I can't stand it.

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

I feel like a kid at Christmas, when our signings are unwrapped will they be a pair of socks and a Satsuma or a shiny new bike.......

 

[Tony]

It's the Blades, so a box of liquorice allsorts and a packet of hankies from your Aunt Minnie.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

It's the Blades, so a box of liquorice allsorts and a packet of hankies from your Aunt Minnie.

Liquorice Allsorts would only be signed in the Bassett era....

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

A lump of coal!

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

A lump of coal!

 

[Harrisblade]

A lump of coal!

That's what the first footer brings in on New Years Eve

 

[TJB.]

Chris Wilder turns socks and satsumas into iPhones and posh coffee machines.

YHIHF.

 

[GrayBlade]

It's the Blades, so a box of liquorice allsorts and a packet of hankies from your Aunt Minnie.

Luxury!

In my days it’d have been a packet of liquorice allsorts and a box of minnies from your Aunt’s hanky.

 

[bromtom]

CWAK have their ways, like getting Norwood because he knows Alan.

Maybe Knilly had Mbappe at Torquay or summat.

 

[Mad Mick]

Shit wi sugar on. Thatsall we got. You younguns don't know you were born.

 

[raul]

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Tut. Cartoons.

 

[St Annington]

If the Prince wins control it will be f@@k all, presumably he doesn't celebrate Christmas

 

[Manuel Azaña]

The sun shines thru' the windows.
There's a scent of wildflowers on the breeze, I slowly stir from my slumbers,
A gentle sigh I utter,
My eyes slowly grow accustomed to all around me,
Then, I read this thread, realise I must be still logged into Blades Mad?

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

The sun shines thru' the windows.
There's a scent of wildflowers on the breeze, I slowly stir from my slumbers,
A gentle sigh I utter,
My eyes slowly grow accustomed to all around me,
Then, I read this thread, realise I must be still logged into Blades Mad?

In that case, it would be the scent of something other than wildflowers on a breeze?

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

When i asked my dear old mam what we would be getting for dinner,she would reply................"a run round table and a kick at door"

 

[Willie Carlin]

Bit like United! we had so little money when I was a nipper my Christmas Stocking had a hole in it.

 

[Blade58]

I feel like a kid at Christmas, when our signings are unwrapped will they be a pair of socks and a Satsuma or a shiny new bike.......

Wendy scarf

 

[Blade for Sale]

I feel like a kid at Christmas, when our signings are unwrapped will they be a pair of socks and a Satsuma or a shiny new bike.......

Let's hope they're not like John Ebbrell or they'll be broken by boxing day

 

[BushBlade]

Wendy scarf

Softer than Andrex

 

[super_pig]

Softer than Andrex

they should sell wendy bog roll in the club shop.. winner

 

[8lade]

Bit like United! we had so little money when I was a nipper my Christmas Stocking had a hole in it.

I got an empty box and my mum said it was an Action Man deserter.

 

[Blade56]

A sack of ashes

CWAK is making a list
Prince is checking it twice
F**k off too expensive
F**k off too expensive
F**k off too expensive
F**k off too expensive
F**k off too expensive
F**k off too expensive
F**k off too expensive
F**k off too expensive
F**k off too expensive
F**k off too expensive
F**k off too expensive
F**k off too expensive
F**k off too expensive
F**k off too expensive
F**k off too expensive
F**k off too expensive

 

[Blade58]

Why stay tuned?

Fk all happening here

 

[Blade56]

Why stay tuned?

Fk all happening here

You are witnessing grown men crumble

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

That's what the first footer brings in on New Years Eve

Not in our house!

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Just received my weekly Sheffield United newsletter email.
The top stories this week:
1. Book
2. Beer
3. Birds playing football
4. Betis (old news?)
5. Boring Scottish bloke crooning at BL (def old news)

So all is good.

 

[Jon Bon II]

Just received my weekly Sheffield United newsletter email.
The top stories this week:

5. Boring Scottish bloke crooning at BL (def old news)

Apart from the cockney twat isn't Scottish, has never been Scottish and will never be Scottish, no matter what he'd like everyone to believe.