You Know You're a Blade when...

[SRBlade]

You debate in your head for weeks the merits of going to Coventry away on a Tuesday night, everything and everybody is telling you not to bother. It's expensive, you'll be against the clock, roadworks on the M1 at 5pm are an absolute nightmare but have a nagging feeling in your head and say 'oh fcuk it, i'm going, this could be the game fans talk about for years to come'.

Brilliance!

I just sorted my holidays for work, 1 week off is the week we play Blackpool away on a tuesday! can't wait!

Just a shame Cardiff moved stadium, otherwise i'd have loved to go to ninian park on the tuesday!

 

[shorehamview]

When you turn down a free ticket to the Sty for the away end, offered without strings attached by a mate who supports Wendy's opposition that day (Everton in this case), because the only way you'll enter that shithole is to watch the Blades.

Turning down a ticket for the Euros seemed a little bit excessive. But only for about two seconds. It's still a shithole, even when it's a neutral shithole.

 

[La_Blade]

You know you're a Blade when walking round Asda with the missus a week or so before you're first son is born, and she asks :
"What'll you do if he turns out a We******y fan?"

And you reply loudly

"That'll NEVER happen, anyway I'd rather he be a poof than a piggy fan"
Then you both turn the corner at the end of the aisle to se the BIGGEST bloke you've ever seen in a Wendy shirt and he's kind of glaring and snarling at you. And you instinctively say to him
"Unlucky pal" :thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

I honestly thought I was going to die in that Asda !

 

[Eggman1889]

Your mate that lives five doors down the road knows that the Blades have scored against Derby, because he can hear you cheering, even though you are both inside your houses!

 

[Samantha]

You give customers at work a hard time 'cos you know they're a grunter.

You make sure that your Blades chain is on full show at work when you know you're serving a grunter, and you say "no - you can't have a discount".

... and it happened yesterday. He had his pig shirt on, and his kids had pig shirts on. They ended up storming out 'cos I wouldn't give them the discount they wanted.

Bliss.

 

[Selly]

Your motto is

"They'll b*gger it up eventually"