I do hope that when we get the 50p for selling Berge that so many people on here want to get for him, I hope so much that we will buy a very very small midfielder from Nottingham Forest reserves, or possibly a defender who can't defend and scores own goals regularly/makes calamitous errors in almost every game he plays. Or a very small goalkeeper from League 1, with a name like Les.
This new midfield player will run around as fast as their little legs will carry them, needlessly pumping the ball straight to the opposition but with almost duracell bunny like energy.
They will thump the badge on their shirt and show pashun as they get gently eased off the ball by anyone in the opposition team who is over 5'6".
This is the dream of all true biggest blades...
A team of proper English midgets plummeting down the leagues whilst the select few appluad their workrate and plucky attitude...
That my friends is victory -

Chrissie Widler