What commentators really mean when they say..

[DifferentClass]

"Just lacking that little bit of quality in the final third"

Everyone up front is shite

Heard a lot last season.

 

[mcbladeface]

"they just need to be a bit more clinical"

- couldn't hit a barn door

 

[Racing Blade]

'He managed to get his shot away'

He shot

 

[Rufus Smalls]

There was contact, he's entitled to go down.

He went to ground.

“Diving twat” to everyone watching.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

"Have a proud history" = "Been shit for ages."

Wasn't thinking of anyone in particular!

 

[BladeByChoice]

“Diving twat” to everyone watching.

He drew the foul = fucking cheating bastard, but I’m such a spineless cunt I won’t call him out

He won the penalty = fucking cheating bastard, but I’m such a spineless cunt I won’t call him out

 

[mattbianco1]

Why do commentators say - "He just about kept it out?". If it didn't go in, he kept it out

Then you have Peter Drury who insists on saying a players full name when he shoots... "Gilchrist to Souttar, brings it forward, inside to O'Hare. Left to Hamer, flicked in to Campbell who lays it of back to KIEFFER ROBERTO FRANCISCO MOORE!!!!"

He's just done it again..

"Rice through to Martinelli, and GABRIEL MARTINELLLIIIIII"

 

[DifferentClass]

He's just done it again..

"Rice through to Martinelli, and GABRIEL MARTINELLLIIIIII"

Thank fuck Brian Eno never became a footballer.

 

[straight_outta_compton]

My favourite is: "he struck that shot too well" = blazed it over the bar into row ZZ!

 

[Ecco1889]

Wand of a left foot=left footed