Most unusual thing you ever took to the match?

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I'm talking about things you really shouldn't have had on your person, but did, for some reason, on entering the ground?

For me, it was a day back in 1972. (I know some of you weren't born then - but that doesn't matter - you can imagine it - Sheffield's not changed that much - but everything was cheaper then and it was all in black and white).

I'd just returned from *eeds, after spending a week at my big Bro's house, during the August school holidays. I arrived into Pond Street on the X32, with my rucksack on my back, filled with my sleeping bag, pyjamas and a T-square in my hand. (A T-square was "essential kit" that all kids had back in the 70's for doing "Technical Drawing" at school. I never owned one and I was due to study Tech Drawing from September, so my big Bro kindly gave me his old one).

As I got off the bus and made my way to platform A, (hoping to see Pond Street Nora - who I had a special relationship with) I saw loads of United fans heading to the match. I didn't even realise there was a match on! I had a dilemma now. I'd not got time to go home and drop my stuff off, so I decided to go straight to the game.

I marched up the steps to the kop with rucksack on back and T-Square in hand and was stopped by two coppers.

""What have you got in the bag?" said the first copper, pointing to my rucksack. I explained I'd got my sleeping bag and pyjamas. They looked totally confused. Then the next copper said,

"What do you think you're going to do with that?" pointing to the T-square.

"Technical Drawing" I said, innocently.

They thought I was taking the piss at first but then they realised I was from Derbyshire,(strong in the arm and weak in the head) and told me I couldn't take those things in the ground.

They took them off me and told me they'd leave them at the club shop, which was a little place on the corner of Cherry Street back then.

I watched the match (can't remember who it was now) but all the time I was worried that I'd not get my rucksack and T-square back afterwards.

In the end it all turned out alright. I got my rucksack and T-square back - and most importantly, the Blades won!

(And I got a "C" for Tech drawing a year later).
 



A Frog........Ok, she was my girlfriend at the time, but she did look like a frog.
 
Decided to wear fancy dress for the last game of the season a few years back (at home) after a hefty session the night before.

So a vicar's costume is the weirdest thing I've taken to a match.
 
A pair of chest high rubber fishing waders I'd just bought from decathlon. The security guys on the gate looked in the bag and gave a strange look and a nod as if to say its another of those rubber fetish freaks, quite normal round here, let him in
 
A box of fish fingers at Grimsby. Got thrown out for throwing them at the home supporters. As I got led out saw St. John's washing bread crumbs out of a blokes eyes. Oh happy days.
 



A pair of football boots , the lad bought em in Meadowhall , before the game ,
Got in no,problem ,
but they took the spanner ( no not the son ) you use to take off the studs off me at Manchester airport .
 
A copy of Mayfair.

My mate nicked it off his elder brother and handed it me on the way to the ground. I was 14 and no way was it getting chucked away, that was coming home with me. ( this was pre Internet you have to understand)
In 1986 bought the copy of Penthouse with naked Madonna pictures in from a newsagents in town while on my way to the game. Stuffed it down the sleeve of my coat. Might have had a sneaky look at half time.
 
In 1986 bought the copy of Penthouse with naked Madonna pictures in from a newsagents in town . .
No shit! Which newsagents did she cloth-off in?

Nearest I ever got to that was spying Pond Street Nora taking off one of her many sweaters next to the old threepenny bit in Pond Street, one balmy September evening in 1974... Don't think it ever made the 'Reader's Bag-women' section in Hustle though. :(
 



I'm talking about things you really shouldn't have had on your person, but did, for some reason, on entering the ground?

For me, it was a day back in 1972. (I know some of you weren't born then - but that doesn't matter - you can imagine it - Sheffield's not changed that much - but everything was cheaper then and it was all in black and white).

I'd just returned from *eeds, after spending a week at my big Bro's house, during the August school holidays. I arrived into Pond Street on the X32, with my rucksack on my back, filled with my sleeping bag, pyjamas and a T-square in my hand. (A T-square was "essential kit" that all kids had back in the 70's for doing "Technical Drawing" at school. I never owned one and I was due to study Tech Drawing from September, so my big Bro kindly gave me his old one).

As I got off the bus and made my way to platform A, (hoping to see Pond Street Nora - who I had a special relationship with) I saw loads of United fans heading to the match. I didn't even realise there was a match on! I had a dilemma now. I'd not got time to go home and drop my stuff off, so I decided to go straight to the game.

I marched up the steps to the kop with rucksack on back and T-Square in hand and was stopped by two coppers.

""What have you got in the bag?" said the first copper, pointing to my rucksack. I explained I'd got my sleeping bag and pyjamas. They looked totally confused. Then the next copper said,

"What do you think you're going to do with that?" pointing to the T-square.

"Technical Drawing" I said, innocently.
A Stanley Knife


They thought I was taking the piss at first but then they realised I was from Derbyshire,(strong in the arm and weak in the head) and told me I couldn't take those things in the ground.

They took them off me and told me they'd leave them at the club shop, which was a little place on the corner of Cherry Street back then.

I watched the match (can't remember who it was now) but all the time I was worried that I'd not get my rucksack and T-square back afterwards.

In the end it all turned out alright. I got my rucksack and T-square back - and most importantly, the Blades won!

(And I got a "C" for Tech drawing a year later).



A pair of goldfish
 

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