We aint got a barrel of money

[Micalijo]

We aint got Woodward and Currie
But with Jonny Fortune
Promotion is soon
United
All together now

Got to stress the night that was booming around away end at Millmoor in 02/03 holds some very happy memories for me - irrelevant we didn't actually go up!

 

[SwissBlade]

My version for you:

We ain't got a barrel of money owe Mccabe his Money
We aint got Woodward and Currie Rockett and Turry
But with Jonny Fortune Marky Bunn
Promotion is soon has gone
United
All together now

 

[Nick Jansky]

We ain't got a barrel of money
And something smells a bit funny
Not the hotel bins
But financial sins
United
All together now

 

[Nick Jansky]

We ain't got a barrel of money
The outlook isn't too sunny
And our strategy
Reads like Chinese to me
United
All together now

 

[Nick Jansky]

We ain't got a barrel of money
And Blackwell's backside is runny
He's been dishing up cack
And he's fearing the sack
United
All together now

 

[raul]

Wow, 12" mix.

 

[LouTheBlade]

Ok I'll have a go;

We’ll sell all our players for money
Then we’ll have to settle for Bunnie
But with our playing style
We’ll be waiting a while
Yooooooniiiiiited
All together now.............

 

[Nick Jansky]

Now you know why the band don't let me write any lyrics!

 

[Pinchy]

We ain't got a barrel of money;
Watching United ain't funny;
And with Monty and Quinn
Expectation is thin
Yoo-ni-ted

 

[SwissBlade]

Hats off to Micalijo for this one. It was about time he pulled his finger out of his arse and produced a decent thread

But its over to you now Mic to shoehorn Blades Realty Accounts submission delay into the lyrics

 

[Micalijo]

I'm trying, believe me, I'm trying as hard as I possibly can to get Realty into the lyrics but can't.

The inclusion of Fortune in my lyrics was by the way a direct pop at Blackwell so I haven't missed out on that one. I'm searching for a blockbuster abusing Blackwell and McCabe but I aint got the inspiration.


We aint got a barrel of money
And I feel sick in my tummy
When I'm watching the Blades
All my dreams fade
United

 

[Stafford Blade]

we ain't got a barrel of money
we're so shit it ain't funny
we've match fixing chinks**
our current form stinks
but we still follow united.


** allegedly

 

[Wobbly Blade]

We aint got a barrel of money

End of ...

 

[Rustyblade]

We ain't got a barrel of money
Our links with China ain't funny
McCabe's a casualty
Of the crash in realty

Okay, maybe not.

 

[Nick Jansky]

Realty's run out of money
So we ain't got James, we've got Bunny
And the back four was fooked
Last time that I looked
Yooooo ni ted

 

[AlienWoodward]

We aint got the Tevez Money
And the chairman doesn't think that it's funny
And Eddie Colquhoun
Will have to play soon
Cos we are shit
(all together now)

 

[SwissBlade]

We brought Birch in to save money
But all we've done is sign loanee's
And with injuries aside,
The teams on the slide
U-ni-ted

 

[SwissBlade]

Shall I give it a go for you Micalijo....

The accounts are late for Realty
Micalijo thinks this sounds dodgy
Who owns the freehold
Beighton's trail's gone cold
United

 

[Jon Bon]

Oh we ain't got a barrel of money
But we've got a prudent fiscal policy
So we're not gonna fall
Or go to the wall
But we'll just be as dull as dish water for the next five or six years, oh where's the fun in that eh? At least Leeds had some fun in europe before they went tits up. We may as well change our kit colour to beige and re-locate to Buxton. BORING......!

 

[Micalijo]

Did you know that if you type Blades Realty Limited into a top web search engine this string comes out as the first hit alongside the one about the accounts being late? Amazing eh?

 

[LouTheBlade]

Our chairman’s starting to worry
He wants to get off in a hurry
We’re now in the red
Worse yet we’ve got Ched
Yooooniiiiited
All together now...........

 

[LouTheBlade]

We give the football club all our money
They must throw it all down a quarry
Because we get nothing back
But a shed load of cack
Yooooniiiiiited
All together now.............