I grew up in Worksop. May older brother was a blades fan, and my dad, who was a bit of a cunt, always followed Arsenal.
As soon as I left primary school and got my big boy pants, I was allowed to travel on the coach alternate weekends to Bramall lane.
Three sided ground or not, it was my fate sealed in the 1960s.
At 17 I was working down the Wicker at Bentley Bros Vauxhall dealers and I would volunteer for Satdi morning shifts if Blades were at home. The old Ist division days under John Harris were the glory days for me.
Fast forward to our relegation season, me married on a romantic Rhine River cruise at the end of the season. Glued to short wave radio listening to us survive and then get relegated in the space of a few minutes.
I joined up in 1975 and never forgot where I came from. After 22 years we moved back to South Yorkshire and my three sons were introduced to The Lane. Coincidentally v PNE in the old 3rd division?
In 2001 we settled in S14 and my 3 sons are all United fans and two of them have season tickets at the lane.
I am now divorced and living in Indonesia, but the time difference and maintenance payments mean I can only have Radio Sheffield keep me in touch with my beloved blades.