Views From Scunny and Bolton

[Roygbiv]

Out of interest Roy, and as it's your specialist field, where the hell is Fleetwood's forum? Do they even have one?

No they don't. It's the sole reason I don't want them to go up with us

 

[Bladepicker]

No they don't. It's the sole reason I don't want them to go up with us

Haha - the hardest views from of the season! I wanted to see what they were saying about their run but could find nothing. Social media is the only way I assume? No wonder you want them gone

 

[1973Blade]

I'm looking forward to finding out what new and interesting way United can find to fuck up this supposedly unassailable position...

Donald Trump declares world war three?

 

[Dkc]

Donald Trump declares world war three?

Not before May. I think we're safe there.

Billy Sharp out for the season would be my guess.

 

[Stretch]

Wonder his reaction if he'd had 10 years of the footballing gods. In case any Bolton fans read this:

2006/07 - Unfairly relegated from the BPL by 1 goal

2007/08 - Bryan Robson almost gets us relegated from Championship

2008/09 - Miss out on automatic promotion on last day, lose to Burnley in playoff final by 1 goal

2010/11 - Relegated to League One after Gary Speed left us for the Wales job

2011/12 - Had a famous points advantage over Sheffield Wednesday only for our top goal scorer, Ched Evans to get sent down for a crime he has now been acquitted for. After slipping to 3rd on the final day of the season we lost a Play Off Final to Huddersfield (8-7) on penalties.

2012/13 - Beaten in Play Off Semi Final by Yeovil

2013/14 - After looking like relegation candidates for League Two, Nigel Clough saves our season narrowly missing out on the playoffs but reaching an FA Cup Semi-Final.

2014/15 - Although reaching the League Cup Semi-Final after a great run, we lose to Swindon Town 7-6 in the Playoff Semi-Final.

Don't talk to us about the f*cking footballing gods.

Absolutely mate and you didn't even mention Hans Seger's dodgy hands/betting slip

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

How many of those 25K are Jim Chimmerney ?

Er......1

Not including immediate family, there's at least 2 other local Blades I've seen out and about but never actually spoken to.

 

[Punk Blade]

Not before May.

I think she's too preoccupied with Brexit.

 

[Blade56]

“You just couldn’t make it up. Absolute joke lads you don’t want promotion. Total laughing stock, wage thief’s.”

*Thieves

It bothered me.

The apostrophe? What was that for?

You know it's our season when our grammar police start correcting Bolton/Scunny posts.

But as SellyOakBlade sez when it's in our own hands we can find thousands of new ways to chuck it away.

Come on Blades it IS our season.

 

[wizadry]

Some more from Bolton

"On reflection a points a great result given they have had one off the line, one roll across the line, missed an open goal...

This doesnt feel like a season which will end in promotion. Whether its injuries, selling players, not loaning ameobi back, whatever we have played well omce this year. We've had some horrendous lick - you take the players we are missing out of any squad and they wont win as many games. feck shitter. I am annoyed at them subs but Spearing injured and that right backs first game for 9 months. What do you do if you are Parky?"

"Sounds like Long was a numpty in getting sent off! Spearing was a complete tit getting banned! Now Vela is out for two games as well - could be an 'axis' of Derik and feck trotter on Saturday! feck shite!"

"We've just run out of squad. Literally. Too many players getting up to speed. We are totally patched up with unfit rejects.
Spearing done his medial ligament so out for the season. It's not our year...a...fckin...gain."

"Well that was the most horrible game I have seen for a while. We were lucky to come away with a point. "

"I think PT will need gas and air after that. Awful, woeful, one dimensional long ball 5hite. The worst I've seen us play in years. With that kind of performance and the injuries and suspensions racking up, I'm not hopeful we'll make the play offs"

We have a Fleck, they have a Feck, no wonder they're struggling at present.

 

[away ends always empty.]

A lot of fun reading those from Bolton. The only thing that would make it even better is if there were some form of post-match interview where Phil Parkinson sounds absolutely, thoroughly gutted.

Enjoy.

https://audioboom.com/posts/5657827...hil-parkinson-shares-his-opinion-on-the-match

He's not happy and that makes me happy.

 

[JordoBlade]

“It's like the gods of football have a grudge against us.
What other team has a transfer embargo and this many players injured. The high earners too.”

Pro-tip: massively overspending and then having a thin squad is a result of gross mismanagement and not blind luck

Whoever posted that is an absolute bell. No question about it.

 

[Harrisblade]

I'm looking forward to finding out what new and interesting way United can find to fuck up this supposedly unassailable position...

After last night's results, you can be sure that Beelzebub has a very special devil put aside for the Blades.

 

[Northyorksblade]

A lot of fun reading those from Bolton. The only thing that would make it even better is if there were some form of post-match interview where Phil Parkinson sounds absolutely, thoroughly gutted.

Enjoy.

https://audioboom.com/posts/5657827...hil-parkinson-shares-his-opinion-on-the-match

Aah, sounds a bit fed up.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Have it,we've had it for long enough,nice init.

 

[Blade56]

He's not happy and that makes me happy.

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[Isar]

What a wonderful day

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

What a wonderful day

Comedy gold...especially at the end when the Bolton player gets the red ahaha, their booing sounds more like a chimp straining whilst taking a dump!

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

I think Roygbiv is a shoe-in for the end of season S2 4SU honours list.

Foxy and Linz you're both obviously already knighted.

Pinchy looks a solid bet to receive a nomination for services to comedy for his part in the 'Incoming - Chris Wilder' thread.

 

[Blade for Sale]

I think Roygbiv is a shoe-in for the end of season S2 4SU honours list.

I'm sorry but this is a man who lets something as trivial as the lack of a Fleetwood forum stand in the way of his viewfrometry. When I see him in Fleetwood canvassing opinion in person, then we can shortlist him. Until then, I will continue to refer to any dereliction of duty as 'doing a Roygbiv'.

 

[SB_90]

No they don't. It's the sole reason I don't want them to go up with us

we discussed in january, after the fleetwood game he goes on the supporters minibus with a clipboard to get their opinions

 

[Jonboy60]

Comedy gold...especially at the end when the Bolton player gets the red ahaha, their booing sounds more like a chimp straining whilst taking a dump!

Your "wubbish weferwee".

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

No they don't. It's the sole reason I don't want them to go up with us

Best bet is to search the 'codarmy' hashtag on Twitter.

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

Your "wubbish weferwee".

Its Woys secwet childwen!

 

[Balham]

What a wonderful day

What the fuck has that been filmed on? A trampoline? It's given me a headache!

 

[Pinchy]

I think Roygbiv is a shoe-in for the end of season S2 4SU honours list.

Foxy and Linz you're both obviously already knighted.

Pinchy looks a solid bet to receive a nomination for services to comedy for his part in the 'Incoming - Chris Wilder' thread.

I'm not counting my chickens. There are other nominations:

1. We are all playing for second behind Scunthorpe (posted around October).
2. None of our rivals are faltering (various artists).
3. The likeliest and most topical contender Jehovah for "Bolton and Scunthorpe don't bottle big games like us..."

I hope I do win. I'll put it in the trophy cabinet next to my Prediction League Runner-Up medal and my Joint Survivor Champions Shield for the one we didn't finish and ended up with four winners!!!!

 

[Pinchy]

I do appreciate the reference to "one dimensional long-ball shite". At least one of them knows what he's talking about. That would provoke a storm of protest on here from Hoofers In Denial [HID - which is what they are right now...].

 

[grafikhaus]

I'm looking forward to finding out what new and interesting way United can find to fuck up this supposedly unassailable position...

I agree. There's nearly a quarter of the season left and, as teams like Scunny and Bolton hit a bad spell, others like Millwall and Southend are upping their game. In 2011/12 and with just 3 games left, we'd just gone on a 9-game uneaten run including a 6-game winning run. What could possibly go wrong? Link (Post #1300)

 

[Kendal]

“It's like the gods of football have a grudge against us.
What other team has a transfer embargo and this many players injured. The high earners too.”

I wonder why the high earners are so easily 'injured'. Think they're above this tinpot league and get all mardy when things don't go their way.
Sound familiar???

 

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