Garth's team of the week

[Ridgeway Blade]

Well we got one player in - John Lundstrum - here are the words from our favourite pundit!.
John Lundstram: The Blades are cutting through Premier League teams like cold Sheffield steel. I can't decide whether their latest victims were suffering from pre-Christmas anxiety or just sheer inertia. Brighton were awful and would have been destroyed had VAR not saved them on two occasions.
While Oli McBurnie will get the headlines, and deservedly so having previously struggled to get among the goals in the Premier League, my man of the match was John Lundstram, who has been magnificent for United this season.
When Sheffield United got promotion, they aroused my curiosity. Sitting fifth in the table, they now have my attention.

Blimey 18 matches in and we have now got his attention. Just never seems to be real compliments still.

 

[Antonb]

he is so bloody annoying

 

[BLADES1988]

Can we ban the words Garth + Crooks from this forum? Unless describing a list of people who should be put to sleep?

 

[SteveBlade]

He doesn't sound like he writes.

I'd like to punch him in the nose and throw him down a well.

 

[Old Programme seller]

I think we’ve made him sit up and listen/watch because he was very averse to us

 

[pommpey]

Bless him. Although Lunny played well, he was a point and a half behind McGoldrick.

Garth Crooks - wanker

pommpey

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

Well we got one player in - John Lundstrum - here are the words from our favourite pundit!.
John Lundstram: The Blades are cutting through Premier League teams like cold Sheffield steel. I can't decide whether their latest victims were suffering from pre-Christmas anxiety or just sheer inertia. Brighton were awful and would have been destroyed had VAR not saved them on two occasions.
While Oli McBurnie will get the headlines, and deservedly so having previously struggled to get among the goals in the Premier League, my man of the match was John Lundstram, who has been magnificent for United this season.
When Sheffield United got promotion, they aroused my curiosity. Sitting fifth in the table, they now have my attention.



Blimey 18 matches in and we have now got his attention. Just never seems to be real compliments still.

So Brighton were awful eh, Garth ?

If you did the minimum of research , you would discover that this applies to almost every team we've played this year .

Any thoughts on why that might be the case , or would that be stretching your knowledge and understanding of the game of football a bit too far ?

Smug , self satisfied wage stealing arsehole .

 

[northsomersetblade]

He doesn't sound like he writes.

I'd like to punch him in the nose and throw him down a well.

That would be highly irresponsible as he would block it and cause extra flooding

 

[Grecian2000]

Can't win can he?

Leave all our players out and he's a biased twat.
Select any and it's either the wrong one (and he's a twat) or he picks the right one but doesn't favourably compare them to Pele (and he's a twat).

 

[wizadry]

Garth Crooks is a twat full stop, I’m sick of seeing his big onion neck on this forum to be honest.

 

[Snowman]

No. Cos he’s a twat. He’s only gone and won the biggest twat in the history of twattery Prize as given by the University of Twattersfield following the teachings of Professor A Twat and endowed by Wearetwats Inc manufacturers of miscellaneous aids to Twattery since 1867 and provider of Twats miscellanies to HH Prince Charles and twat.

 

[CoatesyBlade]

Can't win can he?

Leave all our players out and he's a biased twat.
Select any and it's either the wrong one (and he's a twat) or he picks the right one but doesn't favourably compare them to Pele (and he's a twat).

I concur... He's a twat!

 

[Digs blade]

He’s annoying because he didn’t research in the first instance but now he’s trying to squirm his way round us by giving back handed compliments.

“When Sheffield United got promoted they aroused my curiosity”

Yeah of course we did Garth, if you say so

 

[derfblade.3]

 

[Guesty]

Is that curiosity/attention bit from Django Unchained?

 

[knowsnowt]

I hope his eyes explode.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

He's not as deluded as this guy.

 

[FATTYFOULKE]

We aroused his curiosity. Why???

Why did we arouse his curiosity and not Norwich and Villa? What was so special about us that was out of the ordinary?

I swear to god I think he thinks we’re managed by Neil Warnock with Dave Basset as his assistant playing in front of Wimbledon size crowds while we hoof the ball into orbit every chance we get.

..and now we‘ve got his attention?

Well aren’t we honoured. Before we know it he’ll realise it’s reaching the end of 2019 and we don’t play the football of managers long since gone.

We’ve moved on a bit. Just wish he would, preferably into a job he was good at.

 

[shrubbery]

We aroused his curiosity. Why???

Why did we arouse his curiosity and not Norwich and Villa? What was so special about us that was out of the ordinary?

I swear to god I think he thinks we’re managed by Neil Warnock with Dave Basset as his assistant playing in front of Wimbledon size crowds while we hoof the ball into orbit every chance we get.

..and now we‘ve got his attention?

Well aren’t we honoured. Before we know it he’ll realise it’s reaching the end of 2019 and we don’t play the football of managers long since gone.

We’ve moved on a bit. Just wish he would, preferably into a job he was good at.

what the fuck do you think he world actually be good at??? Certainly not playing or commenting on football.

 

[Sabella's Socks]

I'm outraged
It's an outrage
It's outrageous

 

[Russ]

The problem is we are above his beloved Spurs. He’s suffering but trying not to show it.

He will only be happy when we lose!

Lives up to his name. Crook.

 

[pommpey]

We've aroused his curiosity, because we are now fifth in the league.

It's a nice notion but you can see that he's possibly been stood looking at himself in the mirrors in the bogs at BBC before he goes on shaking his head slowly and wondering why he can't talk endlessly about the big six clubs and jizz into a teacup with his fellow pundits. It's reached supercriticality that this shitbox team of basics are now showing their mettle and are forcing themselves to be worthy of his limited attention. He's just a fucking fat failure of a footballer, and a pretty piss poor pundit. The more he makes out he's interested in Sheffield United, the less relevant he and his comments are.

pommpey

 

[pommpey]

The problem is we are above his beloved Spurs. He’s suffering but trying not to show it.

He will only be happy when we lose!

Lives up to his name. Crook.

Spurs?

The ones whose fans make monkey sounds at opposition black players? Ten men? Piece of piss opponents for an unspectacular Chelsea?

I'd like to hear what he's got to say about that. Whilst I am nipping off a length of shit.

pommpey

 

[BerksBlade]

Xmas number 1, right there...

 

[Oreyt]

"When Sheffield United got promotion, they aroused my curiosity."

Who the fuck is he, Scrooge McDuck?

 

[blade67]

Leave all our players out and he's a biased twat.
Select any and it's either the wrong one (and he's a twat) or he picks the right one but doesn't favourably compare them to Pele (and he's a twat).

Agree with all of that. There is a clear pattern. He's a twat

 

[BigBed]

I for one, couldn't give a flying fuck what GARTH CROOKS thinks, neither do I value any opinion he has on anything, he's just an irrelevant cock.
That said, Garth, if you fancy standing in for our Guy Fawkes next year, feel free me owd.

 

[Kev Gee]

Couldn't give a shit what he says tbh.....

We will go about our 'basic' football nicely.

 

[TJ blade]

He’s annoying because he didn’t research in the first instance but now he’s trying to squirm his way round us by giving back handed compliments.

“When Sheffield United got promoted they aroused my curiosity”

Yeah of course we did Garth, if you say so

He's as thick as a bag of Hammer's.

 

[Blend-it-like-Harris]

He's as thick as a bag of Hammer's

West Hammers?