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[northsomersetblade]

'Ex Wednesday striker grabs brace as brave owls fightback is thwarted'

 

[PokerBlade]

The real travesty is if Slaughter in September gets the nod over The Battle of Tinchy Stryder.

 

[blade too long]

dont worry about it
our 4 goal duster polishes off all the tarnish

 

[ZoneManWilf]

Just another bitter pig.

Standard piggy practice.

Mouth off for weeks about how they are going to batter us.
Practically ignore the result and try to deflect it to other subjects when they don't. Preferably through Sheffield's "premier" media outlet.

 

[nopigfansintown]

The (I think) ex sports editor of the Star who wrote the column last season about how Blades should want the Pigs to win the play offs is at it again.

I'm not going to link to his article because I don't want to generate traffic for him but here's a summary:

Headline:

"Was city of Sheffield the real derby winner - or did aggressive fans tarnish the day?"

No Martin. The real winner was Sheffield United playing brilliant football by 4 fucking goals to 2. There may have been the odd scuffle but nothing that you don't get at any derby game in the country.

"It wasn’t quite revenge for the Boxing Day Massacre but Unitedites are already calling Sunday’s 4-2 win at Hillsborough the ‘slaughter in September.’"

Why even bring a game in 1979 into it? And I would argue a 4 2 away win is pretty impressive given the money they've spent. And why mention the 'slaughter' quote (which I havent heard anywhere) given the context of the article? Hmmm.

"Walking past the Graduate pub just off Tudor Square at around 3pm on Sunday you’d have thought they’d won the Champions League."

Well sorry for celebrating such a great derby win. And who the fuck are "they"? And why focus on our fans in an atricle about trouble breaking out eh? No mention of Pig fans being dicks on Hillsborough corner at all.

I try and defend the Star at times, indeed the report by James Shield was great and Chris Holt got his blog about spot on - but then this happens - sorry but it is The Stir at it's worst.

All the joke threads we did about how the Star would report our win and this twat publishes this piece of shit. I'd say unbelievable but it isn't really from the pen of this wanna be cockwomble.

Mr Smith seems to have missed the vile abuse aimed at our players mentioned in this thread. Particularly the bile aimed at Evans : https://www.s24su.com/forum/index.php?threads/abuse-of-evans-once-again-ignored-by-media.58349/

 

[South London Blade]

27 year old Parson Cross woman with 80 grandkids punched in kidneys by Blades thugs.

Fixed it for you

 

[Bladesman]

The (I think) ex sports editor of the Star who wrote the column last season about how Blades should want the Pigs to win the play offs is at it again.

I'm not going to link to his article because I don't want to generate traffic for him but here's a summary:

Headline:

"Was city of Sheffield the real derby winner - or did aggressive fans tarnish the day?"

No Martin. The real winner was Sheffield United playing brilliant football by 4 fucking goals to 2. There may have been the odd scuffle but nothing that you don't get at any derby game in the country.

"It wasn’t quite revenge for the Boxing Day Massacre but Unitedites are already calling Sunday’s 4-2 win at Hillsborough the ‘slaughter in September.’"

Why even bring a game in 1979 into it? And I would argue a 4 2 away win is pretty impressive given the money they've spent. And why mention the 'slaughter' quote (which I havent heard anywhere) given the context of the article? Hmmm.

"Walking past the Graduate pub just off Tudor Square at around 3pm on Sunday you’d have thought they’d won the Champions League."

Well sorry for celebrating such a great derby win. And who the fuck are "they"? And why focus on our fans in an atricle about trouble breaking out eh? No mention of Pig fans being dicks on Hillsborough corner at all.

I try and defend the Star at times, indeed the report by James Shield was great and Chris Holt got his blog about spot on - but then this happens - sorry but it is The Stir at it's worst.

All the joke threads we did about how the Star would report our win and this twat publishes this piece of shit. I'd say unbelievable but it isn't really from the pen of this wanna be cockwomble.

That’s about right for The Star.

Danny incoming in 3 2 1....

 

[Roygbiv]

Bitter bastard

 

[sitwell]

Mr Smith seems to have missed the vile abuse aimed at our players mentioned in this thread. Particularly the bile aimed at Evans : https://www.s24su.com/forum/index.php?threads/abuse-of-evans-once-again-ignored-by-media.58349/

Why should the players have been forced to run that gauntlet ? Where were South Yorkshires finest then ?

 

[S1blade]

"Injury-crisis-hit United remain outside automatic promotion spots."

 

[FTPE]

I love it!!
Moooooooore!!!

 

[Bladesway]

Is this your first visit to the site??

Sorry should have read Beeston shouldn't it?

 

[Sheffsteel]

Don’t take it to heart.

Some journalists are asked to be a little controversial, report from a different angle to create discussion.

He’ll be showing his bosses this thread and getting congratulated for doing a good job.
Martin Smith probably isn’t bothered about either team.

 

[The Crab]

That’s about right for The Star.

Danny incoming in 3 2 1....

Whatever you think of who Danny04 works for, he comes on here and takes his licks.

Martin Smith's article just sounds like bitter pig crap. Very poor.

 

[The Crab]

It'll be edged in black, the headline will be 'WAWAW', and David Hirst and Terry Curran will be on page 3.

Minutes silence at 11?

 

[RammyBlade]

'Sheffield Wednesday F*cked It Up Again'

No? Ah well, please yersens.

That would be my favourite !

 

[veganblade]

'A day 2-4 get for ill-omened Owls'

 

[The Crab]

Or begging to keep his job!

Why would he beg? The pay off will buy a lot of Pastel Da Nata's

 

[grafikhaus]

Didn't see the match live because I was at work, but was following on social media. It was a tidy finish, but I was expecting some 30 yard screamer for the way I saw pigs fans going off about it.

Fleck's goal was my favourite. 3 minutes, 24 yards, speed of shot 63 mph. Not bad for a pub team...

 

[S64 Blade]

"Walking past the Graduate pub just off Tudor Square at around 3pm on Sunday you’d have thought they’d won the Champions League."

They do keep telling us how great they are and how they are such a massive club. In which case, if that is true, then the celebrations are warranted?

 

[Ferenc Blade]

Sorry should have read Beeston shouldn't it?

Beeston born liverpool supporting now a bllade man...that covers it I think!

 

[Carlton Blade]

Yorkshire play Essex in bid to retain Division 1 status. Local teams excite in six goal thriller - see page 54 for details. Paper stops at page 53

 

[Top Cat]

La masacre del veinticuatro de Septiembre

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

La masacre del veinticuatro de Septiembre

Bouncing Day Massacre will do.

 

[stringer]

Martin Smith probably isn’t bothered about either team.

Manchester United fan

 

[itsinyerblood]

Fleck's goal was my favourite. 3 minutes, 24 yards, speed of shot 63 mph. Not bad for a pub team...

Agree with that grafikhaus.....top goal from Duffy as it finished the game off, but Fleck's free kick set us up brilliantly. It had quality written all over it, just wish he'd shoot more often as he's clearly in possession of a fierce shot. A fabulous way to start the game, added to which Fleck had signed a new 4-year contract with the Blades, life's pretty sweet for a Blade these days! UTMB!!!

 

[Sean Thornton]

Woodhorpe Woman's shed broken into. Nothing stolen.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Or

On this day in1979, there were only 93 days to go before the Boxing Day Massacre

 

[niktheblade]

I particularly like the fact he has posted a tweet in the article from someone named "Sea Salt Jerry" to somehow backup his facts. What compounds this utter nonsense is that old Jezza himself only said that he had "heard a lot of violence happened" so it must be true.

Although it could be one of the 5658 adverts on the page

 

[stringer]

No headlines, lads. We're in a two-week mourning period and can only wear black (or blue, of course)