United's form with Cannon on the pitch.

[PeterNdlovu081]

I have a hunch that his very presence on the pitch is generally bad for us collectively (in the long run). But I'll record the data match by match and ultimately we shall see if I'm right or wrong. Each appearance gives us more data and more accurate insight.

I have a hunch that your data is wrong anyway.

It doesn't add up.

 

[Pedro's Winger]

You only need functioning eyesight to know Cannon isn't a very good footballer.
No doubt he's worked hard to become a professional but on top of his lack of ability he now looks terrified to be on the pitch. It says something about the state of the game that any club would have spent £10m and paid him tens of thousands a week.
One's rough around the edges but at least you noticed he was actually playing.

 

[Fjortoft's Aeroplane]

I have a hunch that your data is wrong anyway.

It doesn't add up.

If it's wrong it's because sky sports have misreported the times he's entered and left the pitch. Injury time minutes are counted also (definitely 2nd half injury time, might be a few minutes missing from 1st half injury times but that would just serve to make his drought even worse)