To save Roy the effort for the 2055-56 season:
“Better than I thought today.”
“Didn’t want to get to the League Cup second round anyway - it’s corrupt.”
“I know they made eleven changes and played the kids, but I thought Bannan held his own for the first four minutes. We’re the real winners.”
“Couldn’t hear them until the sixth goal went in.”
“They’re in the Prem. We’re in League Two. The 7-0 scoreline shows how poor they are really. When they wake up tomorrow they’ll be embarrassed.”
“We won a game once.”
“My Man City mate says they’re really missing us in the Premier League.”
“Carlton Palmer.”
“If you take out United’s seven goals, twenty-three corners and their 96% possession, we probably edged it.”
“We’ll do them at Hillsborough, as soon as the condemned building appeal decision comes through.”