Would you rather

[Bruce Wayne]

1. Blades go up and lose to Wendy 4-0 twice next season
2. Blades stay down and win the lottery
3. Blades stay down and let Jennifer Aniston cum on your face

 

[SteveBlade]

2

I'm rich, I can get equally attractive females. I can wait another year for the Blades to go up whilst I listen to the games from my yacht somewhere around the south of France.

 

[DifferentClass]

I'd rather Blades go up and win the lottery but you didn't list that as an option...

 

[sladeblade]

No 2 Always

 

[Bruce Wayne]

No 2 Always

I didn't say how much or how many numbers.

 

[Bayingblade]

2 for me too. Set the family up, I will watch the blades regardless of where they are. Pigs are irrelevant

 

[Th!stledo]

1. Blades go up and lose to Wendy 4-0 twice next season
2. Blades stay down and win the lottery
3. Blades stay down and let Jennifer Aniston cum on your face

Option 1 has as much chance of happening as me becoming the Pope.
Option 2 are we talking 3 numbers and £25 or Millions?
Option 3 You really need to cut down time on the porn sites ... if only for the sake of your eyesight.

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

As someone who has both won the lottery and enjoyed Jennifer sitting on my face I couldn't give a fuck.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

As someone who has both won the lottery and enjoyed Jennifer sitting on my face I couldn't give a fuck.

Just missing the Blades smashing the title then.

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

Just missing the Blades smashing the title then.

Yep. That's why it matters to me.
The other things are done and dusted.

 

[Ricky]

Number 2.

Then out of guilt I'd give United the money to ensure we get promoted next season anyway with a team even better than this one. But I would insist on some black pace.

 

[BigBed]

Blades go up the day I win the lottery and then wake up with Jenny sat on my face!?

 

[Esablade]

I won the Sheffield lottery every time I watch the Blades

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Number 2.

Then out of guilt I'd give United the money to ensure we get promoted next season anyway with a team even better than this one. But I would insist on some black pace.

A free lucky dip wouldn't buy much black pace.

 

[Fanny magnet]

4 exit thread

 

[super_pig]

4 exit thread

might have picked three given a better option
if i won the euromillions we'd be up next year anyway

 

[JordoBlade]

2 and anyone who says they wouldn't choose that option or bare faced liars. Although it would be absolutely brilliant for Jen to cum on my face. I might be tempted to go for that if I could stick my finger up her bum whilst she's doing it. Cold shower time.