Would it be possible for a Wednesdayite to infiltrate our forum?

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mark hones said:
What's the point of this thread full stop? Nowt but an embarrassing "I'm a bigger Blade than you" post intimating that anyone who doesn't agree with your excessively happy posts must be a Pig. Truly cringeworthy.
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Apologies to all if it appears like that. Poor thread.

Wish I was excessively happy with the team at the moment though, that would rekindle feelings I've not had since Bassett's United.
 
This is the greatest thread of all time on this board. The OP asks a very relevent question that we have all thought about in the small hours.

It would be pretty hard for anyone to infiltrate this board, imagine for a second if you will, the difficulty of choosing a user name AND password along with a valid email address. Madness I tell thee!

10/10 would read again
 
SwissBlade said:
Found one!
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Pigtastic Swiss! How'd yer do that? Does the scent get as far as.....wherever you happen to be?

There are many things I worry about in this life, impending mortality, hair loss, erectile dysfunction.....but top of that list has to be, P-Day, when pigs infiltrate and cause the once great traditions of this forum to fall apart because they've planned to corrupt the honour of a once great badge and red and white stripes.

Never mind Farage and his band of merry xenophobes, it's the hordes of trotters we need to keep away from our innocents. Lock up yer daughters, protect yer children, the bacon's heading this way and it means business!
 
Lane Ender said:
That was the last thing on my mind that night it was on top we were outnumbered plenty.

But pigs celebrated like they'd won the FA Cup
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U You should have worn a silk scarf on each wrist , that would have seen them on there trotters , as i was once told you can make a silk scarf out of a SOWS ear .
 
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OK - its me. I did it. Woody threatened me with an evening with Jim Phipps and the accounts or a game of truth or dare with McCabe and I cracked. I was going to come on here as the Pitsmoor Fowl or Jonny Fantom but a friend from Barnsley said you might spot that so I used an on-line name generator and this one seemed appropriate - then the whole story fell into place - can't go to Bramall Lane because I am abroad etc. It was easy.

Too easy. Sadly in my attempts to blend in undercover I had to actually read stuff about SUFC and curb my bigotries. I even started to recognise that the club is better run than SWFC with a much more interesting Fan base and history. In short, after two weeks I found I was going native. Caught myself singing the GCB song after a night on the beer and there was no stopping it. My former friends started to disassociate themselves from me and I found that life was much better. My English improved and I found words with more than 1 syllable and people with a brain that I could actually talk to.Then one drunken evening I paid for bladesplayer and I knew there was no turning back, but that I would have to turn myself in and throw myself on the mercy of the blades fans. That or move to Chesterfield with a new identity.There you have it - all praise to the Pigfinder General. :p
 
Cyprus Blade said:
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OK - its me. I did it. Woody threatened me with an evening with Jim Phipps and the accounts or a game of truth or dare with McCabe and I cracked. I was going to come on here as the Pitsmoor Fowl or Jonny Fantom but a friend from Barnsley said you might spot that so I used an on-line name generator and this one seemed appropriate - then the whole story fell into place - can't go to Bramall Lane because I am abroad etc. It was easy.
:p
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Stockholm syndrome, know locally as 'waking up and smelling the ..... Pig'.
 
Granddad used to be on OK pig on the old message board. But even he got wound up and went off on one and flounced off like a lady-pig.
 
Pierre's PC said:
This is the greatest thread of all time on this board. The OP asks a very relevent question that we have all thought about in the small hours.

It would be pretty hard for anyone to infiltrate this board, imagine for a second if you will, the difficulty of choosing a user name AND password along with a valid email address. Madness I tell thee!

10/10 would read again
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He was just having a snidey pop at me
thinly veiled as a thread topic
 
Silent Blade said:
You are thinking of Roger Wylde who was a Blade fan that played for Wendy. Tommy Tynan is a Liverpool lad that signed for Liverpool before moving to Wendy and then played for about 6 other clubs, notably Plymouth and Newport
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Roger Wylde isn't a Blades fan Silent. Think he's now at Chesterfield FC (physio).
 
It's not just Manure and Liverpool fans who are plastic. You can always spot a pig because they have the bravado of a champions league team and/only because they stupidly listened to their dad on how massive they are.
 

I have taken the time to put together an artists impression for you woody! If any South Barnsley fan dare to infiltrate the world of S24SU, I am pretty certain this is what they would look like!

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Silent Blade said:
He grew up being a Blades fan before playing for Wendy. It has been said in the Green Un quite a few times. Ask any Wendy fan who knows Rodger well
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well well, Rodger Wylde - we bought his VW Golf Driver when he signed for Porto (think that was them) - and here's me thinking the wife had got a car from a piggy and all the time he was a Blade.

UTB
 
Blades, answer me this. Would we be able to spot the spelling mistakes that typing with trotters would produce? No matter how dainty the porcine movements those trotters would show..
 
Canterbury Blade said:
Blades, answer me this. Would we be able to spot the spelling mistakes that typing with trotters would produce? No matter how dainty the porcine movements those trotters would show..
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But what if the Blade was dyslexic?

Be a shitter being labeled a gip.
 
I know this thread is aimed at me so hands up I admit it. Over the last 30 years I have attended 100's of blades games, bought shirts and posted numerous messages on blades forums to put you into a false sense of security for this epic moment.

The blades are rubbish



HAHHHHA YESSSSSSS!!!! take that you fucking suckers!!!!!!
 
No it's clearly me. I'm a female relatively new member and as such an outsider. Shit I'm starting to get paranoid myself now...
 
Jehovah said:
I know this thread is aimed at me so hands up I admit it. Over the last 30 years I have attended 100's of blades games, bought shirts and posted numerous messages on blades forums to put you into a false sense of security for this epic moment. take that you fucking suckers!!!!!!
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Ah but I have witnessed you scoring a penalty at Bramall Lane and you have played with my lad ;)

Well, when I say with, I mean against.
 
Kenilworth said:
Ah but I have witnessed you scoring a penalty at Bramall Lane and you have played with my lad ;)

Well, when I say with, I mean against.
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I know, didnt you see the smoke coming off my feet!
 

I used to be like the half dozen or so posters on here who find the silver lining in every cloud
I would become embroiled in heated arguments with posters who I saw as wind up merchants just out to get on the nerves of the loyal die hard blades like me

I would take it personally when someone criticised the running of the team/club or the intentions of the chairman

The difference then was we were in a period of relative success on our way up ton the premier league to mix it with the big boys

The subsequent fall from grace and the position we are in now is all down to a miserly attitude towards strengthening the team after Bryan pisshead Robson wasted the only real money we've ever spent

Ever since then everything's been done on the cheap
even Blackwell would have got us up if beattie hadn't been sold

So forgive me if I seem a bit a bit cynical but up until the Maguires sale I was still pretty optimistic but that killed that stone dead and I've seen nothing since to suggest any change in attitude at boardroom level
 
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