American Tottenham fan in peace

[Basing Blade]

Love this soccer game you guys play. So I thought I might buy a team.
Sheffield seemed like a good deal seeing as one of your ex players sold for £80M.
1 1/2 Maguires buys a team!! So yee ha, here we go!!

A few questions?
1. Is it ok we start selling IPA in the bar?
2. Hot dogs good for ya?
3. Flatten the ground and move to near Meadowhall on a new site. How about it?

 

[knowsnowt]

Send nudes and vagene.

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

 

[RammyBlade]

Send us some of your American Football cheerleaders !!

 

[BLADES1988]

Hot Daaaawgs 3 quid

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

No stars with our stripes. Got it? Non negotiable.

 

[adiosmiamigo]

Love this soccer game you guys play. So I thought I might buy a team.
Sheffield seemed like a good deal seeing as one of your ex players sold for £80M.
1 1/2 Maguires buys a team!! So yee ha, here we go!!

A few questions?
1. Is it ok we start selling IPA in the bar?
2. Hot dogs good for ya?
3. Flatten the ground and move to near Meadowhall on a new site. How about it?

A distinct smell of pork?

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

A distinct smell of pork?

Maybe just a fellow Blade 'avin' a bit of a larf?

 

[Flumps]

Maybe just a fellow Blade 'avin' a bit of a larf?

There's a time and a place for fun and enjoyment and it's not on 'ere!

 

[mancunianblade]

It’s the missed opportunity to say ya’ll that gave you away!

 

[Cheets]

If we can just sort out the dee-fence and the offence get their scoring cleats on then we can get this franchize going again!

 

[Caveblade]

I want to know why we never get given PK's?

 

[BobblesBlade]

Can we have a running track around the pitch for the kids who will probably be on a mass sugar rush after eating Nerdz and Baby Ruths.
Oh and deffo have kiss cam

 

[Alan Roberts' Jinking Run]

Aww, I was looking forward to things like a half time rodeo, numerous adverts for opiates on the advertising boards and a 'guess who hasnt got diabetes' competition.

 

[Basing Blade]

I'm a longstanding Blades fan, having a bit of fun that's all y'all.

 

[DifferentClass]

Weerz cheese bar?

 

[Le Cynique]

No stars with our stripes. Got it? Non negotiable.

I wouldn’t mind a couple over the crest to display Champions League wins

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

I wouldn’t mind a couple over the crest to display Champions League wins

Exceptions to the rule!

 

[corner_flag]

Can we have a running track around the pitch for the kids who will probably be on a mass sugar rush after eating Nerdz and Baby Ruths.
Oh and deffo have kiss cam

Kiss cam? This forum needs a 'barf' emoji

 

[SherburnBlade]

Kiss cam? This forum needs a 'barf' emoji

Here, have mine.
I don't need it any more.

 

[pommpey]

Howdy dude

Look, as much as it might pain ya, you can't bring firearms, automatic assault rifles, rocket propelled grenades and 15" hunting knives in the ground. There's no Second Amendment in this fine nation y'see, so if there's a bit of afters with the opposition fans, its usually gangs of coked up late teens jumping at each other in sporadic, patrhetic, slappy scraps in a car park rather than bursts of automatic fire, kevlar vests and night scopes (for your own protection) with kids and non-protagonists getting caught in the crossfire just enjoying an afternoon out at Beautiful Downtown Bramall Lane.

Also, it's doubtful we will turn the game into 'quarters' do the watching public can be pumped with merchandise opportunities. Our attention spans are still quite keen on sport and we can wait longer than 22 and a half minutes for a piss.

Finally however, some of your sport has pretty, fit cheerleaders usually on camera doing impressive, vaguely erotic gymnastics posted up on the noticeboard. Whilst this doesn't dust my crops much, it may prove popular with certain sections of the crowd, especially if you transpose said merchandising opportunities onto the garments covering certain parts of the cheerleaders anatomies usually considered if exposed as off-limits. Special offers in the Blades shop in the camel-toe environment might be a prompter, and big adverts for the next match across the chesty-dumplings could be a winner.

pommpey

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

Pretty much agreed with that pomms, it's just that bit about being able to wait 22 and a half minutes for a piss at my age I'm a little bit worried about........

 

[Rodders]

Love this soccer game you guys play. So I thought I might buy a team.
Sheffield seemed like a good deal seeing as one of your ex players sold for £80M.
1 1/2 Maguires buys a team!! So yee ha, here we go!!

A few questions?
1. Is it ok we start selling IPA in the bar?
2. Hot dogs good for ya?
3. Flatten the ground and move to near Meadowhall on a new site. How about it?

If I were your brother I’d start taking the bus

 

[247Blade]

Aww, I was looking forward to things like a half time rodeo, numerous adverts for opiates on the advertising boards and a 'guess who hasnt got diabetes' competition.

Been a bit of a circus at times specially when PA and his entourage trooped round BDTBL only needed camels ... too complete the euphoric mirage!