United Songs

[Maidenhead]

thats a good one not heard it befor but think its got that bit of class ha

You would have heard it a few yrs ago when we played Wimbledon at Selhurst in front of about 600 people.

The ref laughed too.

 

[sufc4evans]

Der der der der der der der SUFC! only heard this in away games though recently, (specially against derby)
There's only 1 chrissy morgan!
1 chrissy morgan!
"repeat" (sang 2 barnsley when they sing morgan is a wanker etc)

We bought the lad from man city called ched, called ched
I'll fire you to the premier league he said, he said
He scored a goal and that was it
The shoreham boys they had a fit
Cheddy evans united's number 9 (fernando torres's song)

We hate wednesday (repeat) obviously

Stand up if you hate wednesday (repeat)

Stand up if you hate hoofball (repeat, heard this one from a small sector against ipswich)

Take my hand
Take my whole life too and,
I cant help falling in love with you
United! United! United!

 

[judge]

never gonna give you up
never gonna let you down
never gonna turn around and hurt you

 

[Canary]

any Paddy Kenny songs?

 

[sufc4evans]

/"Hey Jude" song

Paddy...
He had a cough
He bought some Lockets to make him better
He rubbed some vicks all over his chin
And drunk Benilyn
To make him feel better...

And when your throat has got a pain,
Paddy,refrain
From opening Night Nurse or a Lemsip
Don't get a ban and look like a c**k
Just phone the doc,
He'll stop you from landing in some deep s**t!

Na na nana,nana na na....

 

[boo radley]

How about that great song
'Stand up if you hate boo boys, stand up if you hate boo boys........'

 

[boo radley]

How about that great song
'Stand up if you hate boo boys, stand up if you,hate boo boys........'

 

[boo radley]

Forgot about this.
We all hate leeds scum we all hate leeds scum.
Anyone seen those african kids lately?

 

[boo radley]

to the tune of kings of lyon- Molly's chambers:
You want him
we've got
Jamie wards gonna blow your mind.

 

[DSJ Blade]

He's here, he's there, he's every f**king where Jamie Ward, Jamie Ward (Although not at the moment!)

One pinched from the lads in front of me on the kop;

He's small, he's red, he sounds like father Ted, Stephen Quinn, Stephen Quinn

As you can see I only know one tune...

Cut and Paste from the other thread

 

[Santos Little Helper]

Nicked from some Swansea fans on the train last season - I think we should give it a go -

To the tune of Yellow Submarine -

Number 1 is Chris Morgan
Number 2 is Chris Morgan
Number 3 is Chris Morgan
Number 4 is Chris Morgan....

We all dream of a team of Chris Morgans, a team of Chris Morgans, a team of Chris Morgans *

*substitute your own 3 syllable United player here

 

[Eskimo]

I'd forgotten that one. Thanks for making me laugh!

 

[Bramley]

Can someone be arsed to type out I'm a Rambler I'm a Gambler...?

 

[Compound_Legend]

Seeing I'm on me dinnerbreak,Brams....alreight...

"I'm A Rambler
I'm a Rambler
I'm a long way from home
I will follow United from Sheffield to Rome
I will eat when I'm hungry
I will drink when I'm dry
I'm a rambler,I'm a rambler
And a Blade till I die..."

 

[Wards]

No Pig fans in town
No Hillsbrough to sadden my eyes
Jack Charlton is dead
And the pigs fans have fled
And the year is 1889!

Thought the last line was 'Every year is 1889'??

 

[Monty's_Girl]

What about this one.....

He shoots,
He scores,
He's only 5ft 4
Jamie Ward
Jamie Ward

 

[Guesty]

Thought the last line was 'Every year is 1889'??

Aye, possibly!

 

[Linz]

Warning, this post contains lots of profanity.

As far as I can remember, these are the lyrics:

My old man, said "be a Wednesday fan",
I said "fuck off, bollocks you're a c*nt",
He said "come on, we're going to the game,"
I said "fuck off, I'm going dahn the Lane",
So I took myself to John Street,
Found myself a good seat,
Watched the Blades go two up at the break,
Then it's down to the bar for a pint of Magnet and a meat pie filled with steak.

My old man, said "be a Wednesday fan",
I said "fuck off, bollocks you're a c*nt",
We'll take Hillsborough and all that's in it,
We'll take Hillsborough in just one minute,
With hatchetts and hammers,
Carving knives and spanners,
Cus we are the boys from Bramall Lane,
We'll go home and away on a Saturday where the beer tastes all the same.

 

[Guesty]

Warning, this post contains lots of profanity.

As far as I can remember, these are the lyrics:

My old man, said "be a Wednesday fan",
I said "fuck off, bollocks you're a c*nt",

That's as far as most get, and add the words "and a twat!" before it dies out!

 

[Linz]

A work in progress... feel free to jump in at any time.

To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody:

Wednesday World Cup Bid,
This is just fantasy,
Be-cause Lee Strafford,
Is skinter than you and me,
Open your eyes,
Just look at the Sty and seeeeeee,

Wednesday's a poor club, Blades fans all take the pee,
Because you're skint as fuck, sinking fast,
Come on then Dude, flash your cash,
Plusnet went and sacked him, doesn't really matter to meeeeee,
To me....

Du du du du du du
Du du du du du du

Strafford, is just a fan,
Calls everybody dude,
Like to eat lots of fast food,
Strafford, had a gastric band,
To make all of his chins just go away,
Strafford ooooooo,
Didn't mean to strike so low,
If the fans aren't back again this time on Satdi,
Carry on, carry on, just like targets never matter....

 

[happyhippy]

Thought the last line was 'Every year is 1889'??

It most certainly should be, but it has been corrupted ......

 

[happyhippy]

Warning, this post contains lots of profanity.

As far as I can remember, these are the lyrics:

My old man, said "be a Wednesday fan",
I said "fuck off, bollocks you're a c*nt",
He said "come on, we're going to the game,"
I said "fuck off, I'm going dahn the Lane",
So I took myself to John Street,
Found myself a good seat,
Watched the Blades go two up at the break,
Then it's down to the bar for a pint of Magnet and a meat pie filled with steak.

My old man, said "be a Wednesday fan",
I said "fuck off, bollocks you're a c*nt",
We'll take Hillsborough and all that's in it,
We'll take Hillsborough in just one minute,
With hatchetts and hammers,
Carving knives and spanners,
Cus we are the boys from Bramall Lane,
We'll go home and away on a Saturday where the beer tastes all the same.

The verses are the wrong way round!

 

[Canary]

Regarding the United songs I have been asking for. I have been compiling songs for a Song Book, presented in the form of a hymn book.

This is a university project, in which I had to design 10 things and then sell them. I have now put 3 of them on Ebay(link below). I do not wish to make much profit, just cover the costs of printing. Thanks for the help. Good Luck tonight.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI....515108&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT#ht_500wt_977

 

[Lepps]

Lots of single liners around over the years. The one I loved was ' We love you Katie Harris' , reference to her character, in I think Eastenders , killing her Piggy loving father .

 

[Samantha]

Lots of single liners around over the years. The one I loved was ' We love you Katie Harris' , reference to her character, in I think Eastenders , killing her Piggy loving father .

Coronation Street - but yes, almost there! Her character's father, was played by an actor, who's a ginger pig

 

[Vistoma]

I fondly remember a song in the 80's based on Adam and the Ants prince charming. I think it lasted about 4 weeks!!


"Don't you ever, don't you ever
lower yourself supporting Sheffield Wednesday
Be a Blade, Be a Blade,
Sheffield Wednesday nothing to be scared of"


I forget the rest, sorry

 

[Billyblade]

Early 80's stood at the top of the Kop as a nipper, I seem to remember:-

One bloke:- "What have we seen?"
Rest of group:- "We've seen some green alligators and some long-necked geese, some humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees, some cats and rats and elephants before you were born, you ain't gonna see no unicorn. UNITED (clap,clap,clap) UNITED (clap,clap,clap).

There were actions too, which as a nipper, was hilarious seeing grown men, tatooed football fans pretending to be camels etc. at a football match.

The general thinking was you could sing anything as long as you just chanted UNITED! at the end.

Another favourite was :-
"Ken McNaught, Ken McNaught - The best player Blades ever bought. He can score with his head, he can score with his foot. He's so good he can score with his nuts. Ken McNaught, Ken Mcnaught" etc. (repeat to fade).

 

[DSJ Blade]

Three blind jellyfish, three blind jellyfish,
sitting on a rock, sitting on a rock.
One fell off, arhh.
Two blind jellyfish, two blind jellyfish,
sitting on a rock, sitting on a rock.
One fell off, arhh.
One blind jellyfish, one blind jellyfish,
sitting on a rock, sitting on a rock.
Nah nah nah nah, he's a Blade and he's a Blade!

 

[Trafford]

The Green Alligator song was started as a laugh by a group who used to stand just behind me. They stopped singing it a couple of matches later when a group further over on the Kop started up with it. One of the lads used to play football for a pub in Chapeltown.

 

[Canary]

Someone is bidding on one of the Song Books I put online. Here is a new one: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI....15237&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT#ht_500wt_1182

Would be very grateful. Nice idea for gifts and supporters.