Roy's View From... View From Norwich

[Redflame]

Cheers Roy UTB

 

[raul]

Wuh wuh wuh
Wuh wuh wuh
Wuuuuuuuhhhh Wuuuuuhhh Wuhhhhh
On the ball City
Never mind the danger
Wuh wuh wuh etc.

Despite around 30 fucking renditions I'm no closer to working out the wuh bits, anyone know if there are actual words or do they just go wuh?

 

[XM657]

Mardy Bums the lot of 'em. Thanks Roy.

 

[Roygbiv]

"You'll never beat Grant Hanley"

I forgot again didn't I? Everytime I see you post it's like my manager catching me on an unofficial break.

 

[Gretsch Blade]

I for one REALLY hope they turn it around and stay up..... Then we ll have another easy 6 points in the top flight next season!
If not I'd happily take cantwell, pukki or tettey to provide more backup for our well rounded Euro league & Premiership squad!

Cheers Roy

 

[Foxy]

Wuh wuh wuh
Wuh wuh wuh
Wuuuuuuuhhhh Wuuuuuhhh Wuhhhhh
On the ball City
Never mind the danger
Wuh wuh wuh etc.

Despite around 30 fucking renditions I'm no closer to working out the wuh bits, anyone know if there are actual words or do they just go wuh?

Kick it off, throw it in, have a little fall over,
keep it low, a splendid rush, bravo, lose and lose,
On the ball City, Never mind the danger,
Steady on, now's your chance,
Hurrah! We've conned a free kick,
City, City, City!

 

[jockdodds]

Wuh wuh wuh
Wuh wuh wuh
Wuuuuuuuhhhh Wuuuuuhhh Wuhhhhh
On the ball City
Never mind the danger
Wuh wuh wuh etc.

Despite around 30 fucking renditions I'm no closer to working out the wuh bits, anyone know if there are actual words or do they just go wuh?

According to Wikipedia this is the song;

Kick it off, throw it in, have a little scrimmage,
Keep it low, a splendid rush, bravo, win or die;
On the ball, City, never mind the danger,
Steady on, now’s your chance,
Hurrah! We’ve scored a goal

The full version (which surely no-one alive can ever remember, let alone sing) is;

In the days to call, which we've left behind,
Our boyhood’s glorious game,
And our youthful vigour has declined
With its mirth and its lonesome end;
You will think of the time, the happy time,
Its memories fond recall
When in the bloom of your youthful prime
We’ve kept upon the ball
Kick it off, throw it in, have a little scrimmage,
Keep it low, a splendid rush, bravo, win or die;
On the ball, City, never mind the danger,
Steady on, now’s your chance,
Hurrah! We’ve scored a goal.
Let all tonight then drink with me
To the football game we love,
And wish it may successful be
As other games of old,
And in one grand united toast
Join player, game and song
And fondly pledge your pride and toast
Success to the City club.
Kick off, throw in, have a little scrimmage,
Keep it low, a splendid rush, bravo, win or die;
On the ball, City, never mind the danger,
Steady on, now’s your chance,
Hurrah! We’ve scored a goal.

Just about sums Norwich fans up, as Greasy Chip Butty does for us Blades.

 

[Linz]

Norwich remains the only place, in all the grounds I've visited, where it's possible to offer a two-fingered salute to the home fans from your seat slap bang in the middle of the away end and this be grounds for ejection and a talking to by the Police. And let's not forget that they asked for the South Stand to be told off for our naughty swears before.

They're just so... beige... with this weird belief that they're somehow doing this football business the "right" way despite being at the bottom of the table with half the amount of points.

My irony-o-meter almost broke yesterday when their bench complained about timewasting. They may have been called "mardy twats" and similar. We await the letters with interest.

 

[Brian Deane]

Norwich remains the only place, in all the grounds I've visited, where it's possible to offer a two-fingered salute to the home fans from your seat slap bang in the middle of the away end and this be grounds for ejection and a talking to by the Police. And let's not forget that they asked for the South Stand to be told off for our naughty swears before.

They're just so... beige... with this weird belief that they're somehow doing this football business the "right" way despite being at the bottom of the table with half the amount of points.

My irony-o-meter almost broke yesterday when their bench complained about timewasting. They may have been called "mardy twats" and similar. We await the letters with interest.

Here's some letters for them. Hope they can decipher them !
Ukcf fof IcwhNro. UTB

 

[Davalon]

Sheffield United fans are a disgrace.... I know we’ve got some idiots at games like any club but would anyone actually pick a fight on a couple in their 50’s with an autistic son?!

Possibly.

I saw a few of our brave boys offering out two little old fellas wearing pig scarves after one derby we won 3-2 under Blackwell.

We have plenty of arseholes just like anyone else.

 

[bromtom]

If they thought there was no contact on McBurnie, wonder what they thought of Grant Hanley getting a free kick for tripping over his own feet.

Cheers Roy

 

[Johnstreetstand]

Another job well done Mr Rainbow. Norwich city fans comments need reading with the voice of Alan Partridge.

 

[Bobby b]

I've seen that due to Corona virus shaking hands is banned and theres a trend of kicking each others feet, thank christ we didn't do that before kick off with these cheating bastards as we'd have 3 red cards before 3 o'clock

 

[Houston_Blade]

Annoying club, annoying team, annoying fans. Glad we don’t have to play them next season.

 

[hidesbehindapseudonym]

We didn't have the greatest of days imo. But Norwich were total shit. Better luck next year against Ipswich.

 

[SirNibletsO'Korne]

Thanks as usual Roy. With the exception of a couple of reasonable comments, they've really outdone themselves with their deluded, knobby comments and the Championship is welcome to them as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Blackheath Blade]

Thanks Roy. Bitterness in abundance from East Anglia as usual I see.

“Four minutes stoppage time after a player has spent three minutes rubbing his head for no reason and both teams have made three subs?" Oh the irony.

Tim Krul pointing to his wrist and imaginary watch when getting pelters from the Kop with time running out.

Norwich players trying out the comfort of our memory foam Desso pitch by lying down on it at any given opportunity.

Every time Norwich City come to Bramall Lane do they try the same tedious routines. It fuckin stinks and I simply love it when we beat them.

Thanks for the six points this season, see you soon.

 

[Harry's Game]

I Love it...

 

[BarcaBlade]

Always thankful for the viewfrom, but this one deserves a very big thank you indeed. THANK YOU.

 

[OnmiEdson]

Farke Watch
I’ve noticed this a lot, and during match highlights on MOTD, with Farke when he is on the sidelines. He regularly has an index finger under his nose as though he is sniffing something on it to comfort him. God knows what it is?

Here’s an example. Anyone else notice this and have an explanation as to what it might be?

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He’s just bored so playing the old
‘ I’ll name that girl in one game’
Us lads used to do it all the time at parties after fingering some lass.....
Of course in Daniel’s case it’s more challenging as he’s had a porn star career.....

 

[diode_blade]

Photo "Posted by Rod Currie" On VIP blades forum
what a chuffing great photo

What a great photo....post it on Delia's cupcakes forum.

Oh by the Norwich
so we are sh1t and can't play footy...h'mmmm
where are you in the league table
Suck it up d1ckwads
we are bland.....
Suck it up d1wads
we are thugs.....
yes we are well reknowed for kidney punching babys in wheelchairs, pensioners of their mobiltiy scooters as well as killing bouncers....

Suggest you lot go and have an inbreeding session with your tractor loving neighbours

Thanks Roy btw.....

 

[McGrath]

I can see why Norwich are bottom. They've got nice footballers but they shirk tackles and don't close down. They might as well not bother turning up if they aren't going to put a proper shift in.

As soon as we upped the pace in the 1st half and started closing them down up the pitch, they didn't look bothered. We should have been 3 up again at half time.

 

[Tony]

"Quiet stadium" ? mmmmmmm. Still with the crescendo of noise at the Sty and Carrow Rd maybe we are.

 

[SUFC Guy]

Newcastle or Norwich for biggest time wasters?

How many times were the officials conned by their 'diving at every opportunity' tactics?

 

[SUFC Guy]

I can see why Norwich are bottom. They've got nice footballers but they shirk tackles and don't close down. They might as well not bother turning up if they aren't going to put a proper shift in.

As soon as we upped the pace in the 1st half and started closing them down up the pitch, they didn't look bothered. We should have been 3 up again at half time.

Trouble is, they think that closing down players at pace is actually using bullying tactics

If they employed our type of pressing and tenacity with their over the top tippy tappy shit then they would be challenging us for our Euro spot

 

[S6 Blade]

Somebody please correct me if I'm wrong but... what's this thing about us having rich owners? Am I missing something? We just spent the money that you get for being in the Premier League

Who are these rich owners and where have they been hiding? Could have won the league by now if they'd have spent their billions!

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Nice stuff weird one.

Not sure I like that much salt with my Sunday lunch.

 

[Deadbat]

"Four minutes stoppage time after a player has spent three minutes rubbing his head for no reason and both teams have made three subs? "

Playing football the Norwich way ... lol

Lewis did exactly the same. No mention of that I see.

 

[Blend-it-like-Harris]

Norwich City 53 yellow cards and 1 red
Sheffield United 51 yellow cards and 1 red

It's pretty obvious the referees are giving them a hard time and us a free ride considering how we're supposed to be a bunch of agricultural cloggers. These plough-followers need to toughen up a bit though if they're to stage a comeback next season. Wilder would have 'em out in the freezin' cold and drivin' rain pickin' spuds like we used to have to do for our bloody pocket money. Soddin' Norfolk pussies..... about as tender as their Turkeys at Christmas time.

 

[diode_blade]

Who are these rich owners and where have they been hiding? Could have won the league by now if they'd have spent their billions!

Take your pick from any one of this lot to answer your question...stll 100% more trustworthy than tuna man....
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