Who dunnit?

[Boxer Blade]

Just a short tale to finish off my brilliant weekend. Earlier today my wife pointed out that somebody had thrown a newspaper, a beer can and a plastic bottle in our front garden, something I get angry about and always wish I could catch the bastards in the act, the odd thing is the paper was neatly folded with the can and bottle layed on top, cue me saying the bastards have placed it there, as if making it tidy is ok, anyhow I forgot about it until earler this evening and went to clear it up only to find the paper was Thursdays telegraph witha picture of the blades as champions, the can was a (empty) can of red and white stripped "blades" lager and the plastic bottle was a fruit drink with word "proud" on it! How good is that? The problem now is who did it? Someone from the boozer late on? after returning from mkd? Come on, own up! What a great way to end the weekend, will be another memory I will speak of in years to come, utb

 

[SteveBlade]

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Did Gandalf appear holding Harry Potter in a headlock?

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

 

[s4-blade]

Just a short tale to finish off my brilliant weekend. Earlier today my wife pointed out that somebody had thrown a newspaper, a beer can and a plastic bottle in our front garden, something I get angry about and always wish I could catch the bastards in the act, the odd thing is the paper was neatly folded with the can and bottle layed on top, cue me saying the bastards have placed it there, as if making it tidy is ok, anyhow I forgot about it until earler this evening and went to clear it up only to find the paper was Thursdays telegraph witha picture of the blades as champions, the can was a (empty) can of red and white stripped "blades" lager and the plastic bottle was a fruit drink with word "proud" on it! How good is that? The problem now is who did it? Someone from the boozer late on? after returning from mkd? Come on, own up! What a great way to end the weekend, will be another memory I will speak of in years to come, utb

Without wishing to be boring, it was probably your wife.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Just a short tale to finish off my brilliant weekend. Earlier today my wife pointed out that somebody had thrown a newspaper, a beer can and a plastic bottle in our front garden, something I get angry about and always wish I could catch the bastards in the act, the odd thing is the paper was neatly folded with the can and bottle layed on top, cue me saying the bastards have placed it there, as if making it tidy is ok, anyhow I forgot about it until earler this evening and went to clear it up only to find the paper was Thursdays telegraph witha picture of the blades as champions, the can was a (empty) can of red and white stripped "blades" lager and the plastic bottle was a fruit drink with word "proud" on it! How good is that? The problem now is who did it? Someone from the boozer late on? after returning from mkd? Come on, own up! What a great way to end the weekend, will be another memory I will speak of in years to come, utb

Wilder.

 

[BigBed]

Maybe you've got a magic hat too!!!!!?????!!!!!

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Just a short tale to finish off my brilliant weekend.

I think I heard your missus telling a similar story earlier BB.
She said something about having had a great weekend and was going to finish it off with a short tale.....

 

[silver blade]

That's nothing before I got married & while still living with my parents, on the way home from my girlfriends I had to somehow dispose of a used condom, I used to throw it over the fence of a owls fan, there it would catch on a branch & hang from the tree for all to see, I understand people do the same with dog shit these days, so you are lucky just having a can & newspaper.