United Songs

[Trafford]

New Blades songs

The thread regarding favourite Blades songs highlighted the fact that we haven't heard any memorable new songs at the Lane for a few years. I'm sure that there must be some talented lyricists out there but what catchy tunes would people like to see a song written to that nobody else already uses?

 

[Bristol Blade]

No new songs? What about the lyrical wonder that was "we've got billy sharp, billy sharp, we've got billy sharp, nanananananananana"

 

[Trevor Hockey]

To the Ghost Busters / 118 118 tune:

when your grounds a rusty can
and your clubs going down the pan
who ya gonna call

LEE STRAFFORD

 

[barneyboco]

Funniest moment at a Blades game for years must have been when the p.a. announced that Bobby Sharp had become separated and should contact the nearest steward.
A chorus of "They've lost Bobby Sharp" rang out from Row HH of the Kop.

:thumbup:

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

How about the ring of fire or Ched Evans songs?

Not keen on the ring of fire one but its a new song at United.

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

I think we need a few for Friday though.

"Can we paint a stand for you?"


When you can't afford Paint,
and your grounds in a state
Thank Lee Stafford

When you attendance is poor
and he's screaming for more,
Thank Lee Stafford

When the fudders are right
and your bookkeepings shite
Thank Lee Stafford

When your investment ain't here,
by the end of the year
Thank Lee Stafford.

 

[Compound_Legend]

What about the verses to the Paddy Kenny/"Hey Jude" song

Paddy...
He had a cough
He bought some Lockets to make him better
He rubbed some vicks all over his chin
And drunk Benilyn
To make him feel better...

And when your throat has got a pain,
Paddy,refrain
From opening Night Nurse or a Lemsip
Don't get a ban and look like a c**k
Just phone the doc,
He'll stop you from landing in some deep s**t!

Na na nana,nana na na....

Repeat first verse

CHORUS as per the original Paddy/Hey Jude song!

 

[Bramley]

Outstanding...!

What about the verses to the Paddy Kenny/"Hey Jude" song

Paddy...
He had a cough
He bought some Lockets to make him better
He rubbed some vicks all over his chin
And drunk Benilyn
To make him feel better...

And when your throat has got a pain,
Paddy,refrain
From opening Night Nurse or a Lemsip
Don't get a ban and look like a c**k
Just phone the doc,
He'll stop you from landing in some deep s**t!

Na na nana,nana na na....

Repeat first verse

CHORUS as per the original Paddy/Hey Jude song!

 

[GC88]

We got 3 new ones going against derby away.

*Ched Evans song
*Ring of Fire

Plus this one which is "borrowed" from the good supporters of FCUM.

I AM A SHEFF U FAN
I AM A YORKSHIRE MAN
I KNOW WHAT I WANT, AND I KNOW HOW TO GET IT
I WANNA DESTROY WEDNESDAY AND SKY
COS IIIIIIIIIII WANNNAAA BEEEEE
SUFCCCCCC


Also the one about Billy Sharp is the last new song at united.

 

[shorehamview]

A resounding chorus of "You can shove your fucking double up your arse" will do on Friday night.

 

[yuley82]

This one is for lee strafford refering to the offer he is doing by letting the jobless grunters in for a tenner cos he knows what it was like being on the dole and eating beans on toast.... To the tune of john browns baby!!!!

Lee Strafford is a plastic millionair
a plastic millionair
a plastic millionair
lee strafford is a plastic millionair
and all he eats is beans on toast.....

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

This one is for lee strafford

and another, using a well known phrase of his......


(to the tune of You'll Never Walk Alone)

Jog on.......jog on......
No hope, for your plans...
And you'll never fill your ground.......you'll never fill your ground

:thumbup:

 

[greasychips]

We got 3 new ones going against derby away.

*Ched Evans song
*Ring of Fire

Plus this one which is "borrowed" from the good supporters of FCUM.

I AM A SHEFF U FAN
I AM A YORKSHIRE MAN
I KNOW WHAT I WANT, AND I KNOW HOW TO GET IT
I WANNA DESTROY WEDNESDAY AND SKY
COS IIIIIIIIIII WANNNAAA BEEEEE
SUFCCCCCC


Also the one about Billy Sharp is the last new song at united.

I think I heard that one in the pub before the match...a group of lads in the corner were singing it, but not actually singing loud enough to get it started. They sounded like a choir, a light humming in the distance. Full pelt, I think it would sound brilliant!

 

[boo radley]

A second verse to the greasy chip buttie would be great, Also Why do we sing about Boxing day? it justs offers glory to the wendies.

 

[SRBlade]

A second verse to the greasy chip buttie would be great, Also Why do we sing about Boxing day? it justs offers glory to the wendies.

I love the boxing day song.

I see it more so as a case of, even in the most heartbreaking defeats, we will still sing loud and proud.

Not really the case nowadays though

 

[DSJ Blade]

He's here, he's there, he's every f**king where Jamie Ward, Jamie Ward (Although not at the moment!)

One pinched from the lads in front of me on the kop;

He's small, he's red, he sounds like father Ted, Stephen Quinn, Stephen Quinn

As you can see I only know one tune...

 

[Darthblade]

New Songs

Hi fellow Blades - new poster trying out the system so cut me a bit of slack!!

On the subject of new songs, haven't heard the "Ched evans" song or the "Ring of Fire" songs yet.

Can somebody enlighten me please?
Thanks:help:

 

[Ed Chevans]

I often fancied belting out 'Don't you wish your striker was James Beattie, don't yer....' to the tune of that Pussycat Dolls song. Always neshed it though. Regrets...

I'm sure i heard St. Helens sing GCB on Sky recently. Nabbed it!

 

[SwissBlade]

Hi fellow Blades - new poster trying out the system so cut me a bit of slack!!

On the subject of new songs, haven't heard the "Ched evans" song or the "Ring of Fire" songs yet.

Can somebody enlighten me please?
Thanks:help:

Ring of fire - You can hear it on the commentary at most games. Plus get yer sen to the lane and you'll hear it

 

[raul]

Ched Evans song is basically Liverpools Fernando Torres and ROF is people going de de de de der der derrr...SUFC...de de de de der der derrr


When are we doing You'll Never Walk Alone?

 

[sufc4evans]

We bought the lad from man city called ched, called ched
I'll fire you to the premier league he said, he said
He scored a goal and that was it
The shoresham boys they had a fit
Cheddy evans united's number 9 (to the tune of fernando torres)

Henderson-son-son
He is better than Anderson
Henderson-son-son
He's our stiker magician
To the left to the right
On the floor he's clever and bright
But we hoof it coz of his heeeeeiiiiiiiighhttt!

all i can think of at the moment

 

[boo radley]

some like BB may be grumblegroans and think its too optomistic but whatever happened to:
Oh we are the Sheffield United we play in the red white and black and we are so proud to shout it out loud the Premiership we're coming back

 

[Canary]

Songs

Im putting together a Sheffield United Song Book, any chance you Blades could tell me a few good'uns. Any about players? and Wednesday? Anything! Cheers

 

[Guesty]

No Pig fans in town
No Hillsbrough to sadden my eyes
Jack Charlton is dead
And the pigs fans have fled
And the year is 1889!


To the tune of singing the blues:
I've never felt more like swinging a pig
From Hyde Park Flats
To Wadsley Bridge
United!
You've got me swinging a pig
As you do, as you do

Well we ain't got a barrell of money
But we've got Woodward and Currie
And with Eddie Colquhoun,
Promotion is soon
United!
ALL TOGETHER NOW!
(repeat)

There's a few of my faves for starters.

 

[Canary]

Thanks.

I have some songs about players i.e. Ched Evans/Nick Montgomery/Jamie Ward. Any other little treats?

Explicit chants welcome. They dont have to be chants that all Bramall Lane sing, could be ones you hear in your section. Thanks again

 

[alcoblade]

Thanks.

I have some songs about players i.e. Ched Evans/Nick Montgomery/Jamie Ward. Any other little treats?

Explicit chants welcome. They dont have to be chants that all Bramall Lane sing, could be ones you hear in your section. Thanks again

probably not relevant but you can only miss the loss of the old classic to the tune of "oh my darling clementine";

Who's your father
Who's your father,
Who's your father referee,
You aint got one,
You're a bastard,
You're a bastard referee

Sadly missed and should be brought back......

UTB

PS apologies to all bastards out there!

 

[spadge]

thats a good one not heard it befor but think its got that bit of class ha

 

[spadge]

my favourite is
o when the blades, o when the blades
go marching in, go marching in
o when the blades go marching in
i want to be in that number
o when the blades go marching in

 

[Jon Bon]

This is my favourite, that was sung on the coach to Forest a few seasons ago and then surfaced briefly at Bradford, when we won 5-0, sadly never to be heard since.

To the Flintstones tune...

Bladesmen, meet the Bladesmen
We're Warnock's red and white army.
We hate Leeds and Wednesday
and f***ing scum like Barn-ser-lee.

Bladesmen - sup more beer than anyone
Bladesmen - shag more women than Don Juan.
When you're with the Bladesmen
you'll have a yabba-Kabba-doo time, a Kabba-doo time
You'll be a Blade all time...

 

[Guesty]

It's not very often that you hear a football chant that references Lord Byron