Worst n0.19 since 1999

[Darren]

It's a big field...

 

[shorehamview]

Craig Beattie all day long. What a fucking useless meatsack he is. He looks like someone's shoehorned fifteen stone of shite into a football kit, and watching him play was as exciting as watching snails shag. He may have had some success in Scotland, but as other players we have signed from the Scottish leagues have proved, most of it's on a level with the Rotherham And District Under 12 Girls' League, except for some of the players at the two sectarian twat clubs. But not Anthony Stokes, or Craig Beattie , the Loathsome Loanees.

In fact, where's the voting for Players You'd Happily See Fed To The Crocodiles? And where's my crocodile smiley gone?

 

[sheffielder]

Jordan Stewart surely! I think Beattie gets the blame because of his name and because 'hoofy' Blackwell decided on match day at Wembley the best tactic was to pump it up to him at every opportunity.

 

[Darren]

Bumping this....

 

[lawlessdan]

Craig Beattie for me. I bloody hated him

 

[Elsecar_Blade]

If Jordan Stewart does not win this one, there is something wrong. Beattie was gash but he showed one moment of quality when he scored one goal (I forget who it was against, help me out Darren). Stewart plumbed new levels of ineptitude every time he played. I'll never forgetting him going for a volley in front of the South Stand to hoof it clear, missing it with his foot, hitting it with his knee and the ball smashing him in the face and trickling out for a throw. It was embarrassing. Get Jordan Stewart voted for peeps!