Who will be the first of our players..............

[Snowman]

1..........to be front page news "Premiership Ace in shame of three in a bed romp" and why?

I'm going for Bash caught in a sting scoring unlicensed vaping product.

2..........to get the first premiership red card and why?

I'm going for Fleck following a perfectly fair tackle on any of the premiership pretty boy show ponies. Bash a close second for a two footed lunge on the ref caused by unlicensed vaping material.

 

[Jon P]

1. I'm not sure we have anyone in the squad who get's up to these kind of antics anymore...news coming out of Vegas has been few and far between!
2. Bash for pulling back Vardy, last man, straight red.

 

[BigBed]

Dwight Gayle

 

[bromtom]

1. None of the current lot I wouldn't think. It'd have to be a transfer.

2. Baldock, 2 yellows for a couple of spicy tackles on Salah.

 

[dazzlingblade]

1 Knill
2 Knill

feckin nuisance that bloke

 

[Brian Blessed]

I wouldn't feel any shame whatsoever if I had a 3 in a bed romp. Well, as long as I was the only bloke and we weren't related

 

[mattbianco1]

Pretty sure Ched Evans has completed No.1

 

[McGrath]

Club players in drunken singing shocker, fans stunned.

The Suns expert in oversationalised football non-stories says "this is a national disgrace, footballers should act responsibly and not drink at all. It's totally unprofessional and Sheffield United fans deserve better"

 

[gavtheblade]

Foul with intent.

 

[Snowman]

Pretty sure Ched Evans has completed No.1

Thought that was only two and three watching?

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Hendo, he’s the only one young enough.

 

[Topplayersleave]

I'm wondering how many minutes of the first game it'll be before the worst refereeing decision of all time welcomes us to the Prem

 

[Liverpool blade]

Stearman 4 pack of ale found in his kit bag at half time during the first game of the season. UTMB

 

[GrayBlade]

We’ve moved on now. We let McCabe personally provide all the toe curling moments so that the players can focus on lesser stuff like robbing banks with a naked asylum seeker driving the getaway car.

 

[steve26272]

1. I'm not sure we have anyone in the squad who get's up to these kind of antics anymore...news coming out of Vegas has been few and far between!

Yes all very quiet....
Maybe that’s a smoke screen and they’ve all gone to the Tora Bora cave system courtesy of our mystery £3m backer?