Caption Competition

[Kenilworth]

Since there is no football until next Saturday I thought we'd have a little caption compo.

Here's a pic from 1902 of William Henry Foulke.
I believe BornOnShoreham took it

 

[billyblademan]

Is he saying something along the lines of:

"Somebody mark the man at near post!" I agree with this

 

[CarlingBlade]

"Paddy the buffet is that way, race you!!"

 

[derfblade]

"Let's twist again, like we did last summer"

 

[GrayBlade]

"Stop booing, I've seen the future!

Yes I might be 6 stone overweight and unfit, but in just over a century from now, United fans would sell their grannies for a keeper as good as me!"

 

[sitwell]

And the crowd sang 'Trousers from Army stores'

 

[Karaoke Blade]

'Look at that daft twat in the Bramall Lane End, he's not wearing a flat cap'

 

[UnitedBlade]

Where the fuck is the Zone Man ?

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Hey you in the blue and white shirt! Fuck off, and when you get there fuck off from there as well, and keep fucking off until you get back here, so I can tell you to fuck off again!

 

[Jonboy60]

"Yes, I ate all the pies, your next."

 

[INTERUNITED]

Since there is no football until next Saturday I thought we'd have a little caption compo.

Here's a pic from 1902 of William Henry Foulke.
I believe BornOnShoreham took it

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"You might laugh now, but in 120 years there will be a successful music producer called Simon Cowell who will dress exactly the same as me"

 

[Pierre's PC]

You think I'm a fat cunt? Look over there, Nads has yet another pasty in his gob!

 

[dublin 10 blade]

Oi Evans , leave some for me ya fat twat .

 

[BushBlade]

Think I'm fat? Wait til we sign Higdon.

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

"The off topic board is that way!"

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

"I'm a little teapot, short and stout..."

 

[prince albert]

No i am not posting on s24su any more i am over there on bladesmad

 

[Deaneandagana]

"Have you seen the state of this pitch, its an absolute disgrace. I've heard Desso are very competitively priced!"

 

[Sean Thornton]

"Me. I ate all the pies"

 

[dublin 10 blade]

No i am not posting on s24su any more i am over there on bladesmad

Just saying like .

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

"Oi,Hammond. Yes you you cunt. Bottle another tackle and i`ll rip your head off and piss down the hole. And while I`m at it,Long,you sad sack of shit. Watch and learn."

 

[blade too long]

get me some more of these jogging bottoms from Harringtons

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

'Oi, someone send a carrier pigeon to Greggs with a message to tell em Nade's not to eat all the steak bakes as i want 6 fa mesen loike'

 

[sitwell]

Ha shouldn't have headed that , them caseys don't half cane if you catch it on your nose.

 

[Bladesthorpe]

I'm on that 5-2 diet, 5 years on 2 mins off.

 

[Snowman]

Ah A A Ah Stayin alive, stayin alive.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

"Oi! Ball! Fuck Off that way!!
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[Harry's Game]

Since there is no football until next Saturday I thought we'd have a little caption compo.

Here's a pic from 1902 of William Henry Foulke.
I believe BornOnShoreham took it

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"I'm William Henry Foulkes or as Pinchy likes to call me, 'The Chelsea Player' "

 

[Bladepicker]

Pre Ball Boys so I'd guess at:

"you can go and fetch that fucker you useless twat"

 

[wizadry]

"Oi! Ball! Fuck Off that way!!

That must've hurt his knee?