread seemed to be reignited by the fact that someone that had complained then got a response, but the response wasn’t enough...

I really don’t get that excited about Toby Foster, I follow him on twitter, but don’t get embroiled in needless arguments, but that’s just me.

As for dragging the clubs name through the mud, Ched Evans court case did that, guilty or innocent. Connor Brown’s Tweets did that, despite him sticking up for his mate. And of course our whinging and whining fans also do that

I haven’t really taken "umbridge", I’ve just offered an opinion, then you decided to jump all over me and jump to conclusions about me.

 

[pommpey]

In short pommpey, I just don't understand your need to diarise events and spout such negativity at every turn.

Well, you did ask which matches I thought were shit. Save going on xtranormal and constructing some sort of web animation to show you how we turned a 2-0 lead into a 2-3 defeat, I struggle to think how I can answer your question

The last time you invested any cash, positive energy or emotion into the Blades my daughter’s rocking horse shat itself. The turd's now fossilised.

Do you write for Michael McKintyre? He’s as funny as thalidomide as well.

Yet you feel you have the right to mock those with far more invested in the cub, because penning out everything that’s gone wrong has always put it right, hasn’t it?

Let me amplify. If you press your daft face further up to the screen, run your finger under the words I have written, shape your mouth to form them and then try to construct some sort of meaningful sentences you’ll deduct that at no time have I leveled ridicule or criticism at people investing their hard earned in United. In fact, give the Oldham game as a standout example, they have my pity. No, my point, just for you, you hard-of-thinking chappie, is that as much as you’d like to champion your superior point of view with the qualifier ‘pommpey doesn’t see as many games as me so ner’ – regardless of this pointless gesture – the results remain the same. I saw the goals in the Oldham game. Cresswell nods a near post cross in his own net. Oldham capitalize on a basic knock down in the box and we Jack/Queen/King that fucker by Billy No-sense jumping all over their bloke in the box for an ex-pig to slot home from twelve. He loved doing that at Ipswich a few years ago, you know. I was at that match. Were you? So do pay attention. Not ‘money spent’. More ‘results tell their own story’.

You've pumped about a tenner into the club over the last decade, yet you feel you have the right to complain about lack of signings - after all, it's someone else's job to invest isn't it?

Where’s that Dawson’s Creek rooering bloke gif again?

pommpey

 

[alcoblade]

Well, you did ask which matches I thought were shit. Save going on xtranormal and constructing some sort of web animation to show you how we turned a 2-0 lead into a 2-3 defeat, I struggle to think how I can answer your question



Do you write for Michael McKintyre? He’s as funny as thalidomide as well.



Let me amplify. If you press your daft face further up to the screen, run your finger under the words I have written, shape your mouth to form them and then try to construct some sort of meaningful sentences you’ll deduct that at no time have I leveled ridicule or criticism at people investing their hard earned in United. In fact, give the Oldham game as a standout example, they have my pity. No, my point, just for you, you hard-of-thinking chappie, is that as much as you’d like to champion your superior point of view with the qualifier ‘pommpey doesn’t see as many games as me so ner’ – regardless of this pointless gesture – the results remain the same. I saw the goals in the Oldham game. Cresswell nods a near post cross in his own net. Oldham capitalize on a basic knock down in the box and we Jack/Queen/King that fucker by Billy No-sense jumping all over their bloke in the box for an ex-pig to slot home from twelve. He loved doing that at Ipswich a few years ago, you know. I was at that match. Were you? So do pay attention. Not ‘money spent’. More ‘results tell their own story’.



Where’s that Dawson’s Creek rooering bloke gif again?

pommpey

As ever, lots of words (bored after a few lines) to prove just a few - you are full of shit.

You support the cub in your own way. Just not one that I can recognise in any way.

UTB

 

[pommpey]

As ever, lots of words (bored after a few lines) to prove just a few - you are full of shit.

UTB

Transl: I gav up bcos dere wuz too meny werds two reed.

Full of shit. Me. And United STILL had five points and two games in hand on the pigs in February.

pommpey

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Had this reply from Radio Pig

Dear Mr xxxx

Reference CAS-1431165-KL02FN

Thank you for contacting us regarding remarks made by BBC Radio Sheffield’s Toby Foster on Twitter.

Your concerns were raised with the Managing editor of Radio Sheffield who has spoken to Toby about this matter.

Toby says he is very regretful about using the words he used responding to the tweets in question. He acknowledges he simply should not have sworn. He agrees he should have considered his response, particularly as he was commenting on BBC output and wishes to apologise for any offence caused.

We hope this allays your concerns, and thanks again for taking the time to contact us.

Kind Regards

Shona McCullough
BBC Complaints
www.bbc.co.uk/complaints

Bit of a fob off methinks. He should broadcast the apology live on air or at least Tweet Sitwell. Anybody else that complained heard anything??????

I got the same email as you did.

 

[Sothall_Blade]

I dont want an apology ,I wanted a discussion as to why our local radio station had a one sided phone-in heavily weighed against their local football club the day before one of the most important fixtures in years. they also asked a respected football figure to be questioned by a comedian who admits to no interest in football who then proceeded to disrespect and talk over Dave Basset like he was an idiot.
I initially sent a polite tweet to Foster explaining why I thought they were in the wrong ,HE then started a discusion which I replied to in a polite way ,and when I presume he knew he was in the wrong he told me to fuck off. Im a big boy and can take that (now Ive been to counselling) but he cut me off from twitter and gave me no chance of reply ,and I received no explanation.
For what its worth my opinion is that he now has Paul Walker as his wing man and they are a bad influence on each other ,Walker thinks hes now a DJ and comedian ,Foster thinks hes an expert on football ,sadly both were already poor at what they do and have dragged each other even further down. Anyway Chris Evans and Simon Mayo know more about entertainment and football so I tune in to radio 2 now.

On the tweets I saw, you told Foster he was "way out of his depth and should stick to his day job".
At which point he told you to "feel free to f*** off".
What did you say to each other in the polite tweets or was that it?

 

[Bladesway]

I got the same email as you did.

Me to and so did my wife.

 

[raul]

Read all your posts on here and if its a cuddle you want then we'll have to sort one out for you. My you accuse others of crying but it seems the biggest tears are coming from you judging by your sharp sentences and the over use of swearing. So you feel let down and you want to tell everyone of your prediction about it happening. well in your language 'Grow some fucking balls and stop bleating yourself'. Tha like a hysterical child in a shop where his mum said 'NO' to sweats.
Form an orderly queue now.

What's wrong with sweating K??

I :heart: this thread. We're all how old?

 

[pommpey]

What's wrong with sweating K??

I :heart: this thread. We're all how old?

Cack, innit? Point missed entirely by him, and a shit rebuttal to boot.

Oooh. And stop swearing, eh? *slaps wrist*

pommpey

 

[alcoblade]

Transl: I gav up bcos dere wuz too meny werds two reed.

Full of shit. Me. And United STILL had five points and two games in hand on the pigs in February.

pommpey

Shame you ability to state facts isn't matched by any ability to support United. And then what?

UTB

 

[pommpey]

Shame you ability to state facts isn't matched by any ability to support United. And then what?

UTB

Okay. I'll bite. Being as you are sinking like a brick (or like United tend to do)

Fact 1. 14 Feb 2012. United five points clear and with two games in hand of their rivals, Sheffield Wednesday and very much in an advantageous position to claim an automatic promotion spot into the Championship.

Fact 2. 09 May 2012. Sheffield Wednesday sack their manager, appoint a new one and embark upon an impresive run of form which sees them claim the promotion spot, ahead or their rivals, Sheffiled United.

Fact 3. Sheffield United are now condemned to play three extra, season-defining games, the first two against Stevenage Borough, a former non-league outfit, whom they have failed abysmally to dominate in their previous two meetings this season.

Fact 4. Sheffield United have previous history in playing games of importance, and underperforming or losing.

Fact 5. Sheffield United have yet to emerge successfully from a Playoff Campaign.

Now, alcoblade. I've supported United since, ohh, back when Jones, Birchenall and Woodward were our superstars, white railings, 'EXIT' sign, cricket pitch et al. regardless of my geographical position, no other team is of interest to me and beleiev me, I have suffered for it. There's my credentials.

If you can dispute any of those facts above, as delivered, then crack on, lofty. Or simply shut up. You're making yourself look a chimp, now.

pommpey

 

[pommpey]

:0

 

[alcoblade]

Okay. I'll bite. Being as you are sinking like a brick (or like United tend to do)

Fact 1. 14 Feb 2012. United five points clear and with two games in hand of their rivals, Sheffield Wednesday and very much in an advantageous position to claim an automatic promotion spot into the Championship.

Fact 2. 09 May 2012. Sheffield Wednesday sack their manager, appoint a new one and embark upon an impresive run of form which sees them claim the promotion spot, ahead or their rivals, Sheffiled United.

Fact 3. Sheffiled United are now condemned to play three extra, season-defining games, the first two against Stevenage Borough, a former non-league outfit, whom they have failed abysmally to dominate in their previous two meetings this season.

Fact 4. Sheffield United have previous history in playing games of importance, and underperforming or losing.

Fact 5. Sheffiled United have yet to emerge successfully from a Playoff Campaign.

Now, alcoblade. I've supported United since, ohh, back when Jones, Birchenall and Woodward were our superstars, white railings, 'EXIT' sign, cricket pitch et al. regardless of my geographical position, no other team is of interest to me and beleiev me, I have suffered for it. There's my credentials.

If you can dispute any of those facts above, as delivered, then crack on, lofty. Or simply shut up. You're making yourself look a chimp, now.

pommpey

Your usual boring long winded script - explaining that we didn't get promoted this season, as established from the national media. No shit Sherlock. Serioulsy, is there some other point?

UTB

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

Okay. I'll bite. Being as you are sinking like a brick (or like United tend to do)

Fact 1. 14 Feb 2012. United five points clear and with two games in hand of their rivals, Sheffield Wednesday and very much in an advantageous position to claim an automatic promotion spot into the Championship.

Fact 2. 09 May 2012. Sheffield Wednesday sack their manager, appoint a new one and embark upon an impresive run of form which sees them claim the promotion spot, ahead or their rivals, Sheffiled United.

Fact 3. Sheffield United are now condemned to play three extra, season-defining games, the first two against Stevenage Borough, a former non-league outfit, whom they have failed abysmally to dominate in their previous two meetings this season.

Fact 4. Sheffield United have previous history in playing games of importance, and underperforming or losing.

Fact 5. Sheffield United have yet to emerge successfully from a Playoff Campaign.

Now, alcoblade. I've supported United since, ohh, back when Jones, Birchenall and Woodward were our superstars, white railings, 'EXIT' sign, cricket pitch et al. regardless of my geographical position, no other team is of interest to me and beleiev me, I have suffered for it. There's my credentials.

If you can dispute any of those facts above, as delivered, then crack on, lofty. Or simply shut up. You're making yourself look a chimp, now.

pommpey

If only they had waited until today to sack Smegson

 

[alcoblade]

Now, alcoblade. I've supported United since, ohh, back when Jones, Birchenall and Woodward were our superstars, white railings, 'EXIT' sign, cricket pitch et al. regardless of my geographical position, no other team is of interest to me and beleiev me, I have suffered for it. There's my credentials.

If you can dispute any of those facts above, as delivered, then crack on, lofty. Or simply shut up. You're making yourself look a chimp, now.

pommpey

Support;

Hold up, carry, maintain, prop up, shore up.........

No mention of blubbering ike a baby after every defeat.

UTB

 

[JohnDenver]

I :heart: this thread. We're all how old?

Yeah, I blame Kenty too.