Weerz choon for McAtee?

[DifferentClass]

Surely one of the many Ivor Novello winners on this forum can crank one out.

 

[S64 Blade]

Something to Dy-na-mi-tee by Miss Dynamite.

 

[jono_t2000]

Jimmy's on a run
Jimmy's on a run
Another defender been undone
He sat them on their bum

(To the tune of Janie's got a gun)

 

[Superblades]

Agadoo:

Mcatee tee tee, runs down the fucking line,
Mcatee tee tee, scores a goal for the Blades.
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing we’re off to Premier League.

It’s a start anyway….

 

[LudlamBlade]

We've got McAtee
He came on loan from Man City

To Sister Sledge.

That's all I've got

 

[GodricBlade]

Agadoo:

Mcatee tee tee, runs down the fucking line,
Mcatee tee tee, scores a goal for the Blades.
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing we’re off to Premier League.

It’s a start anyway….

Can I offer some help here?
It is a start, as you say.
To help it along, might I suggest keeping the 2 ‘McAtee’s’ (they’re very, very good) and chuck the rest of the words away.
Then find another tune & choose some different words - some of which rhyme - and add them to the 2 retained McAtees (they’re still very, very good).
Bob’s your Uncle.

 

[Rodley]

What about something to Little Arrows by Leapy Lee?

Anything to a classic from the 1950s and 60s hit parade is bound to capture the imagination of the younger Blades singers.

 

[Superblades]

Can I offer some help here?
It is a start, as you say.
To help it along, might I suggest keeping the 2 ‘McAtee’s’ (they’re very, very good) and chuck the rest of the words away.
Then find another tune & choose some different words - some of which rhyme - and add them to the 2 retained McAtees (they’re still very, very good).
Bob’s your Uncle.

I was expecting a slating for that effort and you’ve not disappointed.

 

[wavy-blade]

Abba Waterloo

McAtee we got him on loan from man city​

McAtee we got him on loan from Man City ​

Repeat!!

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

I've been wandering around the house all night
Wondering what the hell to do
Yeah, I'm trying to concentrate, but
All I can think of is you, yeah
Well, the phone don't ring 'cause my friends ain't home
I'm tired of being all alone
Got the TV on 'cause the radio's playing
Songs that remind me of you
Baby, when you're gone
I realize I'm in love
Days go on and on
And the nights just seem so long
Even food don't taste that good
Drink ain't doing what it should
Things just feel so wrong
Baby, when you're gone



That's not a McAtee song btw, just the lyrics to Mel C and Bryan Adams.

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

Can’t we just change James McAtee for MGW in the song created for him? In fact it could become our go to song for loan players we love who bugger off again at the end of the season. Shame to put loads of work in for just five months use

 

[GodricBlade]

Abba Waterloo

McAtee we got him on loan from man city​

McAtee we got him on loan from Man City ​

Repeat!!

2nd line option…

McAtee - want to buy him, can’t afford the fee

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

He's our midfielder,
He's our 28,
Scoring goals in the red and white,
On a loan from man city
and he goes by the name of macatee


You know the tune.

 

[stringjunior]

Listen, can you all go away and make sure all the syllables in the new lyrics match those from the original lyrics.
If they don't, go away and try again.

 

[Cappy]

Don’t usually bother thinking up songs. And this is why…

We’ve got super Jimmy Macca
He is exactly what we need
Scoring goals for fun
Puts defenders on their bum
Taking Blades to the premier league

 

[Snowflake]

Agadoo:

Mcatee tee tee, runs down the fucking line,
Mcatee tee tee, scores a goal for the Blades.
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing we’re off to Premier League.

It’s a start anyway….

...but perhaps not a good start ?

 

[Foxy]

[temporarily doesn’t avoid the thread like the plague]

Floodlights shining bright above you,
Shoreham streeters seem to whisper “siddarn you”,
We’re heading to the Premier League,
With the help of little Maaac Atee

 

[pommpey]

Mac-a-tee, tee-tee
He came over from Citee
Mac-a-tee, tee-tee
He's as tall as Mini-me

Mac-a-tee, tee-tee
Going back to Man Citee
Mac-a-tee, tee-tee
Cos we haven't got much ambition to sign such a player of high calibre and potential, given the current transfer situation and change of ownership of which we have no details.

Needs some work

pommpey

 

[Houso]

McAtee
James McAtee, James McAtee,
McAteeeeeeeeeeee
James McAtee, James McAtee.

To the tune of Memory, the Susan Boyle version. Absolute banger.

 

[Wards]

McAtee, McAtee,
Having our pants down,
McAtee, McAtee,
Having our pants down,
Should he return, back to Citeeee?
Course he should,
Course he should,
Course he should.

To the tune of Robin Hood, obviously.

 

[Bladepicker]

To 'sing hosannah'

We got him, in on loan, from Man City
And James McAtee is his name.
But this song won't be sung past this season
It's the scourge of the modern game

 

[Bell4]

What about something to Little Arrows by Leapy Lee?

Anything to a classic from the 1950s and 60s hit parade is bound to capture the imagination of the younger Blades singers.

Love it

Little Macca in your clothing
Little Macca in your hair
When we go up you’ll find little Macca everywhere
Little Macca that will hit you once then hit you once again
Little Macca that hits everybody every now and then

Done

 

[GodricBlade]

McAtee, McAteeeeee
Every home game we greet thee
Small & white
You were shite
Now we’re happy to see thee

Stay and we know
You will bloom & grow
Bloom & grow forever
McAtee, McAtee
Bless United foreeeeeverrrrrr.

Edelweiss, obvs.

I’ll get mi coat…..

 

[Bell4]

Don’t usually bother thinking up songs. And this is why…

We’ve got super Jimmy Macca
He is exactly what we need
Scoring goals for fun
Puts defenders on their bum
Taking Blades to the premier league

Love it

To the tune of - if I had an hammer ?

 

[Cappy]

Love it

To the tune of - if I had an hammer ?

No, this

 

[diode_blade]

I'll throw a couple of lines in.

Ohhhh Jimmy Mac....when are you coming back
ohhhhhh Jimmy......Jimmy Mac...... when are you coming back....

Perhaps for a later date in the season....

 

[Rodley]

[temporarily doesn’t avoid the thread like the plague]

Light shining bright above you,
Shoreham street is singing “”,
We’re heading to the Premier League,
With the help of little Maaac Atee

Loads of potential…

Light shining over S2
Pep says he is better than Zizou
Poor Wednesday in Division Three
While we’ve got Jimmy Mac-Ateeee

 

[CaptainMorgans]

Something to Dy-na-mi-tee by Miss Dynamite.

It's James Mc-A-tee-ee-eeeee.

 

[Barney]

McAtee, McAtee, McAtee
McAtee, McAtee, McAtee
McAtee, McAtee, McAtee
McAtee, McAtee, McAtee

To the tune of George Long, George Long, George Long

 

[Trafford]

Mc-A-Tee, Mc-A-Tee, running down the wing
Mc-A-Tee, Mc-A-Tee, chasin’ everything
Feet cast a spell
Back flips as well
Mc-A-Tee, Mc-A-Tee, Mc-A-Tee