Bladey degrees of separation

[benn5712]

Reyt. You can all shout uncle. Back in t' 80's, a workmate used to turn out for the Blades in the Hatchard league 1970's. Nah den. He said that our best ever player , arguably, was on X hundred pounds per week - then.

 

[LoughboroBlade]

A friend of mine was Brian Deane’s dentist for a few years. He’s apparently “a lovely fella” – didn’t comment on his teeth though...

 

[bladesadviser]

One of TC’s children went to the playgroup that my mum ran in the early 70s. She got his autograph in the Blades diary that I then got for Christmas

 

[Barney]

My dog sniffed the arse of the dog that belongs to Chris Wilder's friends auntie.

 

[GodricBlade]

My dog sniffed the arse of the dog that belongs to Chris Wilder's friends auntie.

Winner so far

 

[sitwell]

Mick Rookers niece uses my unit parking space when she goes to watch Take That at Sheffield arena.

Mick Rooker liked one of my posts

 

[8lade]

Went on the razz with a mate from Newfield School and Jeff Eckhardt, I had a rough stomach and had to go home.
If Jeff looks in on here at all I have some news about our mutual friend, PM for details.

 

[Liverpool blade]

My brother attended bashambauers stag do and subsequent wedding.
Basham’s dad introduced them. My brother and basham’s dad both drive trains.

 

[spongebobblade]

I did some work at Alan Quinn’s father in laws house...,,, he was a diehard pig

 

[Klanger]

I bumped into a Man City fan in the pub last night who is big mates with Kean Bryan

 

[Cerberus Blade]

I own a Sheffield United tie which Kevin McCabe took off his own neck and gave to me.

Is it a noose?

 

[Blade56]

My sons next door neighbour tiled Chris Wilders mums house last year.

 

[Patrick Suffaux]

I know Mitch Ward’s niece. My mate went to school with Billy Sharp and I used to serve Jon Harley regularly when I worked in Tesco years ago. Absolute top bloke for the record.

 

[S64 Blade]

My cat is best mates with Simon Moore’s cat’s auntie.

 

[SittingontheBall]

I was up the World Trade Centre four weeks to the day before a plane crashed into it that had been hijacked by a colleague of the person whose family allegedly lent three million quid to the Blades.

 

[sheffielder]

I had to chase after Craig Alcock when he forgot his receipt at Waitrose on Eccy road

He couldn’t have got that far as you wouldn’t have seen him behind cars. That scary moment when looking for a child

 

[wesleysnipesmen]

Once went to my mates house to find he had Ahmed Fathi sat on the settee having a cuppa

 

[Rufus Smalls]

I played in goal for the local cubs back in the very early 70,s alongside an older school mate called Stewart. He said his dad would give me a few tips at training and he also stood behind the goals on a Saturday morning during the few matches we had giving me encouragement. Took me years to realise that my mates dad was actually ..... Ted Burgin.

 

[Pierre's PC]

I had the good sense to get the fuck out of Stocksbridge, so did Chris Wilder

 

[stringjunior]

My cousin's cousin's best mates dad taught Chris Wilder PE

 

[Melbourne Blade]

I have a handful of really shit ones .

Keith Edwards scored a goal past me when he guest appearsed with my school under 13's team at training.

I used to deliver Derek Dooley's paper.

Kyle Walkers bird lived opposite my folks and he used to talk to my dad regularly..

 

[Wapping Blade]

My wife’s mate knows Wilder’s wife.

 

[Large Mendonca]

My brother played in the same team as Warnock when they were in Chesterfield's development squad in the late 60s. He says he was shit

 

[Large Mendonca]

Also, I once saw David White out running; I was running in the opposite direction in my Blades shorts. We both said a brief "hi".

 

[Inter_blade83]

Just to give bladesince64 summat else to complain about

How tenuous can you get with your link to a blades player or management team?

I'll start us off.

My partner's Mum's best mate is Chris Wilder's wife's Auntie.

One of my mates is THAT guy who invaded the bench away to Northampton and had selfies with wilder as the last few minutes played out.

 

[Inter_blade83]

Played in the same team as beesley and gayle at a charity tournament.

 

[Gateford Blade]

I post on a Blades forum where people I’ve never met also post and some of those people may have relatives or friends who know other people!

And I also bump into Tony Currie every other month or so in Worksop

 

[NuddysGloves]

I used to work in a Premier Inn in Rhyl and one night......

 

[ForgeBlade]

Ugo Ehiogu bought me a pint in Varsity on west st once....on the same night that Billy Sharp bet me a beer that he'd score in the next match (which was against the pigs). He still owes me that pint...I think I'm willing to let it go by now though...

 

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

3 weeks ago I sold my liver on the black market to Richard Stearman.