Aston Villa Submit Transfer Fee For Tonight's Scoreline

[Nine Inch Nalis]

Aston Villa have made a formal offer for Sheffield United's 1-0 victory over them tonight. This is in keeping with their strict policy of not having a fucking scouting network of their own.

However, sources close to the three points have indicated that none of the fuckers want to be anywhere near that godforsaken shitheap known as Birmingham and have already informed Dean Smith that he can bollocks.

More to follow....

 

[BlairBlade]

I was once driving through Birmingham as the sun rise -fucking scary!

 

[Nine Inch Nalis]

I was once driving through Birmingham as the sun rise -fucking scary!

Hey the locals were just happy to see the sun at all. It means they made enough human sacrifices the night before.