Transfer deadline this Friday

[Sean Thornton]

How about - this is a message to the owner of car registration BS11ARP.
Thank you

Just seen at Stadium of Light.

FACT

 

[Sean Thornton]

This years excuse will be;

"The fax machine is working very well, we faxed out all the docs on time...
Buuuuuuut...we didn't realise no other bugger has a fax machine anymore so they never got the documents"

Just let me get my Pedant Island anorak off......


There, err, it wouldn't connect.........

 

[Russ]

Just seen at Stadium of Light.

FACT

Fiction.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Fiction.

Imagine how daft one of us feels right now......

 

[Cerberus Blade]

5pm

Last orders at ten to five.

 

[blade too long]

Surprised we dont inform league of bids by telegram. Which will be as useful as a fax.

ITK s will need to know Morse code

 

[8lade]

Just seen at Stadium of Light.

FACT

Fiction.

Both right, Chris Wilder gave him a piggyback, it's the latest 2 for one. Well lets face it 2 pre season friendlies with Sunderland would get boring, so they've done us a favour really.
(I count 7 jokes in that sack o' shite!)

 

[Blade56]

Ahhhhhhhh, makes you realise your one of the older posters. I remember when the carrier pigeon was the butt of transfer jokes int Kop Boggs when I were a lad.

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

Replacing the Dooley statue next year

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Bit of an enigma that one. Anyway, as our journalist friends might say, don't let the fax get in the way of a god story.

 

[Pinchy]

Comedy is 90% repetition. Suck it up people.

Comedy is 90% repetition. Suck it up people.

 

[Sean Thornton]

There's only one thing worse than signing nobody and that's signing somebody who creates zero excitement
An underwhelming signing who you just know isn't ever going to be a good first teamer and who we will struggle tp offload to League Two clubs is the worst feeling ever, not to mention the complete waste of money

"There's only one thing worse in the world than signing a striker, and that's not signing one".

Oscar Wilder

 

[JohnDenver]

Comedy is 90% repetition. Suck it up people.

Keep em coming!