"We will probably break up the announcements over several days to ensure all get a proper welcome!'

[FTPE]

Really? Is my mate winding me up or has jim Phipps really tweeted this?

 

[Bladey]

Had to go check on Twitter, Oh god, now I'm more excited!

 

[TarquinDelouche]

Different flavour pies at half time.

 

[Bladesman]

Different flavour pies at half time.

Are we moving back to Peters Pies?

 

[Lampiao]

Day One "Something might be happening soon"
Day Two " we are close to doing something"
Day Three "We are almost ready"
Day Four " Unfortunately Barcelona turned down our improved bid of £80k for Lionel Messi, we are only prepared to pay what we think a player is worth"

 

[Bladesman]

Day One "Something might be happening soon"
Day Two " we are close to doing something"
Day Three "We are almost ready"
Day Four " Unfortunately Barcelona turned down our improved bid of £80k for Lionel Messi, we are only prepared to pay what we think a player is worth"

Day Five "We had some other deals in place for this situation but our fax machine was on the blink."

 

[Kenilworth]

Ha! You've all bee duped.
Twitter's restriction of 140 characters forced JP to drop the text, "once the loan window opens"


Ha!



Suckers!



....

 

[Lampiao]

Day Six "Anyone got a sat-nav - Jim Phipps can't find Cardiff!"

 

[Esablade]

...if true that is going up there as one of the best statements EVER!! to come from the club...wonder what a 'proper welcome' entails..and did Porter get 'proper' send off?

 

[Bladesman]

"We have now decided to sign Ched Evans because we could not get Chris O'Grady back on loan."

 

[SwissBlade]

...if true that is going up there as one of the best statements EVER!! to come from the club...wonder what a 'proper welcome' entails..and did Porter get 'proper' send off?

Apparently Jim called up many of the S24SU forum members who'd "offered to drive Porter themselves" however several of them didn't actually own a car and the remaining few were allowed out for long enough to get to Colchester and back in accordance with the requirements of their ASBO's

 

[MobileBlade]

Apparently Jim called up many of the S24SU forum members who'd "offered to drive Porter themselves" however several of them didn't actually own a car and the remaining few were allowed out for long enough to get to Colchester and back in accordance with the requirements of their ASBO's

There were also several on BladesMad but they said they catch the bus to school

 

[sitwell]

Apparently Jim called up many of the S24SU forum members who'd "offered to drive Porter themselves" however several of them didn't actually own a car and the remaining few were allowed out for long enough to get to Colchester and back in accordance with the requirements of their ASBO's

Day 10 United name their 4th decent signing ,nobheads on forums say all 4 are shit despite never having seen them play.

 

[MobileBlade]

Day 10 United name their 4th decent signing ,nobheads on forums say all 4 are shit despite never having seen them play except on YouTube .

Corrected for you.

 

[sheffielder]

Apparently Jim called up many of the S24SU forum members who'd "offered to drive Porter themselves" however several of them didn't actually own a car and the remaining few were allowed out for long enough to get to Colchester and back in accordance with the requirements of their ASBO's

Don't have an asbo but will happily take him. I am guessing you're saying people are thick for their comments?

 

[sheffielder]

There is always tomorrow or the next transfer window

 

[JohnDenver]

has jim Phipps really tweeted this?

No he hasn't. But I'm still going to give him hell on Twitter for not keeping the promise.

 

[Blade58]

Half time announcement!

Somat about raffle tickets and Ducati's

 

[FTPE]

No he hasn't. But I'm still going to give him hell on Twitter for not keeping the promise.

Haha he has

 

[SwissBlade]

Don't have an asbo but will happily take him. I am guessing you're saying people are thick for their comments?

Not in the slightest, just making a bit of fun.

But hey if the cap fits....

 

[Sothall_Blade]

The last time Jim invaded the pitch because he had exciting news it was a competition to win a motorbike!

 

[FTPE]

I know we all have little faith but it must be some pretty marquee signings!
I'm guessing brayford(because it's everywhere)
The Dutch kid(because it's easy to keep under wraps until we announce it)
And a no mark lower league player.

 

[FTPE]

Yes, I just classed a no mark lower league player, and a Dutch lad who's name I don't know as "marquee"

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

There were also several on BladesMad but they said they catch the bus to school

Yer making it up, them on Bladesmad wag it every day.

 

[Pinchy]

A significant number of the members of this forum are going to look very silly, very soon.

 

[Highbury_Blade]

A significant number of the members of this forum are going to look very silly, very soon.

I'm used to it

 

[raul]

A significant number of the members of this forum are going to look very silly, very soon.

Won't you enjoy the company Pinch ??

 

[SwissBlade]

I know we all have little faith but it must be some pretty marquee signings!
I'm guessing brayford(because it's everywhere)
The Dutch kid(because it's easy to keep under wraps until we announce it)
And a no mark lower league player.

Doyle from Chesterfield?

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

Won't you enjoy the company Pinch ??

Lets just hope it is true . I would prefer Mr Phipps to under promise and over deliver . Talk and twitter is easy . Nothing is in the bag in football until the ink is dry on a contract.

None of us , don't want the same situation , as kids , when we realised Father Christmas didn't exist and was not true.

UTB

 

[FTPE]

Doyle from Chesterfield?

I love Brayford, and maybe Doyle is just having a good spell, but that would be the biggest statement of intent that I think we could realistically make signing him!
I would have some serious humble pie to eat too