Pinchy
Blade, not Bladey.
As a matter of interest, how would you describe the football played by United in this video?
Proper football? Dominating possession? Often ending in an attempt on goal? (stats will confirm)
or Alehouse football? Tearing around aimlessly? Chasing shadows? Nowt-fancy? Anti-football?
I dunno. Maybe it's somewhere in between...
The first thing is to accept that we beat Spurs 6-0 and that there was a time and place for Bassett's Hoof. I have never argued to the contrary. My point is that it's now discredited and redundant. It is, no matter how much S2 Hoofers pine for it.
Anyway, the footage:
Skill from Hodges and Deane, our only proper footballers, but mainly alehouse I'm afraid. Spurs defence played as though they'd had a bet didn't they? Some of those goals ought to have been investigated by the police!
Hoof from the kick-off. Repeated Hoofs from Barnes, Beesley and Gayle (one of which entirely unintentionally and hilariously creates a goal as the Spurs defence seems to have been abducted by aliens).
One decent spell of passing in the entire clip. Players launching it forrad without even looking up. It worked then but wouldn't work now, which is why the whole of football has abandoned it, save for remote pockets of deepest, darkest S2.
Large gaps in the crowd noted. A hallmark of DD's tenure, when many voted with their feet.
Give me Tuftyball every time. Passing with purpose rather than Hoof and Hope.
I could, of course, display the league cup tie at Highbury when Arsenal schoolboys embarrassed Monty and Co 6-0. Available on request. No? I thought not...