Mousset

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

I can't be the only one that thought he missed it at first glance

 

[Sandygate Blade]

I'm critical of Mousset as a professional, but his ability isn't in question. Excellent cameo from him today. Really hope he can keep it up, but (of course) I am sceptical.

He could be such a player if he had the right attitude. Hope today is a turning point for Moose

 

[chesblade]

Definitely looks fitter than before

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

Definitely looks fitter than before

Thought that abart my ex to be honest

 

[Gin&Juice]

Thought that abart my ex to be honest

“Im here all week”

 

[Antonb]

One of uniteds most frustrating players ever. Match fit he is a top ten premier league striker! Soo annoying!

 

[coolasanidiot]

Put it away well. But he's putting too many kebabs away too- looks 2 stone too heavy. Just don't understand why the fitness team cant slim him down. Unless they do it's 20 min cameos only, after the last gasp chasing down the ball which he did well he was fucked.

Two stones lighter he would be the real deal. Right now he ain't.

 

[Nedski]

Incredibly confident finish today, he's definitely a natural finisher whether it's goals or buckets of carbonara.

I'd like to see Brewster in for Osborn and Moussett for Billy at some point

 

[bakeblade]

Definitely looks fitter than before

Seriously??

 

[@thelane]

Incredibly confident finish today, he's definitely a natural finisher whether it's goals or buckets of carbonara.

I'd like to see Brewster in for Osborn and Moussett for Billy at some point

Brewster is no where near the first team or bench for me . Not good enough at all

 

[bakeblade]

He could be such a player if he had the right attitude. Hope today is a turning point for Moose

It's really hard to understand it. At the final whistle with the crowd singing his name and other players congratulating him, he looked well happy.
Why wouldn't he want that every week?

 

[jono_t2000]

It's really hard to understand it. At the final whistle with the crowd singing his name and other players congratulating him, he looked well happy.
Why wouldn't he want that every week?

Really liked seeing Ndiaye and Mousset smiling and hugging at the end. Maybe that French Senegalese connection will help him settle down a bit.

 

[chesblade]

Seriously??

Yes, he appeared to be running more and not scared of pulling up with an injury, when in the past the effort was not there

 

[SouthStandGBlock]

The fat bastard did the business today.

 

[coolasanidiot]

Yes, he appeared to be running more and not scared of pulling up with an injury, when in the past the effort was not there

Wouldn't last 30 mins- he's ridiculously overweight. He looks more like a heavyweight boxer than a footballer. Needs to lose the flab- realise that's hes incredibly lucky- aim to complete 90 mins - right now hes a million miles off that- He's totally unfit.

 

[1889]

He took his goal well, but other than that I thought it was a typical lethargic Mousett performance. He did one run across the box and flattened their defender, but other than that he was his usual lack lustre self. He doesn’t show for the ball enough, he doesn’t use his pace to drag defenders out of position to create space for others to exploit and despite having an arse like a Water Buffalo doesn’t utilise his physique to hold the ball up, nor play on the shoulder of the last defender to use his pace.

In my opinion he’s still just a mere shadow of the player who ripped Everton apart at Goodson Park. It’s amazing how scoring a goal can cloud peoples recollection of what went before?

 

[Bergen Blade]

He'll suddenly recover for that one and declare himself injured again on his return.. It wouldn't shock me..

I think you've got him completely wrong as a person.

 

[Maidenhead]

f*ck him the fat c*nt. Its a waste time even talking about this guy

Absolute waste of afucking shirt

 

[Speedracer]

He might still be short of fitness & have some issues, but the more minutes he gets on the pitch for us the better we will do.

 

[jaybee]

Before the match when he was on the pitch I thought he’d won a competition or something to be out there… then realised it was Moose with some serious junk in the trunk

Good finish ️

 

[Bergen Blade]

He took his goal well, but other than that I thought it was a typical lethargic Mousett performance. He did one run across the box and flattened their defender, but other than that he was his usual lack lustre self. He doesn’t show for the ball enough, he doesn’t use his pace to drag defenders out of position to create space for others to exploit and despite having an arse like a Water Buffalo doesn’t utilise his physique to hold the ball up, nor play on the shoulder of the last defender to use his pace.

In my opinion he’s still just a mere shadow of the player who ripped Everton apart at Goodson Park. It’s amazing how scoring a goal can cloud peoples recollection of what went before?

Let's hope he stays fit (as in not injured) and assess him after some more game time. I think SJ will give him a start in not too long.

 

[coolasanidiot]

Let's hope he stays fit (as in not injured) and assess him after some more game time. I think SJ will give him a start in not too long.

I'm really surprised you say this, I read your breakdown of tactics etc and see you as an astute chap, but no way can Moose start- he's literally carrying 2 stones on his belly. My view is he will and cannot last more than 20 mins in the state he's in. Forget the money he's on , his commitment to the cause as a professional player to our club should be bare minimum be athletic, he just isn't and as such he isn't being fair to himself, the club or us fans. Get fit you fat twat and show us what you can do.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Moose goals are rarer than a total eclipse just glad I got to see one!

 

[Bergen Blade]

I'm really surprised you say this, I read your breakdown of tactics etc and see you as an astute chap, but no way can Moose start- he's literally carrying 2 stones on his belly. My view is he will and cannot last more than 20 mins in the state he's in. Forget the money he's on , his commitment to the cause as a professional player to our club should be bare minimum be athletic, he just isn't and as such he isn't being fair to himself, the club or us fans. Get fit you fat twat and show us what you can do.

Regardless of what I think - that is what I think SJ will do.

 

[alcoblade]

It's really hard to understand it. At the final whistle with the crowd singing his name and other players congratulating him, he looked well happy.
Why wouldn't he want that every week?

He does. He wants Burger King too, unfortunately.

 

[1889]

Let's hope he stays fit (as in not injured) and assess him after some more game time. I think SJ will give him a start in not too long.

I’d love nothing more than to see him rediscover the form he showed in the early days of his career with us.

Sadly, I’m resigned to the fact that he doesn’t possess the necessary drive, determination or professionalism for that to ever happen.

 

[I should coco]

Thought that abart my ex to be honest

And today's runaway winner of saddest post is.....

 

[I should coco]

Wouldn't last 30 mins- he's ridiculously overweight. He looks more like a heavyweight boxer than a footballer. Needs to lose the flab- realise that's hes incredibly lucky- aim to complete 90 mins - right now hes a million miles off that- He's totally unfit.

We'd decided he wouldn't make the 90th minute. Best guess was pulling up with a hamstring in the 88th.

 

[Yan The Man]

How shit must you be Lys Mousett has scored

 

[jono_t2000]

How shit must you be Lys Mousett has scored

He was our top scorer two seasons ago with the best goal per minute played ratio for us.
He's also got the best goal per minute played ratio for us this season.

Question his fitness, but don't question his ability to score.